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Title: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on May 31, 2023, 08:07:30 PM
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on May 31, 2023, 08:14:57 PM
Too old
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 31, 2023, 08:17:24 PM
He’s had some pretty uneducated takes on Bitcoin so idk
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on May 31, 2023, 08:30:36 PM
Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected.

i mean, i'd happily vote for him, but he can't be elected.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 01, 2023, 06:48:55 AM
He just didn’t know. 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/01/business/jpmorgan-ceo-epstein-denial-hnk-intl/index.html


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 01, 2023, 02:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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lmao

https://twitter.com/wallstreetkarl/status/1664356539313049601
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 09:50:32 AM
Jamie Dimon rushing in to fill the massive hole in my heart left by the Sasse exit

https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1665731831390687232
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 11:18:33 AM
What is so great about this guy
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 05, 2023, 11:31:16 AM
Depending on the circumstance, I could vote for a Republican in '24 over the Green Party candidate. They would have to be center left with social policy. However, it is obvious to everyone that a republican who even has socially ambivalent policies doesn't have a shot at being the nominee so I guess I won't be voting for a pub in 2024.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 05, 2023, 11:36:17 AM
i don't understand this thread.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 05, 2023, 12:10:50 PM
What is so great about this guy

He’s the non idiot centrist we may crave.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 12:11:34 PM
What is so great about this guy
Well, for starters, his name could not whip more ass


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 12:47:35 PM
Hopefully he can sell himself better than you can
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 05, 2023, 01:09:12 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 05, 2023, 01:26:16 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Pete on June 05, 2023, 01:29:58 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 01:34:38 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 01:35:30 PM
Jamie Dimon: never shot down his own helicopter probably


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 06, 2023, 12:21:25 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 06, 2023, 12:24:00 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

Yeah, he was a terrible president
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 06, 2023, 12:36:52 PM
dude took some frightening high exposure to radiation to save canada from a nuclear meltdown and all you guys can do is be haters. sad, really.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2023, 12:42:26 PM
He’s running

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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: DaBigTrain on June 06, 2023, 01:04:50 PM
He’s running

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I love that the bitcoin ticker is up while he's on there.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2023, 01:07:23 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.

The fastest way to the white house is definitely being a civil rights attorney and law professor.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: CNS on June 06, 2023, 02:28:55 PM
Can you imagine being as smart as a guy as Dimon seems to be and to work with the current crop of politicians?  It would be like being suddenly dropped into a max cringe mockumentary but not funny or fun at all.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2023, 02:52:01 PM
Imagine a Dimon/Mayor Pete ticket

:sdeek:


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2023, 03:07:30 PM
Imagine a Dimon/Mayor Pete ticket

:sdeek:


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You now have my full undivided attention!
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 06, 2023, 05:38:16 PM
as i said, i don't understand this thread.  but anyways.

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1666129931212926986
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: catastrophe on June 06, 2023, 07:23:03 PM
Didn’t Biden say the same thing about being Obama’s VP like a million times?
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 07, 2023, 08:00:17 AM
FOLKS

https://twitter.com/kaileyleinz/status/1666124286451499009
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 07, 2023, 09:01:14 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect.  Dems aka #blueanon loves utter incompetence in the VPOTUS position (they also love seeing their party joined at the hip with MegaBanks . . . the same movement that at one time birthed the 1% meltdown)

I just hope if this happens the SS (Secret Service) drops Pete off at the WH front gate everyday so he can virtue signal his bike into work.





Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 07, 2023, 10:21:56 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect. 

Agreed. Common ground confirmed.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 07, 2023, 10:38:49 AM
The 8 Suburbans pulling up to the WH gate, Pete getting on his little bike and putting on his helmet.  The Secret Service holding back Dimon's 4 PitBulls.

Just the kind of virtue signaling that puts the simp brained #blueanoner into a state of total ecstasy
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2023, 09:44:08 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/12/business/jpmorgan-settlement-jeffrey-epstein-victims.html?smid=tw-share
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: LickNeckey on June 12, 2023, 09:57:17 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect. 

Agreed. Common ground confirmed.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:20:25 AM
Jamie Dimon rushing in to fill the massive hole in my heart left by the Sasse exit

https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1665731831390687232

JFC, my ear drums are ringing and my stomach is churning from listening to these verbal farts.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:28:45 AM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

That's the best LOL in this thread, BAC!  You know these assholes own Merrill Lynch; the biggest crooks of the century.   :lol:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:44:02 AM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

Did you learn history the same way your generation learned math?  It was 1973 when the fake gas shortage started; any guesses about who was president during that time?  Also, crap loads of military were shot down during this same president(Nixon) was in office.  Inflation started after your hero Reagen got elected.  Gas went above $2.00 over the 60 cent range during Carter's time in office,  I just write it down to stupid pubs blaming all there faults on dems.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2023, 04:19:40 PM
Lick just  :love: :love: :love: virtue signaling politicians.

Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 13, 2023, 11:56:57 PM
i'd like to have to it entered on record that this thread is incredibly stupid, but just as fan service, i'm submitting this.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1668824865984454662
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 22, 2023, 05:39:17 PM
Probably one of the biggest POTUS candidate resume builders ever . . . no BleachBit licenses or Ball Peen hammers were harmed during this exercise

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1671927820484747264?s=20
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 22, 2023, 05:44:54 PM
$10 per email
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 16, 2023, 04:33:10 PM
He just didn't know.   :dunno:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-14/jpmorgan-should-pay-190-million-over-epstein-ties-usvi-says?sref=6uww027M#xj4y7vzkg
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 02, 2023, 07:19:59 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-01/jpmorgan-found-1-billion-in-suspicious-epstein-activity-usvi?sref=6uww027M#xj4y7vzkg
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 19, 2023, 09:20:21 PM
A bit dated

A great plan, and it will only be made better if millions of trees are cut down in the process.


https://x.com/FoxNews/status/1644170652927029248?s=20
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: CHONGS on January 17, 2024, 08:12:27 PM
Hmmmm
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on January 17, 2024, 08:37:10 PM
RUN NOW BITCH!


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: michigancat on January 18, 2024, 05:24:07 AM
Dude took a bus tour and became a man of the people. And told us all about it at Davos.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 18, 2024, 06:18:18 AM
https://twitter.com/geiger_capital/status/1747608562883289371?s=46&t=-jwPwnR3rKHM9sk9hA7h8g

That’s not gonna make Dimon’s bro Barry happy


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