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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #50 on: March 09, 2023, 08:30:47 PM »


Heart blockage removed and stent put in place.  Won't coach for a week.

Correct.

No way his doctors want him coaching in the NCAA tournament next week right?
I'd bet Tom's farm that he's coaching next Thursday or Fri

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2023, 08:37:07 PM »
As a certified lawyer, on behalf of gE.c I am obligated to inform all readers of this blog that clams is a Cardi-B ologist - which is to say he is an expert in the field of Cardi B. He has been known to, at times, lop the B off completely and call himself a cardiologist which is both unethical and illegal in 29 states (including Kansas and Missouri)

too bad i’m not a psychologist because you need one  :lol:


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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2023, 09:21:38 PM »
Bill is going to wait until the time is just right, get in his doctor's face and yell at him and demand he be cleared to leave, his doctor is going to act angry and make him lay back down, the nurse will nearly immediately come in to his room with a steak, a bud, a cigar, his clothes, and his release papers. 

The other heart attack patients will see this and argue with the doctor for similar treatment and early release.  Those patients will be waived off and made to feel crazy that their care is being handled any different than Bill's.  Bill's care will then be paid for by a stint manufacturer's sales rep.  Bill won't declare that as income.  He will get caught.  His tax lawyer will appeal.  Nothing will happen.  IRS will act like nothing happened and the world will move on.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2023, 06:20:35 AM »
big bad bill is sweet william now

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2023, 09:57:33 AM »
Every man over 60 (heck, 50) should fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty to see if they have blockage. They stint the rough rider immediately and you are back to biz in a day or so.

How do you fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty?
Walk in and say “chest pains and terrible family history of heart issues.”  They’ll hook you up

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2023, 10:13:29 AM »
as a cardiologist, i’m truly thankful that coach self listened to his body telling him that something was wrong.  i can’t begin to tell you guys how often my patients don’t listen to their symptoms and they end up with a much worse event that sometimes even ends in death.  :eek:

my professional opinion is that he’s been sick for quite some time.  burrito bill might have to switch to broccoli bill from here on out!   :)

you guys have a great night

My wife has a background in cardiac rehab, and her take was just like yours.  She said Self was pretty smart to see a health professional when he felt something was wrong, and probably saved himself from some permanent heart damage.  Way to go, Bill!

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2023, 11:06:20 AM »
Bill is going to wait until the time is just right, get in his doctor's face and yell at him and demand he be cleared to leave, his doctor is going to act angry and make him lay back down, the nurse will nearly immediately come in to his room with a steak, a bud, a cigar, his clothes, and his release papers. 

The other heart attack patients will see this and argue with the doctor for similar treatment and early release.  Those patients will be waived off and made to feel crazy that their care is being handled any different than Bill's.  Bill's care will then be paid for by a stint manufacturer's sales rep.  Bill won't declare that as income.  He will get caught.  His tax lawyer will appeal.  Nothing will happen.  IRS will act like nothing happened and the world will move on.

The KU Medical Center is not the KU basketball plantation.  Massa Seff is an esteemed patient, but still just a patient.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2023, 09:47:20 PM »
My KU mole insider who knew about selfs heart issues before it was public says self is considering retirement and Jay wright is the first call.

If I was KU I would back the brinks truck up to Brad.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2023, 09:48:51 PM »
Brad Underwood?! I don't think KU is that dumb.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2023, 09:49:16 PM »
How do they do better than this?

Larry brown > Roy Williams > Bill Self

Jay wright would be a good 5 year stop gap but Stevens would be the solution for the next 10-20 years

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2023, 09:49:35 PM »
Oh Stevens

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2023, 09:53:20 PM »
Stevens hasn’t proven he can recruit. I doubt he’s on their list.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2023, 09:54:16 PM »
Get well get well soon we want you to get well

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2023, 09:55:46 PM »
Jay Wright retired because of the portal and NIL, he ain’t coming back. 
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« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2023, 09:59:22 PM »
I bet it would be hard for Jay Wright to turn down Kansas.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2023, 10:01:46 PM »
KU should definitely go get a proven winner, even an older one. It’s impossible to replace Self and keep the fans satisfied. They need a buffer coach who will not fail, but also do the hard job of getting the fans used to winning less.

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« Reply #66 on: March 19, 2023, 10:09:07 PM »
I bet it would be hard for Jay Wright to turn down Kansas.
Why would he be interested in moving to the midwest

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #67 on: March 19, 2023, 10:15:40 PM »
maybe he wants to enjoy his later years on a beautiful flint hills cattle ranch.
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« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2023, 10:15:46 PM »
I bet it would be hard for Jay Wright to turn down Kansas.

He had a job where he beat KU for national championships twice in four years, he doesn't see that as a better job. He's also been very vocal about how he's enjoying retirement. He's spent all but 3 years of his life in Pennsylvania, most of that in greater Philadelphia, he isn't moving to Lawrence, KS in his 60s.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2023, 10:28:51 PM »
KU should definitely go get a proven winner, even an older one. It’s impossible to replace Self and keep the fans satisfied. They need a buffer coach who will not fail, but also do the hard job of getting the fans used to winning less.

Maybe like Jim Leranega (sp)?

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #70 on: March 19, 2023, 10:40:46 PM »
Sean Miller
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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2023, 06:35:54 AM »
Arkansas coach. Three sweet sixteens in a row.  At Arkansas. Also, he is willing to do their stupid chant in public. There is nothing he wouldn’t do.

They should consider getting a Dick Cheney heart and a Jay wright ipad robot for bill.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2023, 06:44:41 AM »
Stevens hasn’t proven he can recruit. I doubt he’s on their list.
LOL I feel like he has a job that's hard to leave though

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2023, 08:23:25 AM »
There's still time to jump in front of St. John's and grab Pitino!

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« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2023, 09:04:34 PM »
There's still time to jump in front of St. John's and grab Pitino!
Pitino actually would be a great stop gap/filler coach for 5 years at KU but I guess the allure of st John's was too much.