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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2023, 04:15:50 PM »
That has to be scary AF

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2023, 04:18:30 PM »
The NCAA would be doing Self a lifesaving favor if they suspends him for a year.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2023, 04:22:38 PM »
Yikes, wishing a fast recovery for Mr self
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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2023, 04:30:26 PM »
I can't imagine he'll coach next week either.   

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2023, 05:04:33 PM »
Ncaa won’t let him coach


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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2023, 05:04:45 PM »
This is his suspension


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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2023, 05:07:26 PM »
Some of you guys are very rude.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2023, 05:08:29 PM »
Heart blockage removed and stent put in place.  Won't coach for a week.

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No way his doctors want him coaching in the NCAA tournament next week right?

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2023, 05:38:33 PM »
Bill was so concerned about his hair when he should have be worried about his heart. Having the best-looking scalp while in ICU on life support with a bunch of 70 to 80 year old men is a sad accomplishment.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2023, 05:41:33 PM »
No way this is how bill goes out. He’s coming back.
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« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2023, 05:48:47 PM »
No way this is how bill goes out. He’s coming back.
Probably the same career trajectory as Hartman after his heart attack Never the same coach, sadly. No more chasing tail with his sleazy Lawrence real-estate buddy, either.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2023, 05:49:02 PM »
Bill is going to wait until the time is just right, get in his doctor's face and yell at him and demand he be cleared to leave, his doctor is going to act angry and make him lay back down, the nurse will nearly immediately come in to his room with a steak, a bud, a cigar, his clothes, and his release papers. 

The other heart attack patients will see this and argue with the doctor for similar treatment and early release.  Those patients will be waived off and made to feel crazy that their care is being handled any different than Bill's.  Bill's care will then be paid for by a stint manufacturer's sales rep.  Bill won't declare that as income.  He will get caught.  His tax lawyer will appeal.  Nothing will happen.  IRS will act like nothing happened and the world will move on.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2023, 05:52:01 PM »
It was really to much viagra... boner more than 4 hours...

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2023, 05:54:57 PM »
Boner Bill, you're saying?

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2023, 05:57:57 PM »
as a cardiologist, i’m truly thankful that coach self listened to his body telling him that something was wrong.  i can’t begin to tell you guys how often my patients don’t listen to their symptoms and they end up with a much worse event that sometimes even ends in death.  :eek:

my professional opinion is that he’s been sick for quite some time.  burrito bill might have to switch to broccoli bill from here on out!   :)

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2023, 06:02:34 PM »
as a cardiologist, i’m truly thankful that coach self listened to his body telling him that something was wrong.  i can’t begin to tell you guys how often my patients don’t listen to their symptoms and they end up with a much worse event that sometimes even ends in death.  :eek:

my professional opinion is that he’s been sick for quite some time.  burrito bill might have to switch to broccoli bill from here on out!   :)

you guys have a great night
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Well yeah, that's why some of us medical laymen were commenting on his health last month, joking about his burrito intake.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2023, 06:23:16 PM »
goodbye burrito bill, hello ensalada self

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2023, 06:59:16 PM »
Every man over 60 (heck, 50) should fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty to see if they have blockage. They stint the rough rider immediately and you are back to biz in a day or so.

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2023, 07:03:52 PM »
Every man over 60 (heck, 50) should fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty to see if they have blockage. They stint the rough rider immediately and you are back to biz in a day or so.

How do you fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty?
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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2023, 07:14:06 PM »
Bill is going to wait until the time is just right, get in his doctor's face and yell at him and demand he be cleared to leave, his doctor is going to act angry and make him lay back down, the nurse will nearly immediately come in to his room with a steak, a bud, a cigar, his clothes, and his release papers. 

The other heart attack patients will see this and argue with the doctor for similar treatment and early release.  Those patients will be waived off and made to feel crazy that their care is being handled any different than Bill's.  Bill's care will then be paid for by a stint manufacturer's sales rep.  Bill won't declare that as income.  He will get caught.  His tax lawyer will appeal.  Nothing will happen.  IRS will act like nothing happened and the world will move on.
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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2023, 07:15:42 PM »
Every man over 60 (heck, 50) should fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty to see if they have blockage. They stint the rough rider immediately and you are back to biz in a day or so.

How do you fake a heart attack and get an angioplasty?
Walk in and say “chest pains and terrible family history of heart issues.”  They’ll hook you up

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2023, 07:22:07 PM »
Heart blockage removed and stent put in place.  Won't coach for a week.

Correct.

No way his doctors want him coaching in the NCAA tournament next week right?
I'd bet Tom's farm that he's coaching next Thursday or Fri

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2023, 07:27:25 PM »
He'll be coaching again Monday, preparing for the Dance. Will the committee reward KU with a Friday first-round game?

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2023, 08:07:12 PM »
As a certified lawyer, on behalf of gE.c I am obligated to inform all readers of this blog that clams is a Cardi-B ologist - which is to say he is an expert in the field of Cardi B. He has been known to, at times, lop the B off completely and call himself a cardiologist which is both unethical and illegal in 29 states (including Kansas and Missouri)

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Re: Bill Self is not OK
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2023, 08:16:00 PM »
He'll be coaching again Monday, preparing for the Dance. Will the committee reward KU with a Friday first-round game?
KU is going to Des Moines and the games are thurs/sat
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