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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #125 on: May 31, 2023, 11:27:13 AM »
I believe AST's advice in this situation is to give it the ol' eyeball test and the ol' smell test.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #126 on: May 31, 2023, 11:33:35 AM »
So be honest, when you're at the swim up bar do you get out to pee or do you just stay there for 8 hours?
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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2023, 11:37:18 AM »
So be honest, when you're at the swim up bar do you get out to pee or do you just stay there for 8 hours?

The rule is that everyone but me is required to get out of the pool to pee.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #128 on: June 07, 2023, 07:30:50 PM »
AST p/n 263085 where is/ how do I run my air bleeder on this sumbish

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #129 on: June 08, 2023, 12:09:18 AM »
AST p/n 263085 where is/ how do I run my air bleeder on this sumbish
I don’t actually believe that model has one.  Never fear, you can make one.  This is for a different filter but you can use some of the parts from this kit to fashion one.  Take the pressure gauge off and thread this bad boy in.  Only concern is if the brass nipple is long enough to give clearance for the pressure gauge to be mounted on the T.  If it is not, I am sure it would not be that hard to track down a double threaded brass nipple that is a little longer.  Of course you won’t need the washer and plastic hex piece.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #130 on: June 08, 2023, 12:15:44 AM »
Brass nipple. Giggity.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #131 on: June 08, 2023, 07:01:13 AM »
Brass nipple. Giggity.

I knew what your replay was before opening thread.  Never change.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #132 on: June 08, 2023, 08:45:39 AM »
AST-

Glad you are alive! that was a fantastic write up. I feel like this could be an overwrought plot line on a crime procedural or like a House crossover episode where the medical situation is somewhat straightforward but the cause is eluding them.

Also— is there anything that you can put in pools to tell if people have peed in the pool?

Also— how bad are pool chemicals for my body? Do you shower immediately after getting out of a pool? Public pools? What is your rule of thumb for a pool being too gross to get in? Cloudy? Film on top? Dead bugs?

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #133 on: June 08, 2023, 09:20:55 AM »
My pool installer said we should shock the pool every week to every other week. If my chlorine levels are always testing where they should, do I still need to shock?

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #134 on: June 08, 2023, 09:33:14 AM »
Today is a travel day. Ill get toyour questions  this evening when i get to my destination.

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The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #135 on: June 08, 2023, 10:41:08 AM »
Today is a travel day. Ill get toyour questions  this evening when i get to my destination.
Well me too. Where are you headed? Will I see you in San Juan?

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #136 on: June 08, 2023, 03:25:03 PM »
Today is a travel day. Ill get toyour questions  this evening when i get to my destination.
Well me too. Where are you headed? Will I see you in San Juan?

Unless San Juan is a cove or beach on Lake of the Ozarks I doubt I will be seeing you.

In regards to water.  Not aware of anything that you can put in the pool to detect urine.  But here is a little trick.  If you can “smell chlorine,” the chances are that you are “smelling urine.”  A perfectly balanced pool will not smell of chlorine.  That smell is actually chloramines.  Chloramines are produced when chlorine interacts with body waste (sweat, urine, feces).  So that smell is generally associated with high bather loads.  Don’t use the smell test to see if a pool is safe to swim in.

This combines pretty well with @CNS ‘s question.  Shock is used to do 2 things in a pool.  First, rapidly raise chlorine level.  Good for start ups or after a heavy rain or party when there is no chlorine.  Tablets are slow working and take time to raise chlorine levels to adequate.  The 2nd reason is to burn off chloramines.  Tablets do not raise the chlorine level adequately to free the pool of chloramines.  So you need to shock once a week during swim season to keep your pool rid of the chlorine smell from the associated chloramines. 

And to summarize.  If you are in a pool that you can “smell the chlorine,” absolutely bath at the soonest convenient possibility.  As for me, I routinely sub my pool as my bathing means.  Like all summer long my routine is to immediately get in my pool after work to knock off the dust and sweat.  I have my pool balanced so the pH is perfect for the skin.  And it is chloramine free.  Higher ph than 8 and you are subject to skin rashes.  Lower than 7 and you are at risk of the burning eyes and dry skin.  I shower about once a week due to this and am always refreshed.

Yes, I am probably going to be looked at as a caveman of sorts for this approach but I am of an age an mind where I do not care.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #137 on: June 08, 2023, 03:29:49 PM »
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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #138 on: June 08, 2023, 03:40:14 PM »
I, for one, support your lifestyle choices.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #139 on: June 08, 2023, 04:57:53 PM »
AST is really pulling all the weight in the Essentially Flyertalk threads. 


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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #140 on: June 08, 2023, 05:21:37 PM »
Ast do you use soap for your pool bathing sessions?

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #141 on: June 08, 2023, 05:36:50 PM »
Amazing

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« Reply #142 on: June 08, 2023, 05:49:06 PM »
Lmao, you guys let big soap and big shampoo convince you that using their chemical products on your skin daily is a good choice.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #143 on: June 08, 2023, 06:42:55 PM »
god i love ast

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #144 on: June 08, 2023, 06:47:21 PM »
Party on ast

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #145 on: June 08, 2023, 07:21:12 PM »
god i love ast

I do too, and I've even met his caveman ass.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #146 on: June 08, 2023, 10:24:56 PM »
:lol:
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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #147 on: June 09, 2023, 08:25:12 AM »
Today is a travel day. Ill get toyour questions  this evening when i get to my destination.
Well me too. Where are you headed? Will I see you in San Juan?

Taberna Lúpulo is a great bar in Old San Juan. Good drinks and the bartenders are fun.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #148 on: June 09, 2023, 08:28:42 AM »
pretty much every pool I frequent has a chlorine smell..... :frown: I wish I hadn't read this.

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Re: The official goEMAW Swimming Pool thread.
« Reply #149 on: June 09, 2023, 08:36:29 AM »
pretty much every pool I frequent has a chlorine smell..... :frown: I wish I hadn't read this.

Just BYOShock  :dunno: