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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #175 on: January 05, 2023, 12:21:05 AM »
I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem.

i'm fine with them staying the chiefs, but i would be an absolutely gigantic fan of the kansas city cows.
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #176 on: January 05, 2023, 12:23:49 AM »
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.

it'd be like that colorado bison, but instead of running around it'd just graze and ignore the game and the crowd.   :love:
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Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #177 on: January 05, 2023, 10:05:54 AM »
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol

What part of my post was lol? Saying that The Chiefs have worked to partner with Native American groups (they have) or that they’ll change once the pressure from sponsors heats up (it will soon)

The fact that you can talk to a small group of minorities that are intended to represent the entire group is laughable and uniquely "white people crap." On their own damn webpage they acknowledge that it's impossible to represent the thoughts and feelings of all natives, that group is simply to make people feel better about doing things we all know aren't appropriate. They used these meetings to get rid of the head dresses and face paint. They also do a Native American culture day, which is, looking at the pictures that the Chiefs provide, isn't on a game day, when the people who need to see it, actually can.



I never said that the work they are doing is sufficient, I said they're doing a better job than other teams did. I've been at games as recently as 2019 where the person pictured performed a pregame ceremony.

I've also been on record that I fully expect the name to change, and as long as they don't name it something dumb (Commanders for instance) it won't bother me.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #178 on: January 05, 2023, 10:14:28 AM »
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?
They can have someone dress up like this guy and bring back the horse to ride out during the pregame.

The mascot should be modeled after Thom Brennaman.
They already have a logo

Love it!
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #179 on: January 05, 2023, 10:33:09 AM »
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #180 on: January 05, 2023, 11:51:24 AM »
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?



this would be awesome, but they'd certainly have to lift the smoking ban at arrowhead if they're going to use a cigarette as the mascot



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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #181 on: January 05, 2023, 11:53:00 AM »
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?



this would be awesome, but they'd certainly have to lift the smoking ban at arrowhead if they're going to use a cigarette as the mascot

They don't have the balls to do it.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #182 on: January 05, 2023, 12:00:20 PM »
Imagine the kc faggots superfans  :surprised:
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #183 on: January 05, 2023, 12:03:44 PM »
there is precedent

(sidenote this should be the end zone paint 100% of the time)

Kansas   -   Kansas City   -   Chiefs Football   -   November 1980 by Barbara Ann Spengler, on Flickr

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #184 on: January 05, 2023, 02:31:16 PM »
there is precedent

(sidenote this should be the end zone paint 100% of the time)

Kansas   -   Kansas City   -   Chiefs Football   -   November 1980 by Barbara Ann Spengler, on Flickr

Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #185 on: January 05, 2023, 02:42:16 PM »


Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker

Hmmm, not ringing a bell

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #186 on: January 05, 2023, 02:55:52 PM »


Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker

Hmmm, not ringing a bell

I should elba you in the ribs for that

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #187 on: January 08, 2023, 01:07:45 PM »

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #188 on: January 08, 2023, 01:10:01 PM »
I think the Chiefs should put their wolf thing in Indian clothing.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #189 on: January 08, 2023, 01:12:04 PM »


I say we steal the cornjerkers name
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #190 on: January 08, 2023, 01:12:29 PM »
If we were the meat cleavers, we could have some maniac chase Major Tuddy's fat ass around all game, screaming about bacon.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #191 on: January 08, 2023, 01:19:05 PM »
omg, the kansas city black baldies is right there for the taking.
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #192 on: January 08, 2023, 01:26:07 PM »
Frankfort Hot Dogs is perfect.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #193 on: January 08, 2023, 01:33:17 PM »
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

That is the entire 300 level so that is easy to implement.
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #194 on: January 08, 2023, 01:46:15 PM »
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

That is the entire 300 level so that is easy to implement.

Yeah, just draw randomly every game and let a lucky fan from that section be the mascot for the week.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #195 on: January 08, 2023, 02:24:35 PM »


I say we steal the cornjerkers name

What the hell is going on in Illinois???

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #196 on: January 08, 2023, 03:59:08 PM »
They seem to be under the impression that fruits and vegetables reproduce the same way people do.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #197 on: January 08, 2023, 04:04:34 PM »
It's all sexual reproduction baby

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #198 on: January 08, 2023, 04:22:33 PM »
Listen, it's survival of the species, baby. U Digg?

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #199 on: January 08, 2023, 10:35:47 PM »
There's a high school here in Iowa that are also the midgets