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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #150 on: January 03, 2023, 03:22:23 PM »
HAMBURGER HELPER

Torrential downpour on last possession of the game neutralizes Viking's air raid offense, Beef secure victory

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #151 on: January 03, 2023, 03:27:27 PM »
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #152 on: January 03, 2023, 03:27:51 PM »
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #153 on: January 03, 2023, 03:27:57 PM »
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #154 on: January 03, 2023, 03:28:57 PM »
TAKE IT OFF THE GRILL

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #155 on: January 03, 2023, 03:33:00 PM »
WRONG THREAD

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #156 on: January 03, 2023, 03:53:17 PM »
what do you think will become illegal first? football or cars

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #157 on: January 03, 2023, 03:57:29 PM »
Mascots.... How far have you went before getting a new one?

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #158 on: January 03, 2023, 04:05:25 PM »
School is Cool

Even Mahomes and Kelce have noticed crowd difference as A list celebrities, fashion icons and people in really great shape descend on Arrowhead to watch the Too Coolers

"I've definitely noticed the difference" Mahomes remarked as he enjoyed a Gatorade field side with Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pratt and Prince Harry after the game. 

"It has a different vibe" shared Kelce who was entering his number in Taylor Swift's phone a few feet away.  "once they changed the name all the guys who dressed up in costume like that wolf dude stopped coming...I can live with that"

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #159 on: January 03, 2023, 04:23:31 PM »
It's Not that Kind of Football Silly!!

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #160 on: January 03, 2023, 04:29:24 PM »

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #161 on: January 03, 2023, 04:39:18 PM »
That's as low effort as it gets, amazing
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #162 on: January 03, 2023, 04:42:34 PM »
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #163 on: January 03, 2023, 04:42:56 PM »
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #164 on: January 03, 2023, 04:45:48 PM »
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

I could handle that, as long as it doesn't last longer than a mayor's tenure.

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Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #165 on: January 03, 2023, 05:46:40 PM »
I say we keep the chiefs and just allocate enough money to Native American groups that it never sees enough resistance to drop the name
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Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #166 on: January 03, 2023, 06:03:24 PM »
I say we keep the chiefs and just allocate enough money to Native American groups that it never sees enough resistance to drop the name

Of all of the mascots suggested, that is by far the worst.

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #167 on: January 03, 2023, 06:08:05 PM »
Why settle for pig mascot when cow is avail


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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #169 on: January 03, 2023, 06:50:55 PM »
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.
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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #170 on: January 03, 2023, 07:20:50 PM »
WELL DONE!

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #171 on: January 03, 2023, 07:29:10 PM »
SOUS REID

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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #172 on: January 04, 2023, 10:40:15 PM »
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?
They can have someone dress up like this guy and bring back the horse to ride out during the pregame.

The mascot should be modeled after Thom Brennaman.
They already have a logo

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Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #173 on: January 04, 2023, 10:47:21 PM »
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol

What part of my post was lol? Saying that The Chiefs have worked to partner with Native American groups (they have) or that they’ll change once the pressure from sponsors heats up (it will soon)

The fact that you can talk to a small group of minorities that are intended to represent the entire group is laughable and uniquely "white people crap." On their own damn webpage they acknowledge that it's impossible to represent the thoughts and feelings of all natives, that group is simply to make people feel better about doing things we all know aren't appropriate. They used these meetings to get rid of the head dresses and face paint. They also do a Native American culture day, which is, looking at the pictures that the Chiefs provide, isn't on a game day, when the people who need to see it, actually can.



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Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
« Reply #174 on: January 04, 2023, 11:00:08 PM »
When I was at Manhattan high there was one native guy who said our mascot was fine and even drew the mascot (this is what I recall) and all the white people were like "welp, there you have it.  we are good to go!"

Maybe rowdy can confirm this vague recollection