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Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 01, 2023, 12:04:09 PM
We have got to stop doing the chop
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 01, 2023, 01:39:54 PM
We have got to stop doing the chop
You're going to need to get the team out of Missouri then
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 01, 2023, 09:52:43 PM
We have got to stop doing the chop

It’s incredibly cringey. Just has not aged well at all and feels really, really gross.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 01, 2023, 09:58:36 PM
We have got to stop doing the chop

It’s incredibly cringey. Just has not aged well at all and feels really, really gross.
It’s so weird people obsess over this.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 02, 2023, 12:49:17 PM
If they drop the Chiefs name, the chop (and probably a lot of dumbass fans like the cosplay gang) goes away.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Gooch on January 02, 2023, 01:45:52 PM
If they drop the Chiefs name, the chop (and probably a lot of dumbass fans like the cosplay gang) goes away.
No negative consequences.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 02, 2023, 03:10:22 PM
I mean really, why would you bitch about the fans doing the tomahawk chop for a team named the Chiefs? That's just expected behavior. If you'd rather expect different behavior, then change the name.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 03:27:32 PM
Or, you could just not care, because it doesn’t effect any of you personally. :dunno:
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 02, 2023, 03:37:40 PM
I'm 1/1028th Native American, so I do care.

But really, the reason to care, if you are a fan of the institution that is the Kansas City Chiefs, is because it's that kind of stuff that could cause them to have to rebrand, like the "Commanders" (yuck) did.

Also, affect, not effect.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:24:18 PM
the chop is fine
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: wetwillie on January 02, 2023, 04:28:02 PM
I don’t think the chiefs are going to get cancelled, imho.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:34:05 PM
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:35:56 PM
I'm 1/1028th Native American, so I do care.

But really, the reason to care, if you are a fan of the institution that is the Kansas City Chiefs, is because it's that kind of stuff that could cause them to have to rebrand, like the "Commanders" (yuck) did.

Also, affect, not effect.
I have more Indian in me than you and I can assure you, I give zero effs, but I’m also not a cancel culture warrior like yourself.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 02, 2023, 04:36:59 PM
Ok, Wackster.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:37:36 PM
Truth hurts, Spracs. Sorry, bud.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:38:42 PM
They named the team after a city mayor for crying out loud.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:40:49 PM
I’d just focus on bigger things to be enraged about, Spracs. That’s all. The Kansas City, City Mayors are here to stay. Weep!
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:41:51 PM
They named the team after a city mayor crying out loud.

This is true, but even a Chiefs apologist like me can recognize that they aren't like, doing Mayory stuff. Kind of goofy to be like "but we're the Mayors really!" We aren't the Mayors, come on.

But the Chiefs is fine. Also, neither Spracs or Wacks get a vote
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:43:10 PM
Biggest thing is to hope we don't completely botch the rebrand like Washington.

Cleveland Guardians get a C- or D+ on rebrand but better than Commanders who get an F-
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:43:53 PM
Has to have lot of EEEEE in the name so it can be


home..... of the........


CHEEEEEEESE!


or whatever
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:45:02 PM
Chiefs clothing is expensive! I won’t let the libs win on this!
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 04:46:48 PM
Chiefs clothing is expensive! I won’t let the libs win on this!

Here's a crazy out of this world thought:

Wear whatever you want.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 04:53:52 PM
I work from home 24/7/365. 80% of my wardrobe is vuoris sweatpants and purple and red tops, you monster! Spracs will never cancel 38 years of awesomeness! Go Chiefs!!!!
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 02, 2023, 05:03:01 PM
the chop is fine

Exactly. They are the Chiefs. It's fine to show up to the game with a feather headdress and a loin cloth if you want to. It's all expected behavior.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 02, 2023, 05:13:48 PM
I may be making this up but didn't they ban headdresses at the stadium?
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 05:23:33 PM
Nobody wears them at arrowhead anymore. Rage is lying per usual. What a weird sequence of posts, fellas. Glad you’re all growing in 2023. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 02, 2023, 06:04:01 PM
Nobody wears them at arrowhead anymore. Rage is lying per usual. What a weird sequence of posts, fellas. Glad you’re all growing in 2023. :facepalm:

Why would it be a big deal?
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 02, 2023, 06:09:31 PM
LMAO at banning your fans from dressing up like your mascot. WTF.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: michigancat on January 02, 2023, 06:09:46 PM
It seems like wacky cares quite a bit about a potential name change. More than anyone!
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 02, 2023, 06:20:47 PM
LMAO at banning your fans from dressing up like your mascot. WTF.

This reply is not really directed at you, but I have policy of not quoting certain people, so quoting you will do.

I actually would venture to guess that I know more about the history of the Chiefs than just about anyone on this blog. The rumor that they were named after the mayor is in my educated opinion not to be taken seriously. I have no issue with the name Chiefs. It's just the Native American cosplaying that I find distasteful. It's gauche.

Live look at the mayor, whom we all agree is the true impetus for the Chiefs' branding, circa 1963!

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/49QAAOSw5G9eGo2C/s-l1600.jpg)

Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: wetwillie on January 02, 2023, 06:35:40 PM
@Spracne where does the ceremonial pre game beating of the drum land on the cosplay meter?
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Trim on January 02, 2023, 06:53:46 PM
Anecdote: I was at the tribal casino north of topeka back when it was harrah's with a big group and one of the girls' dads was there.  He and I were playing blackjack and at one point he said something like "hit me, chief."  I'm confident that "chief" was interchangeable at that moment with "boss," "bro," "bud," etc. at that moment but he said "chief" and the dealer was native.  I was focused on the cards but it must've been a thing because his daughter who was standing behind us later told me she thought it was awful based on the dealer's reaction.

So yeah, change it to the kansas city bosses, until enough fans do offensive italian mafia dress-ups that they force another change.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 07:20:14 PM
It seems like wacky cares quite a bit about a potential name change. More than anyone!
Chiefs are my 2nd favorite team to root for behind the cats. I don’t need woke leftists in their 40’s coming into my life to ruin 38 years of fan ship, because they got some overnight wokeness, because they lost an election to Trump. You are correct. Tread on me, sir!
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 07:23:19 PM
LMAO at banning your fans from dressing up like your mascot. WTF.

This reply is not really directed at you, but I have policy of not quoting certain people, so quoting you will do.

I actually would venture to guess that I know more about the history of the Chiefs than just about anyone on this blog. The rumor that they were named after the mayor is in my educated opinion not to be taken seriously. I have no issue with the name Chiefs. It's just the Native American cosplaying that I find distasteful. It's gauche.

Live look at the mayor, whom we all agree is the true impetus for the Chiefs' branding, circa 1963!

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/49QAAOSw5G9eGo2C/s-l1600.jpg)
:lol: You are such a clown. Holy crap! You tried to play conservative before Trump was elected on here and now everything offends your dumb brain. :lol:
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 07:31:11 PM
Wacky, don’t talk about Donald Trump ITT
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 07:32:28 PM
Trying to act offended by the Chiefs name, is a new bar blue anon is trying to set, because they’re bored as hell with their lives. After electing the worst rated president of all time! Until I have a MIR version of a Native American poster who comes in here to claim racism as a poster, I call bull crap on it all.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 02, 2023, 07:34:41 PM
Dude stop
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 07:37:32 PM
Nah. These dudes have ruined this board the past 7 years. Go Bengals tho!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 02, 2023, 08:01:48 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 02, 2023, 09:23:36 PM
Well, I see a tough time with that H. Roe Bartle logo on a helmet.

The Kansas City Presentism:  An NFL and #blueanongE production
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: MakeItRain on January 03, 2023, 01:56:45 AM
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: MakeItRain on January 03, 2023, 02:24:53 AM
Trying to act offended by the Chiefs name, is a new bar blue anon is trying to set, because they’re bored as hell with their lives. After electing the worst rated president of all time! Until I have a MIR version of a Native American poster who comes in here to claim racism as a poster, I call bull crap on it all.

You need a Native American to tell you they think it's racist before you think any Native American could think the chop is racist? Even on the chiefs lame ass page on their website, trying to justify the imagery, they admit that some natives absolutely think their imagery is racist.
https://www.chiefs.com/americanindianheritage/
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Like any community, American Indians maintain a diverse set of views on a range of issues including our franchise name and other aspects of our game-day presentation. There will be members of the American Indian community who feel we have not done enough and others who believe we have gone too far in the changes we have enacted. To expect homogeneity from any community or culture is wrong, and we certainly understand and respect the members of the American Indian community who hold differing perspectives.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 09:19:41 AM
They should change their name to the Wildcats, so people start saying "cats" instead of "chiefs" during the national anthem at our games. And also because the team won't have to ban fans from wearing home made wildcats gear at the game they go to to cheer on the wildcats.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: michigancat on January 03, 2023, 09:23:39 AM
They should change their name to the Wildcats, so people start saying "cats" instead of "chiefs" during the national anthem at our games. And also because the team won't have to ban fans from wearing home made wildcats gear at the game they go to to cheer on the wildcats.

if they do that I want KSU to change their name to the "Cats". Not "Wildcats", just "Cats". I want this to happen.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 09:43:43 AM
They named the team after a city mayor crying out loud.

This is true, but even a Chiefs apologist like me can recognize that they aren't like, doing Mayory stuff. Kind of goofy to be like "but we're the Mayors really!" We aren't the Mayors, come on.

But the Chiefs is fine. Also, neither Spracs or Wacks get a vote

yeah, the mayor bity is an excuse for the dumbs.  You can't talk about H. Roe while you ride around on warpaint banging some drum and doing the chop.  come on.

that being said, I give zero craps about any of it.  AS said earlier in the thread, the change is coming.  I dont care to be the agent for it
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 09:46:26 AM
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol

What part of my post was lol? Saying that The Chiefs have worked to partner with Native American groups (they have) or that they’ll change once the pressure from sponsors heats up (it will soon)
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 09:57:43 AM
Banging a drum. The Horror!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:00:59 AM
Banging a drum. The Horror!

Exactly. Let the fans show up and root for the Chiefs in Chiefy ways.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: ChiComCat on January 03, 2023, 10:03:27 AM
Bunch of idiots in here that don't like the tomahawk chop don't realize it's a mayor's tomahawk chop.  What a dumb argument.

It'll all be gone in time.  Wacky can be a martyr.  Everyone wins (including the future not-Chiefs if they still have Mahomes).
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on January 03, 2023, 10:03:38 AM
I’m a little surprised at how much resistance teams like Washington have put up with name changes. There are plenty of positives in changing it up every few decades. Get some extra engagement from the fan base, sell new merchandise, roll out some new uniforms.

We’re totally ok with teams relocating to different parts of the country. The Chiefs have already changed their name and the sport isn’t even that old for goodness sake!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 10:12:02 AM
I mean, they are going to absolutely change a ton of the branding.  It is literally inevitable and tying this directly to maga speeds it waaaaay the eff up.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 10:20:07 AM
i can't imagine being so angry about changing the name and/or removing the chant.  it's perfectly ok to grow as people and realize that what was acceptable and the norm in the past, like making types of people mascots, is probably not a good idea anymore.  It doesn't matter if they're the Chiefs or the Kansas City Rabid Raccoons, they'll still have Mahomes, bros.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 10:20:39 AM
I’m a little surprised at how much resistance teams like Washington have put up with name changes. There are plenty of positives in changing it up every few decades. Get some extra engagement from the fan base, sell new merchandise, roll out some new uniforms.

We’re totally ok with teams relocating to different parts of the country. The Chiefs have already changed their name and the sport isn’t even that old for goodness sake!

Many many people think things need to stay exactly like they were in their childhood and if something does change then it ruins their childhood memories. I don't understand it but it seems to be a common feeling.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: michigancat on January 03, 2023, 10:23:09 AM
Washington should have stuck with "Washington Football Team"
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 10:23:52 AM
Kansas City Football Team would be fine
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 10:25:30 AM
Kansas City Breeze
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: 'taterblast on January 03, 2023, 10:26:22 AM
Kansas City Shuttlecocks
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: 'taterblast on January 03, 2023, 10:27:56 AM
Kansas City Kauffman Center Performing Arts Centers
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 10:32:34 AM
Kansas City Rib Tips.

pros:
none of the other football teams located in prominant BBQ regions have done this, i believe it gives KC a leg up in the "who has the best BBQ?" debate
fans can chant JUST THE TIP like pretty much anytime but especially on the goal line
burnt ends sounds stupid from a naming a football team perspective.

cons:
literally none. its perfect.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 10:33:51 AM
Kansas City Dry Rubs
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 10:36:19 AM
Is there anything left that doesn't offend you lefties?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 10:36:33 AM
 :lynchmob:
Kansas City Shuttlecocks

Sounds too sexy.  Ppl will drop the Shuttle, and yell COCKS at the top of their lungs when we're going in for a TD or just going deep.  :D
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 10:37:28 AM
Kansas City Dry Rubs

Ouch!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 10:38:09 AM
Is there anything left that doesn't offend you lefties?

Do you understand that tying this issue top maga guarantees it will be a loser?  this is emasculating red tsunami
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: WildcatNkilt on January 03, 2023, 10:42:49 AM
They will rebrand when they move to KCK by 2030. 
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:43:20 AM
Is there anything left that doesn't offend you lefties?

I don't think anyone wants the name changed because they are personally offended by it.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 10:46:48 AM
rename the team after the current mayor's nickname. The Kansas City Q. instead of the chop the magas can chant WWG1WGA or whatever. we still look like embarrassing losers but this way we're not dehumanizing a group of people. everybody wins.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 10:49:07 AM
 :lol:

Fake ragers gonna fake rage.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 10:51:01 AM
rename the team after the current mayor's nickname. The Kansas City Q. instead of the chop the magas can chant WWG1WGA or whatever. we still look like embarrassing losers but this way we're not dehumanizing a group of people. everybody wins.

This is an awseome idea. 

1.  The traditionalists want a mayor name
2.  "Q" fits magas because of the whole pizza gate/pedo thing they got fooled into BUT ALSO;
3.  Some people call BBQ "Q" so perfect
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 10:52:00 AM
the amount of rage by you libs ITT is pathetic you guys are embarrassing yourselves stop raging so hard calm down
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:52:49 AM
They should probably be changing their name at least once per decade regardless. No reason to stick with a lame name when you could change to something better. And there always will be something better.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 10:52:58 AM
the amount of rage by you libs ITT is pathetic you guys are embarrassing yourselves stop raging so hard calm down
You're so calculated, BAC.  :frown:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 10:53:13 AM
The Q chop is chopping up some brisket or something
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 10:53:45 AM
They should probably be changing their name at least once per decade regardless. No reason to stick with a lame name when you could change to something better. And there always will be something better.

Change the name with every new mayor?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 10:54:38 AM
WE WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL WE CANCEL EVERYTHING! - Lefties
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:54:50 AM
The Q chop is chopping up some brisket or something

Yeah, and the Q organization could even play a real song during the chop.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:55:30 AM
They should probably be changing their name at least once per decade regardless. No reason to stick with a lame name when you could change to something better. And there always will be something better.

Change the name with every new mayor?

That's perfect, but there needs to be a requirement that each candidate list their nickname on the ballot.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on January 03, 2023, 10:55:43 AM
Kansas City Breeze
I actually love this. KC Breeze sounds inherently cool and you could end the National Anthem with “home of the WOOOSH”
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 10:55:52 AM
They should probably be changing their name at least once per decade regardless. No reason to stick with a lame name when you could change to something better. And there always will be something better.

every time there's a new mayor we rebrand. imagine how amazing the Kansas City Meat Cleavers would have been. Even the Kansas City Barns kind of rules
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 10:57:13 AM
the Kansas City Funk! i can hear the guitar scratches
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 10:58:00 AM
Gotta be honest, if we had a name as cool as the Meat Cleavers, I'd probably be crying as hard as 420seriouscat69 trying to keep the new mayor from changing that one.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 10:58:19 AM
KC Yardbirds
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 10:58:31 AM
Kansas City vegans!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 10:58:40 AM
The Kansas city justice and judge dredd (Karl urban version) is the mascot
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 10:59:01 AM
The Kansas City James Gang, wow. how great for the people of Liberty, MO
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 11:00:57 AM
Kansas City rainbows!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:04:20 AM
The Kansas City James Gang, wow. how great for the people of Liberty, MO

NO... outlaws would be offended!!!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 11:04:33 AM
Kansas City lollipops!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 11:05:12 AM
The Kansas City James Gang, wow. how great for the people of Liberty, MO

NO... outlaws would be offended!!!

yeah especially with the whole Chiefsaholic situation we probably don't want to condone bank robbing, good point
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 11:05:42 AM
we could have just been the Kansas City Bowties during the slyin' james administration
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 11:06:05 AM
Kansas City "that a boys"!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 11:07:54 AM
KC Yardbirds

Not bad. Fun headline opportunities
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:11:13 AM
KC Yardbirds

Not bad. Fun headline opportunities

Isn't that a nice nickname for Jailbirds?  :surprised:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 11:13:38 AM
Gotta be honest, if we had a name as cool as the Meat Cleavers, I'd probably be crying as hard as 420seriouscat69 trying to keep the new mayor from changing that one.

any mayoral candidate worth his salt would make his first campaign promise to be "my nickname will be the Meat Cleaver"
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 11:14:39 AM
BAC doesn't think women can be meat cleavers?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 11:16:31 AM
BAC doesn't think women can be meat cleavers?

...i'll go ahead and self-cancel now before all you leftylibs make a whole thing about it
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:17:29 AM
Should have used they/them?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 11:17:37 AM
WE WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL WE CANCEL EVERYTHING! - Lefties

https://twitter.com/FANMAN_KSU/status/1610110626160050176
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 11:17:48 AM
KC Yardbirds

Not bad. Fun headline opportunities

Isn't that a nice nickname for Jailbirds?  :surprised:
No,  here it's for chickens.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 11:18:09 AM
Kansas City Libs
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 11:19:18 AM
surprised wacky didn't use some of that mega-payraise money and spring for the blue check
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 11:20:02 AM
Kansas City patty cakes!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:26:38 AM
KC Yardbirds

Not bad. Fun headline opportunities

Isn't that a nice nickname for Jailbirds?  :surprised:
No,  here it's for chickens.
yard•bird (?y?rd?b?rd) n. Slang. 1. an army recruit. 2. a soldier assigned to cleaning the grounds or other menial tasks as punishment. 3. a convict; prisoner.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 11:29:31 AM
It’s a Charlie Parker reference, you ignorant Philistines 
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 11:33:17 AM
It’s a Charlie Parker reference, you ignorant Philistines
Come on man!!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: kim carnes on January 03, 2023, 11:33:22 AM
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 11:33:56 AM
Is the Kansas City cum dumpsters too aggressive?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 11:34:34 AM
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

Kansas City Drone Strikes
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 11:35:24 AM
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

Kansas City Enhanced Interrogation Techniques
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: kim carnes on January 03, 2023, 11:36:26 AM
KC Army
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 11:37:02 AM
KC A Bombs
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:37:17 AM
So Charlie was a chicken who played jazz music in the last century?  That's the first thing that pops up in my head. :lol:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 11:37:23 AM
KC Football Industrial Complex
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: kim carnes on January 03, 2023, 11:37:38 AM
KC A Bombs

KC Bombers could work
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 11:38:56 AM
Kansas City John Browns (not the Cleveland ones)
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 11:40:07 AM
renaming for every mayor is perfect. 
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:40:12 AM
KC A Bombs

KC Bombers could work

To neocon.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 11:40:18 AM
Kansas City White Midwesterners
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: kim carnes on January 03, 2023, 11:41:00 AM
Missourans would die before they let the name be changed to anything that references kansas
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2023, 11:41:35 AM
Kansas City Missourians
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:43:31 AM
Wouldn't work after we move them to the Landing in KANSAS!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 11:45:05 AM
Kansas City White Midwesterners

Kansas City Sensible Midwestern Values (suburban)
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Katpappy on January 03, 2023, 11:45:09 AM
KC Chefs.  Could use the brisket chop.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 11:50:55 AM
renaming for every mayor is perfect.

the Meat Cleavers era would have coincided with the Marty era, which completely rules
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 12:41:12 PM
Is the Kansas City cum dumpsters too aggressive?

If you put yourself on the ballot as the cum dumpster and become mayor, I will fully support that change.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 03, 2023, 12:44:01 PM
The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production







Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 12:52:42 PM
The best thing about the name change will be never hearing the phrase "Chiefs Kingdom" ever again. Chiefdoms have chiefs, Mitch, you dumbass.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 12:59:26 PM
The best thing about the name change will be never hearing the phrase "Chiefs Kingdom" ever again. Chiefdoms have chiefs, Mitch, you dumbass.

agreed. and Mayors have municipalities
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 03, 2023, 01:28:26 PM
The Kansas City Lights

Great name, great song
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Pete on January 03, 2023, 01:31:14 PM
I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 01:36:06 PM
Clay Travis, current maga spokesman has infomred me that if you go woek you go broke and we all know the Chiefs love money over everything so this will never happen.  Chiefs is here to stay along with the chop.

At the end of the day maga and its formidable economic might will speak through the free market.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 01:47:52 PM
I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 

That's really good and why I suggested Breeze. I prefer Breeze over Beef but either is cool with me.


The thing with Breeze is it's so smooth and cool. Other teams are trying to be so tough and look at us, just chilling and winning. We'd be the only NFL team with a Z in the name I think, that's the coolest letter.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 03, 2023, 01:50:43 PM
I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem. 

That's really good and why I suggested Breeze. I prefer Breeze over Beef but either is cool with me.


We'd be the only NFL team with a Z in the name I think, that's the coolest letter.

Since we're in the pit,  :dubious:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 01:53:24 PM
The Breeze Kingdom. The Beef Kingdom. Both are fantastic.


After a big loss:

OVERCOOKED!
Beef mistakes in finale minute lead to loss in Philadelphia

THEY HUFFED AND THEY PUFFED!
But the Breeze come up short in loss to Atlanta

After a big win:

SIZZLIN'!!!!
Beef serve up another blowout win in Las Vegas

Makes me Feel Fine!
Breeze cool down red hot New England for 5th win in a row
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 02:01:32 PM
i would avoid BEEF for now because lets just be real you guys, the (nee) Chiefs love to air it out. the GROUND BEEF headlines would pretty much write themselves but that's more for a run-first type offense perhaps the steelers come to mind but they really don't have any reason to change their name for an absolute goldmine of headline material because steelers makes sense for them and also is not problematic (to the best of my knowledge).
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 02:05:34 PM
"where's the beef" after a big loss would be cringy
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 02:12:38 PM
BEEF EM UP BEEF EM UP KC BEEF
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 02:13:28 PM
New stadium is called the porterhouse and the chop is is called the longbone
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 03, 2023, 02:14:56 PM
KC Strips

Think of the possibilities...(get in here @Katpappy)
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 02:20:54 PM
New stadium is called the porterhouse and the chop is is called the longbone

BENGALS COME HOME HUNGRY!!
Mahomes chops for 3 Touchdowns in the air and patty melts another on the ground as KC BBQ's Cincinnati 31-20
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 02:23:09 PM
BOVINE DEVELOPS A HUNGER FOR POULTRY
KC chews the cud of the Cardinals in big road win
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 02:28:03 PM
A Rare miSTEAK - that's the headline when they lose b/c of some goofy play

Rib-BYE - key player leaves the team

Beef SMELLington - when they are having a down year

Beef Left Stewing Over Controversial Call - that one is pretty obvious i think but for those who don't get it, you use this headline when they lose a game over a controversial call

BLOATed Roster - when the salary of one or more players is called into question b/c quite frankly that player isn't worth a hill of beans (or other legume like alfalfa)

COWardly Playcalling Leaves Team Roasted - again, obvs

Are You SEARious?!?! - i mean, this baby's got some versatility it can be righteous indignation or celebrating a most unlikely outcome it can just really do it all
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 02:29:19 PM
CF3 if you wanna do the thing w/ the big red headline or whatever with any of those ^ you have my permission no citation needed
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 03:00:05 PM
BAC those are all so good
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 03:01:46 PM
BURNT ENDING
Mistake in the secondary leads to last late game TD, KC loses in Miami
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 03:06:05 PM
The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production

Patty the Cool

Mahomes throws for 5 TDs as the Too Coolers destroy Denver in front of the best looking, wealthiest and most in shape crowd in NFL history

 :love:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 03, 2023, 03:08:34 PM
Sophomoric efforts from the usuals 

As expected and #onbrand   :thumbsup:

Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 03:11:54 PM
Sometimes people bring the pit to the wrong parts of this blog, so I'm saying the best defense is a good offense. Bringing the party to the pit

The KC Too Cool for Schoolers - A perpetually triggered about things from decades (and now) ago production

Patty the Cool

Mahomes throws for 5 TDs as the Too Coolers destroy Denver in front of the best looking, wealthiest and most in shape crowd in NFL history

 :love:

 :love:
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Trim on January 03, 2023, 03:12:58 PM
GONE WITH THE WIND

Days after KC franchise changes name to Breeze, organized football permanently shuts down following latest safety tragedy
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 03:13:07 PM
QUARTER POUNDER

Beef offense puts up 24 4th quater points en route to historic come from behind victory
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 03:22:23 PM
HAMBURGER HELPER

Torrential downpour on last possession of the game neutralizes Viking's air raid offense, Beef secure victory
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CNS on January 03, 2023, 03:27:27 PM
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

KC Fear!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CNS on January 03, 2023, 03:27:51 PM
The name should be changed to something that pays homage to the military and this great nation.

Kansas City Cammo Boners
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 03:27:57 PM
HAMBURGER HELPER

Torrential downpour on last possession of the game neutralizes Viking's air raid offense, Beef secure victory

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Trim on January 03, 2023, 03:28:57 PM
TAKE IT OFF THE GRILL

KC’s planned rebrand to Beef is cooked as NFL shuts down operations under pressure
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 03:33:00 PM
WRONG THREAD
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 03, 2023, 03:53:17 PM
what do you think will become illegal first? football or cars
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 03:57:29 PM
Mascots.... How far have you went before getting a new one?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 04:05:25 PM
School is Cool

Even Mahomes and Kelce have noticed crowd difference as A list celebrities, fashion icons and people in really great shape descend on Arrowhead to watch the Too Coolers

"I've definitely noticed the difference" Mahomes remarked as he enjoyed a Gatorade field side with Ryan Reynolds, Chris Pratt and Prince Harry after the game. 

"It has a different vibe" shared Kelce who was entering his number in Taylor Swift's phone a few feet away.  "once they changed the name all the guys who dressed up in costume like that wolf dude stopped coming...I can live with that"
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 03, 2023, 04:23:31 PM
It's Not that Kind of Football Silly!!

Mbappe, Messi and other world stars try out for the Too Coolers as the world swoons over the new global it team
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 04:29:24 PM
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1609649416960413696


 :lol:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 03, 2023, 04:39:18 PM
That's as low effort as it gets, amazing
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 04:42:34 PM
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CNS on January 03, 2023, 04:42:56 PM
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 04:45:48 PM
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

I could handle that, as long as it doesn't last longer than a mayor's tenure.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: wetwillie on January 03, 2023, 05:46:40 PM
I say we keep the chiefs and just allocate enough money to Native American groups that it never sees enough resistance to drop the name
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 03, 2023, 06:03:24 PM
I say we keep the chiefs and just allocate enough money to Native American groups that it never sees enough resistance to drop the name

Of all of the mascots suggested, that is by far the worst.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 03, 2023, 06:08:05 PM
Why settle for pig mascot when cow is avail
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 03, 2023, 06:24:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1609649416960413696


 :lol:
Pigfuker is back!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on January 03, 2023, 06:50:55 PM
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.
“No those aren’t boos” chuckles the announcer following Butker’s game icing field goal, “they’re MOOOOS”
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 07:20:50 PM
WELL DONE!

Cows apply 60 minutes of constant heat to broncos in 31-0 shutout
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 03, 2023, 07:29:10 PM
SOUS REID

Cows coach says "we got this one in the bag!"
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: MakeItRain on January 04, 2023, 10:40:15 PM
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?
They can have someone dress up like this guy and bring back the horse to ride out during the pregame.
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50096/1001909650/original/dummy-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375)
The mascot should be modeled after Thom Brennaman.
They already have a logo
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ayql24M6iRk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: MakeItRain on January 04, 2023, 10:47:21 PM
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol

What part of my post was lol? Saying that The Chiefs have worked to partner with Native American groups (they have) or that they’ll change once the pressure from sponsors heats up (it will soon)

The fact that you can talk to a small group of minorities that are intended to represent the entire group is laughable and uniquely "white people crap." On their own damn webpage they acknowledge that it's impossible to represent the thoughts and feelings of all natives, that group is simply to make people feel better about doing things we all know aren't appropriate. They used these meetings to get rid of the head dresses and face paint. They also do a Native American culture day, which is, looking at the pictures that the Chiefs provide, isn't on a game day, when the people who need to see it, actually can.
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/f_auto/chiefs/cgu3t7qhjmbx8lbxylmi)
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/f_auto/chiefs/seug8qxojqegzktrdfhv)
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 04, 2023, 11:00:08 PM
When I was at Manhattan high there was one native guy who said our mascot was fine and even drew the mascot (this is what I recall) and all the white people were like "welp, there you have it.  we are good to go!"

Maybe rowdy can confirm this vague recollection
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sys on January 05, 2023, 12:21:05 AM
I propose Kansas City Beef.  Still sounds like Chiefs during the National Anthem.

i'm fine with them staying the chiefs, but i would be an absolutely gigantic fan of the kansas city cows.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sys on January 05, 2023, 12:23:49 AM
I don't think we should settle for Beef when we can be Cows. We could have a live cow out on the field and everything.

it'd be like that colorado bison, but instead of running around it'd just graze and ignore the game and the crowd.   :love:
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 05, 2023, 10:05:54 AM
Chiefs have gotten in front of it better than other Native American mascot teams by partnering with Native American groups, but they will most likely face pressure soon to change their name from sponsors. They'll end up changing, sooner than people think.

Come on man, lol

What part of my post was lol? Saying that The Chiefs have worked to partner with Native American groups (they have) or that they’ll change once the pressure from sponsors heats up (it will soon)

The fact that you can talk to a small group of minorities that are intended to represent the entire group is laughable and uniquely "white people crap." On their own damn webpage they acknowledge that it's impossible to represent the thoughts and feelings of all natives, that group is simply to make people feel better about doing things we all know aren't appropriate. They used these meetings to get rid of the head dresses and face paint. They also do a Native American culture day, which is, looking at the pictures that the Chiefs provide, isn't on a game day, when the people who need to see it, actually can.
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/f_auto/chiefs/cgu3t7qhjmbx8lbxylmi)
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/f_auto/chiefs/seug8qxojqegzktrdfhv)

I never said that the work they are doing is sufficient, I said they're doing a better job than other teams did. I've been at games as recently as 2019 where the person pictured performed a pregame ceremony.

I've also been on record that I fully expect the name to change, and as long as they don't name it something dumb (Commanders for instance) it won't bother me.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: 8manpick on January 05, 2023, 10:14:28 AM
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?
They can have someone dress up like this guy and bring back the horse to ride out during the pregame.
(https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50096/1001909650/original/dummy-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375)
The mascot should be modeled after Thom Brennaman.
They already have a logo
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ayql24M6iRk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Love it!
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 05, 2023, 10:33:09 AM
The exhibition of pinnacle first world problems is open and waiting for you to visit on gE

Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 05, 2023, 11:51:24 AM
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?



this would be awesome, but they'd certainly have to lift the smoking ban at arrowhead if they're going to use a cigarette as the mascot


Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 05, 2023, 11:53:00 AM
Kansas City Faggots seems really obvy to me, did no one want to type it?



this would be awesome, but they'd certainly have to lift the smoking ban at arrowhead if they're going to use a cigarette as the mascot

They don't have the balls to do it.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 05, 2023, 12:00:20 PM
Imagine the kc faggots superfans  :surprised:
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 05, 2023, 12:03:44 PM
there is precedent

(sidenote this should be the end zone paint 100% of the time)

(https://live.staticflickr.com/8225/8456639259_aa1c2a3935_h.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/dThuea)Kansas   -   Kansas City   -   Chiefs Football   -   November 1980 (https://flic.kr/p/dThuea) by Barbara Ann Spengler (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sillysocks/), on Flickr
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 05, 2023, 02:31:16 PM
there is precedent

(sidenote this should be the end zone paint 100% of the time)

(https://live.staticflickr.com/8225/8456639259_aa1c2a3935_h.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/dThuea)Kansas   -   Kansas City   -   Chiefs Football   -   November 1980 (https://flic.kr/p/dThuea) by Barbara Ann Spengler (https://www.flickr.com/photos/sillysocks/), on Flickr

Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: mocat on January 05, 2023, 02:42:16 PM


Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker

Hmmm, not ringing a bell
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 05, 2023, 02:55:52 PM


Art Stringer is a cool name for a left inside linebacker

Hmmm, not ringing a bell

I should elba you in the ribs for that
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 08, 2023, 01:07:45 PM
This is what the libs want for the Chiefs :crossfingers:

https://twitter.com/outkick/status/1612147350096461824?s=46&t=F26TvXsSdqgJ9ppiy45_Yw

Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2023, 01:10:01 PM
I think the Chiefs should put their wolf thing in Indian clothing.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on January 08, 2023, 01:12:04 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fl4Sqb0WIAIrRlk?format=jpg&name=medium)

I say we steal the cornjerkers name
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2023, 01:12:29 PM
If we were the meat cleavers, we could have some maniac chase Major Tuddy's fat ass around all game, screaming about bacon.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: sys on January 08, 2023, 01:19:05 PM
omg, the kansas city black baldies is right there for the taking.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on January 08, 2023, 01:26:07 PM
Frankfort Hot Dogs is perfect.
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Post by: cfbandyman on January 08, 2023, 01:33:17 PM
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

That is the entire 300 level so that is easy to implement.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2023, 01:46:15 PM
Our mascot should be Independence Man.  Not independence like freedom, but like Missouri.

That is the entire 300 level so that is easy to implement.

Yeah, just draw randomly every game and let a lucky fan from that section be the mascot for the week.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 08, 2023, 02:24:35 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fl4Sqb0WIAIrRlk?format=jpg&name=medium)

I say we steal the cornjerkers name

What the hell is going on in Illinois???
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on January 08, 2023, 03:59:08 PM
They seem to be under the impression that fruits and vegetables reproduce the same way people do.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: CHONGS on January 08, 2023, 04:04:34 PM
It's all sexual reproduction baby
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Spracne on January 08, 2023, 04:22:33 PM
Listen, it's survival of the species, baby. U Digg?
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: MakeItRain on January 08, 2023, 10:35:47 PM
There's a high school here in Iowa that are also the midgets
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/690242597441265664/hdwZqKsZ_400x400.png)
(https://i.ibb.co/02sT1zg/images.jpg)
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Post by: Skipper44 on January 09, 2023, 08:03:27 AM
but for how long? i believe the term midget is problematic today
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Post by: mocat on January 09, 2023, 08:05:44 AM
Would love to know the origin story
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 09, 2023, 08:21:51 AM
They’re named after their mayor
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 09, 2023, 09:30:26 AM
you guys my MIL is perhaps one of the biggest chiefs fans out there (that doesn't have either a criminal record or a problem with drug abuse) and she was trying to teach my 2 yr old to say "go chieeeeeefs" but my daughter just kept saying "go cheese" (she really loves cheese btw) and that feels like it would also maybe be a good name for the team b/c its cow-adjacent but first things first need to get the lawyers to send a C&D to the grean bay packers
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Post by: Cire on January 09, 2023, 09:58:44 AM
Go Beefs

Big ole steer mascot
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Post by: MakeItRain on January 09, 2023, 11:48:17 PM
Would love to know the origin story

Can't speak to the other ones across the country but the midget mascot here in Iowa is from a wrestling weight class, I think they used to call little kid wrestlers that but they've eliminated the nomenclature. The district that uses that mascot just had hearings about it last year and they decided to keep it.
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Post by: Trim on February 16, 2023, 04:46:48 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/go-back-to-your-own-country-ann-coulter-trashes-south-carolina-born-nikki-haley/ar-AA17xpCB?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=682c5325007d49e99001027a34eca4cd

Quote from: Ann Coulter
She’s an absolutely ridiculous character and the only people who say they support her are people who probably, genuinely are sexist. And, “Oh I support the girl. Good for you. You like girls!”

No, she’s utterly, completely, preposterously ridiculous. I don’t think she will get more than 2% of the vote. And you know how I hate making predictions about things like that, but she’s just a preposterous creature.

But her candidacy did remind me that I need to immigrate to India so I can demand they start taking down parts of their history. What’s with the worshipping of the cows? They’re all starving over there and they’re worshipping cows? Do you know they have a rat temple where they worship? Rats? Hey babycakes, why don’t you go back to your own country and reconsider that history?

Quote
She then riffed on “American Indians” (as opposed to Americans who emigrated from India) and said football teams were named after them “out of admiration.”
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 17, 2023, 10:51:11 AM
Do we put woke NFL stuff ITT because the NFL is incredibly woke but not broke.  Clay travis is getting dunked on over that huge fact
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2024, 04:44:16 PM
https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/1763688559020548308

Redic
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on March 01, 2024, 06:07:58 PM
Gross. Especially if you wonder whether he would’ve done it if the Chiefs got bounced in the wildcard round.
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: wetwillie on March 01, 2024, 06:26:39 PM
Am I doing the math right in that he served 18 months of a 36 month sentence?
Title: Re: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2024, 06:30:32 PM
Am I doing the math right in that he served 18 months of a 36 month sentence?

Somewhere around that
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2024, 07:01:14 PM
Gross. Especially if you wonder whether he would’ve done it if the Chiefs got bounced in the wildcard round.

Even more gross when you look at how parsons has handled the kevin Strickland situation.
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Post by: wetwillie on March 01, 2024, 07:46:21 PM
Is there a process that doesn't involve commuting a sentence for someone to get out early? I thought it was common for people to do less time than their original sentence.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on March 01, 2024, 07:50:38 PM
Is there a process that doesn't involve commuting a sentence for someone to get out early? I thought it was common for people to do less time than their original sentence.
That would be parole
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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 01, 2024, 07:52:05 PM
:lol:
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Post by: wetwillie on March 01, 2024, 07:57:47 PM
Is there a process that doesn't involve commuting a sentence for someone to get out early? I thought it was common for people to do less time than their original sentence.
That would be parole

Yea so why didn't they just grease the wheels of the parole board, seems weird to get it commuted. Looks like a really high percentage of inmates never do their full sentence.
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Post by: CHONGS on March 01, 2024, 08:08:21 PM
Should have charged him with a diversion
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 01, 2024, 08:26:13 PM
Other than being Andy Reid's son, there is no reason this case should even be known by the governor.

A parole board or whatever releasing him is a non-issue as long as it's in line with normal process.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: catastrophe on March 01, 2024, 09:21:57 PM
Other than being Andy Reid's son, there is no reason this case should even be known by the governor.

A parole board or whatever releasing him is a non-issue as long as it's in line with normal process.
Yep. I don’t know much about the governor’s record, but I’m fairly confident he has commuted an excessively low number of DUI cases.
Title: Re: CHIEFS (wacky stuff)
Post by: Pete on March 01, 2024, 10:02:23 PM
Should have charged him with a diversion
It’s about that insulting.  If a regular human causes permanent brain damage to a child while drinking and driving (and as a repeat offender with substances)  they are doing serious time.