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« on: September 30, 2022, 12:36:46 PM »
Well its that time of year again.  Are you ready for yet another unneeded ranking system?  Too bad!  Introducing:

ChONGS (CHONG's Objective Numbering Guide System)

Brief summary of the columns



So what are "net effective points"?  Essentially this is how many more (or less) points a team would score (or allow) per drive against an average team while taking into account field position.  Basically long drives which result in a score count for a bit more than a short drive that results in a score.  And an offense is penalized for not scoring on a drive when starting from good field position.   For example, an average team will score about a 0.9 points for a drive that starts on the 25 yard line (like after a touch back on kickoff), and an average team will score about 4.3 points when starting a drive from the opponent's 25 yard line.  I put actual in quotes because I still give some credit for offense that moves the ball, but doesn't score (that's because in principle in makes it harder for the other offense to score from worse field position).  If a team gives up a pick six when starting a drive from the opponents 25 yard line, that will result in about -11 points.  If the team makes a FG when starting a drive from the opponents 25 yard line that will result in -1.3 points, and if they miss it results in -2.97.

And here it is, the TOP 25:


Well, well, well, look at your Kansas State Wildcats!

Big 12:


Right now we have the least efficient offense (not a surprise give them first three games), but that defense looks really good.


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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2022, 12:41:39 PM »
Week 5 picks

KSU matchup


KSU ChONG prediction



ChONG prediciotns for all games

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2022, 12:55:11 PM »
CHONGS is sexy as eff
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2022, 01:22:09 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2022, 01:27:54 PM »
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2022, 01:34:59 PM »
the big 12 is stacked

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2022, 01:38:24 PM »
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2022, 01:39:58 PM »
the big 12 is stacked

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2022, 03:51:39 PM »
Week 5 picks

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ChONG prediciotns for all games


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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2022, 09:22:48 AM »
Week 6
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Top 25:


Cats flip-flop with the Hawks, and TCU makes a jump.

Big 12:



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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2022, 09:28:21 AM »
SON OF A BITCH SQUAWK

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2022, 09:29:21 AM »
Week 6 pix
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KSU Matchup:

Iowa State might have the worst offense in the conference. Let's hope we can take advantage of that.

KSU ChONGS prediction:

Probably closer than people here think it should be. ChONGS loves the defense, but is skeptical of the Cats offense.

ChONGS predictos for all games:


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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2022, 09:34:40 AM »
SON OF A BITCH SQUAWK

Look who eclipsed them in offensive efficiency ranking tho…
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2022, 09:42:15 AM »
TCU by only one point over KU!

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2022, 01:59:31 PM »
Whoah, we talkin' ChONGS in here???

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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2022, 03:42:01 PM »
You’re well overdue to make your ranking the kenpom of cfb brother
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2022, 10:38:21 AM »
Week 7
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Top 25:

Our shaky performance in Ames makes the Cats slip a spot, but not too bad.

Big 12

The offense can't stay this bad if the Cats want a shot at the conference title.  Maybe TCU, Oklahoma St, Baylor, and Texas will beat each other for us though.   Two conference losses might get you in still, but we'd need the tiebreakers.

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2022, 10:44:32 AM »
Week 7 pix
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Bye week for the Wlidcats.

Everyone else:


ChONGS disrespecting the Jayhawks AND picking Tennessee over Alabama?...I am not sure about it.

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2022, 10:46:15 AM »
Yeah, offense needs to take two steps forward at least and just finish. Wonder though how much "better" we'd be with like that missed TD of Knowles, or all the missed FGs, or in general if we finished off drives instead of stupid penalties inside the redzone. I get that's a lot of "just be better" but I'm somewhat hopeful cause we definitely have I think a lot of potential we just often piss it away.
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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2022, 12:25:00 PM »
This thing is really dialed in this year, a masterpiece.
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2022, 11:09:19 AM »
That Baylor -WVU predicto is interesting.
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2022, 11:11:38 AM »
That Baylor -WVU predicto is interesting.

Home field advantage seems to be quite heavily weighted.
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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2022, 10:07:52 PM »
That Baylor -WVU predicto is interesting.

Home field advantage seems to be quite heavily weighted.

The ChONGeth giveth

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Re: ChONGS
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2022, 10:23:41 PM »
Crazy to think that KU won by 13 @ WVU.

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2022, 10:34:52 PM »
That Baylor -WVU predicto is interesting.

Home field advantage seems to be quite heavily weighted.

The ChONGeth giveth
The ChONG foretells a loss for KU this week!