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Offline chum1

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #100 on: June 02, 2022, 08:44:10 AM »
How many roster spots does Illinois have? Do they need to force out players to make room? Can we have those players?
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« Reply #101 on: June 02, 2022, 09:16:45 AM »
AND 6.5 boards, 2.7 assists along with 45.2% from three on 3.1 attempts per game for a certified dude that's 6-10.  :eek:  Apparently his addition will move Illinois from #13 up to #4 in the t-rankings heading into next season, which I think we all know is hugely significant. 
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« Reply #102 on: June 02, 2022, 09:24:34 AM »
Quote from: chum1 on June 02, 2022, 08:44:10 AM
How many roster spots does Illinois have? Do they need to force out players to make room? Can we have those players?

Think they have two spots left.  I have been told our guy Brad likes to keep one or two open nowadays.  They just forced one dude out.

https://www.sports-reference.com/cbb/players/jacob-grandison-1.html

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« Reply #103 on: June 02, 2022, 01:50:00 PM »
that’s jim nance’s son, come home peter
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« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2022, 09:13:05 PM »
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« Reply #105 on: June 17, 2022, 10:45:22 AM »
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« Reply #106 on: June 17, 2022, 10:48:47 AM »
 :lol:

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« Reply #107 on: June 17, 2022, 01:54:12 PM »
I don't see anyone calling for puni's Japanese hat vendors to apologize  :shakesfist:
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« Reply #108 on: June 20, 2022, 10:42:38 AM »
Quote from: Spracne on June 17, 2022, 01:54:12 PM
I don't see anyone calling for puni's Japanese hat vendors to apologize  :shakesfist:

Nobody has seemed offended at my "Bird of Fighter" hat yet
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« Reply #110 on: September 08, 2022, 03:45:57 PM »
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« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM »
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA
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« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2022, 08:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA
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« Reply #113 on: September 09, 2022, 08:05:16 AM »
Quote from: Spracne on September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

she's got massive tits
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« Reply #114 on: September 09, 2022, 08:28:24 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on September 09, 2022, 08:05:16 AM
Quote from: Spracne on September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

she's got massive tits

 :sdeek: :eek: :eye: :fatty:

Do you all remember her interview with Beasley?
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #115 on: September 09, 2022, 08:49:32 AM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 09, 2022, 08:28:24 AM
Quote from: steve dave on September 09, 2022, 08:05:16 AM
Quote from: Spracne on September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

she's got massive tits

 :sdeek: :eek: :eye: :fatty:

Do you all remember her interview with Beasley?

YES!

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« Reply #116 on: September 09, 2022, 09:19:15 AM »
90% of my brain hurts. Beas is a rare dude.
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« Reply #117 on: September 09, 2022, 10:08:33 AM »
Quote from: outofstate on September 09, 2022, 09:19:15 AM
90% of my brain hurts. Beas is a rare dude.
Weed is a helluva drug for some
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« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2022, 10:31:41 AM »
We got Kelly Stewart though
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« Reply #120 on: December 07, 2022, 03:41:41 AM »
Our guy Brad dragged his sack across chris beard's face last night in The Garden.  That's in New York city.  The former mullet baylor guy really got his dick out for this one.  Also the reformed sand aggie in OT.  All very tasteful.  It's not all transfers though.  The freshman are real PTPers. 

I see the fighting tangs are acquitting themselves admirably in this young season.  Good stuff fellas.  Love to see it.  #hoopheads
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« Reply #121 on: December 07, 2022, 06:17:37 AM »
Bread, hello. And congratulations on all the dong workings.


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« Reply #122 on: December 07, 2022, 08:56:16 AM »
Hi, steve dave.  Congrats on your Dr. Pepper!   :emawkid:
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« Reply #123 on: December 07, 2022, 10:04:34 AM »
Monsieur Le Pain, thank you for sticking around this blog. now that oscar is gone it feels like we were stepbrothers but our parents have gotten divorced so now my dad is no longer porking your mom but i'm glad you want to still be brothers if that makes sense?
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« Reply #124 on: December 07, 2022, 11:08:48 AM »
Bread, did you see @Cartierfor3's stadium app idea on the football board? What did you think?
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