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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #100 on: June 02, 2022, 08:44:10 AM »
How many roster spots does Illinois have? Do they need to force out players to make room? Can we have those players?

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« Reply #101 on: June 02, 2022, 09:16:45 AM »
AND 6.5 boards, 2.7 assists along with 45.2% from three on 3.1 attempts per game for a certified dude that's 6-10.  :eek:  Apparently his addition will move Illinois from #13 up to #4 in the t-rankings heading into next season, which I think we all know is hugely significant. 
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« Reply #102 on: June 02, 2022, 09:24:34 AM »
How many roster spots does Illinois have? Do they need to force out players to make room? Can we have those players?

Think they have two spots left.  I have been told our guy Brad likes to keep one or two open nowadays.  They just forced one dude out.

https://www.sports-reference.com/cbb/players/jacob-grandison-1.html

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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #103 on: June 02, 2022, 01:50:00 PM »
that’s jim nance’s son, come home peter


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« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2022, 09:13:05 PM »

 :Wha:
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Re: dumb things about illionois
« Reply #106 on: June 17, 2022, 10:48:47 AM »
 :lol:

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« Reply #107 on: June 17, 2022, 01:54:12 PM »
I don't see anyone calling for puni's Japanese hat vendors to apologize  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #108 on: June 20, 2022, 10:42:38 AM »
I don't see anyone calling for puni's Japanese hat vendors to apologize  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #109 on: September 08, 2022, 03:30:43 PM »
Decidedly undumb. Sheesh

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« Reply #110 on: September 08, 2022, 03:45:57 PM »
Decidedly undumb. Sheesh

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« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2022, 06:17:32 PM »
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

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« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2022, 08:42:41 PM »
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA
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« Reply #113 on: September 09, 2022, 08:05:16 AM »
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

she's got massive tits

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« Reply #114 on: September 09, 2022, 08:28:24 AM »
Can someone give me like a 1-2 sentence backstory, here? TIA

she's got massive tits

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« Reply #115 on: September 09, 2022, 08:49:32 AM »

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« Reply #116 on: September 09, 2022, 09:19:15 AM »
90% of my brain hurts. Beas is a rare dude.

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« Reply #117 on: September 09, 2022, 10:08:33 AM »
90% of my brain hurts. Beas is a rare dude.
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« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2022, 10:31:41 AM »
We got Kelly Stewart though

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« Reply #119 on: September 11, 2022, 06:49:22 PM »