Maga Clause: update.
I flew on wednesday and for some reason even though I am A-list Pref and bought business select my boarding pass kept printing out "C-31".
As I was in a rush I headed to the airport and my car steered me into the economy lot even though I always valet. As I rode the bus in I refused to give my seat up for a young mom with children because she looked like a groomer. I pretended not to see them.
When I got to the airport and tried to go through security I was suddenly in a daze, I yelled because they took my pocket knife, I got very agitated when they made me take of my belt and tevas and welled up with tears when I saw a gate agent wearing a mask.
When boarding began I insisted to get a wheelchair ride and pre-board because of my bad hip/back/knee. I was wearing camo cargo shorts and a usa hat so maybe they though I served. It is not stolen valor if I don't say it out loud right?
Once we took off I was ready for some shut eye but not before I demanded the stewardess wake me up when the snacks and drinks came around. I also loudly exclaimed I wasn't going to wear no goddam mask to which she assured me no one has had to do that in over a year and my seatmates smirked and rolled their eyes in agreement with me and my patriotic stand.
This is all taking some getting used to.
