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TRUMP v. NOBODY! 2024 PRIMARY BLOODBATH!
« on: January 14, 2022, 04:26:59 PM »
Thread for this because I'm excited to watch them duke it out for the MAGAs


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"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2022, 04:28:05 PM »
it's weird how i'm sorta on trump's side in a "well, trump destroyed america (my team), so now i hope he'll destroy everyone else he plays against too to make us look better" way.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2022, 05:37:56 PM »
it's weird how i'm sorta on trump's side in a "well, trump destroyed america (my team), so now i hope he'll destroy everyone else he plays against too to make us look better" way.
Yeah, same. Burn MAGA to the ground.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2022, 12:06:44 PM »
I would say I am here for him absolutely crushing those who were too unoriginal and lame to have their own schtick so they had to copy him because they realized magas are incredibly stupid and easily grifted.

I want the crazy lady whose husband showed some minors his dink to come after trump so he can destroy her too

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2022, 12:40:43 PM »
Will be awkward for the owner of a restaurant I went to in FL over the summer with their "TRUMP DESANTIS 2024" flag. T's and P's on having to pick a side on that.
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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2022, 02:38:12 PM »
Will be awkward for the owner of a restaurant I went to in FL over the summer with their "TRUMP DESANTIS 2024" flag. T's and P's on having to pick a side on that.

You went in? And ate? That sounds like someone who doesn't take regulations the least bit seriously, someone who would get mad at an employee for throwing away raw food dropped on the floor.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2022, 12:33:44 PM »
OPENING ACT SHOWDOWN! MAGA CARTOON GUYS!


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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2022, 01:46:32 PM »
Should I understand that last square or is it some kind of MAGA inside joke?

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2022, 01:48:21 PM »
They have made Clott the target of their anti-vax rage when they are actually mad at trump (biggest vaxxer proponent in north america).

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2022, 01:51:33 PM »
I don't get either bottom square.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2022, 02:05:26 PM »
LOL at the cheesecake pic of giant-boobed AOC in the second panel.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2022, 03:18:09 PM »
LOL at the cheesecake pic of giant-boobed AOC in the second panel.

That is dilbert's mail order wife.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2022, 05:04:04 PM »
Will be awkward for the owner of a restaurant I went to in FL over the summer with their "DRUMPF DESANTIS 2024" flag. T's and P's on having to pick a side on that.

You went in? And ate? That sounds like someone who doesn't take regulations the least bit seriously, someone who would get mad at an employee for throwing away raw food dropped on the floor.

Yup, it was tucked all the way in the back behind their bar, and it was actually a fairly nice restaurant on the marina. We didn't notice til we were served, and honestly IIRC it was the table next to us that made some remark that caused us to notice it, hard to describe the inside where we were at but that bar has a lot of stuff going on with it, memorabilia, etc, and between that and being partially hidden a bit from our view point it was not obvious at all. You'd never be able to tell from the outside for sure. Marco Island man, what you going to do.

Side note, it became a pretty common theme, just cause it's rich don't mean rich Gulf Side ain't MAGA af, it through us off as much as it probably would have you had you gone in.
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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2022, 05:06:12 PM »
Will be awkward for the owner of a restaurant I went to in FL over the summer with their "DRUMPF DESANTIS 2024" flag. T's and P's on having to pick a side on that.

You went in? And ate? That sounds like someone who doesn't take regulations the least bit seriously, someone who would get mad at an employee for throwing away raw food dropped on the floor.


Yup, it was tucked all the way in the back behind their bar, and it was actually a fairly nice restaurant on the marina. We didn't notice til we were served, and honestly IIRC it was the table next to us that made some remark that caused us to notice it, hard to describe the inside where we were at but that bar has a lot of stuff going on with it, memorabilia, etc, and between that and being partially hidden a bit from our view point it was not obvious at all. You'd never be able to tell from the outside for sure. Marco Island man, what you going to do.

Side note, it became a pretty common theme, just cause it's rich don't mean rich Gulf Side ain't MAGA af, it through us off as much as it probably would have you had you gone in.

Was this place in case you were wondering.

https://goo.gl/maps/ifjPtoidh2FRycAV7
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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2022, 08:14:22 PM »
Will be awkward for the owner of a restaurant I went to in FL over the summer with their "DRUMPF DESANTIS 2024" flag. T's and P's on having to pick a side on that.

You went in? And ate? That sounds like someone who doesn't take regulations the least bit seriously, someone who would get mad at an employee for throwing away raw food dropped on the floor.


Yup, it was tucked all the way in the back behind their bar, and it was actually a fairly nice restaurant on the marina. We didn't notice til we were served, and honestly IIRC it was the table next to us that made some remark that caused us to notice it, hard to describe the inside where we were at but that bar has a lot of stuff going on with it, memorabilia, etc, and between that and being partially hidden a bit from our view point it was not obvious at all. You'd never be able to tell from the outside for sure. Marco Island man, what you going to do.

Side note, it became a pretty common theme, just cause it's rich don't mean rich Gulf Side ain't MAGA af, it through us off as much as it probably would have you had you gone in.

Was this place in case you were wondering.

https://goo.gl/maps/ifjPtoidh2FRycAV7

I'm a big fan of Florida's West Coast

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2022, 09:02:50 AM »
Makes perfect sense.  Puts Florida pretty much automatically in the bag for trump and you can't buy better name recognition with the GOP right now.  Unless radical change happens, this will bring at least one DeSantis admin on it's heels, imo. 

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2022, 09:05:48 AM »
Trunmp has called ron a total poc though.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2022, 11:46:19 AM »
My MAGA mom is starting to turn on Trump. Last night she told me he's become a RINO and that DeSantis is her man, now.

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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2022, 11:47:16 AM »
The turns are tabling.

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Re: TRUMP v. DESANTIS! LAST MAGA STANDING 2024 BLOODBATH SHOWDOWN!
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2022, 12:12:04 PM »
My MAGA mom is starting to turn on Trump. Last night she told me he's become a RINO and that DeSantis is her man, now.
YES!