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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #425 on: January 18, 2024, 03:52:48 PM »
Not bad for a woman of advanced age:

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #426 on: January 25, 2024, 07:30:49 PM »
2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good

https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #427 on: February 03, 2024, 09:25:04 PM »
To get your hot AF gf to wear a shirt with your name on it a ton is peak boner city
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #428 on: February 03, 2024, 09:57:18 PM »
2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good

https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
Great example I saw recently

https://twitter.com/DJZeeti/status/1743860498683023571?t=XxIlGoNLnaFY24b6Olagsg&s=19

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #429 on: February 03, 2024, 10:10:31 PM »
Are we really in here acting like 6'5" 265 pound behemoths have a hard time getting babes to fall in love with them?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #430 on: February 03, 2024, 10:29:27 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #431 on: February 04, 2024, 01:52:56 AM »
2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good

https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
She's pretty hott, ngl.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #432 on: February 04, 2024, 08:43:49 AM »
Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.

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« Reply #433 on: February 04, 2024, 09:42:55 AM »

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« Reply #435 on: February 04, 2024, 03:16:55 PM »
Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #436 on: February 05, 2024, 06:47:47 PM »
2 purpose post because A) girlfriend in hot AF and B) every single "not familiar with your game" post I've ever seen has been good

https://twitter.com/TitansBy20/status/1750016508338590060
She's pretty hott, ngl.

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« Reply #437 on: February 05, 2024, 10:00:27 PM »
Seems majority vote is for HIGH ALERT on light skinned.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #438 on: February 12, 2024, 07:24:12 PM »
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #439 on: February 12, 2024, 07:30:10 PM »
She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.


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« Reply #440 on: February 12, 2024, 07:36:38 PM »
She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.


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BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #441 on: February 12, 2024, 07:56:42 PM »
She looks like a regular person, like J Rake. Not sure what’s going on.


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I mean she’s no Kroger brand local news anchor or anything.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #442 on: February 13, 2024, 08:51:41 AM »
Are we really in here acting like 6'5" 265 pound behemoths have a hard time getting babes to fall in love with them?

That [redacted] looks like Shrek, nic, and she's a 10. Every straight dude on that team would date that woman but somehow the ugliest guy ended up with her.

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« Reply #443 on: February 19, 2024, 05:55:07 PM »
Good for him  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #444 on: February 20, 2024, 10:43:40 AM »

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« Reply #445 on: February 20, 2024, 01:31:48 PM »
My lord
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« Reply #448 on: February 28, 2024, 09:21:49 AM »
lib do we have to kill Michael Fassbender

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #449 on: February 28, 2024, 11:48:35 AM »
Erin Dolan....holy crap  :Wha:




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