J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.
Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!
Big Johnson Vaccinations: You'll feel more than just a little prick.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: An injection so good, you'll want another, but don't need one.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: The one Trump got.
We'd have herd immunity in an hour