Which ‘chip was installed in you?

[Cire]

Going to find out on Monday.

Pfizer it is.

elite

[Stupid Fitz]

Studies now showing up to 80% effectiveness after first chip implant of Pfizer and Moderna. 

[pissclams]

and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl

[Pete]

and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl

I had Pfizer too, but am ear armless, but the shot was two days ago, still time for more ears.  I certainly hope so, because my hearing is getting pretty bad.  I need to go see one of those audiologist perverts.

[bucket]

I'm getting Moderna on Thursday! 

[Dugout DickStone]

and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl

I had Pfizer too, but am ear armless, but the shot was two days ago, still time for more ears.  I certainly hope so, because my hearing is getting pretty bad.  I need to go see one of those audiologist perverts.

You know the dentist scene where Jerry is coming out from under the gas and he thinks he sees Tim Whatley buttoning up his shirt and the lady hygienist is too?  It's like that but with no ladies

[Cartierfor3]

Moderna. Arm was sore for a day after dose 1.

[hatingfrancisco]

Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.

[Trim]

J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

[hatingfrancisco]

J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

In the circles I run around in I call it "One Shot Johnson"  and then hit em with the 

[steve dave]

Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.

You had Covid already. FYI


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[Brock Landers]

J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

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[Phil Titola]

My blood donation COVID19 antibody test confirmed never had COVID but the chip is successfully installed.   

[star seed 7]

Moderna chip installed

[Stupid Fitz]

J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

Big Johnson Vaccinations: An injection so good, you'll want another, but don't need one.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: The one Trump got.

We'd have herd immunity in an hour

[yoga-like_abana]

J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

Big Johnson Vaccinations: An injection so good, you'll want another, but don't need one.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: The one Trump got.

We'd have herd immunity in an hour

Big Johnson Vax: Pump gently it's a squirter

[8manpick]

Pfizer dose 1 installed an hour ago

[steve dave]

That’s the number 1 chip!


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[pissclams]

yes, 8man.  the DEA must have known how elite you are to have given you the highest rated microprocessor injection of all time.

[8manpick]

[tdaver]

Moderna chip #1 activated!

[8manpick]

I had to drive 2.5 hrs each way today, but was able to schedule rd. 2 within a half hour drive. Easier to schedule a 2nd Pfizer shot right now than a first shot here.

[schreds21]

Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.

Damn HF!  Sorry to hear about your reaction.   I think Steve Dave is right.  You possibly already had the Rona.  Hope second shot goes better for you.  I'm a Moderna subject myself.  2nd shot is the 15th.

[Spracne]

Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.

Damn HF!  Sorry to hear about your reaction.   I think Steve Dave is right.  You possibly already had the Rona.  Hope second shot goes better for you.  I'm a Moderna subject myself.  2nd shot is the 15th.

Hold onto your butt(s)