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Which ‘chip was installed in you?

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Offline Chingon

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2021, 01:14:06 PM »
Going to find out on Monday.
Pfizer it is.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2021, 01:32:15 PM »

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2021, 02:35:42 PM »
Studies now showing up to 80% effectiveness after first chip implant of Pfizer and Moderna.  :billdance:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2021, 02:56:11 PM »
and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl


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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2021, 02:58:04 PM »
and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl

I had Pfizer too, but am ear armless, but the shot was two days ago, still time for more ears.  I certainly hope so, because my hearing is getting pretty bad.  I need to go see one of those audiologist perverts.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2021, 03:33:45 PM »
I'm getting Moderna on Thursday!  :excited:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2021, 03:34:50 PM »
and effective against the variants
i did grow an ear on my forearm but 3 ears is better than 2 so who GAF ?  drugs 4 kewl

I had Pfizer too, but am ear armless, but the shot was two days ago, still time for more ears.  I certainly hope so, because my hearing is getting pretty bad.  I need to go see one of those audiologist perverts.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2021, 03:35:02 PM »
Moderna. Arm was sore for a day after dose 1.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2021, 04:35:57 PM »
Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2021, 04:40:20 PM »
J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2021, 04:49:42 PM »
J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

In the circles I run around in I call it "One Shot Johnson"  and then hit em with the  :fatty:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2021, 04:50:27 PM »
Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.
You had Covid already. FYI


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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2021, 05:01:48 PM »
J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2021, 05:10:54 PM »
:kstategrad:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2021, 05:24:36 PM »
My blood donation COVID19 antibody test confirmed never had COVID but the chip is successfully installed.   :emawkid:

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2021, 03:36:50 PM »
Moderna chip installed
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2021, 03:44:31 PM »
J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

Big Johnson Vaccinations: An injection so good, you'll want another, but don't need one.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: The one Trump got.

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2021, 04:12:07 PM »
J&J should rebrand as big johnson and try to capture more market share.

Oh man the dose of nostalgia would be almost as effective as the vaccine itself!

Big Johnson Vaccinations:  You'll feel more than just a little prick.

Big Johnson Vaccinations: An injection so good, you'll want another, but don't need one.
Big Johnson Vaccinations: The one Trump got.

We'd have herd immunity in an hour
Big Johnson Vax: Pump gently it's a squirter

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2021, 06:23:00 PM »
Pfizer dose 1 installed an hour ago
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2021, 06:51:23 PM »
That’s the number 1 chip!


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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2021, 08:15:37 PM »
yes, 8man.  the DEA must have known how elite you are to have given you the highest rated microprocessor injection of all time.


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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2021, 09:17:30 PM »
:gocho:
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2021, 09:36:52 PM »
Moderna chip #1 activated!

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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2021, 10:01:14 PM »
I had to drive 2.5 hrs each way today, but was able to schedule rd. 2 within a half hour drive. Easier to schedule a 2nd Pfizer shot right now than a first shot here.
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Re: Which ‘chip was installed in you?
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2021, 10:25:00 PM »
Moderna and it was fun 4-5 days of chills/dizziness/nausea.  The 2nd dose in a couple weeks should be awesome.
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Damn HF!  Sorry to hear about your reaction.   I think Steve Dave is right.  You possibly already had the Rona.  Hope second shot goes better for you.  I'm a Moderna subject myself.  2nd shot is the 15th.