Ultimate Life Hacks

[steve dave]

mix mustard and mayonnaise

[420seriouscat69]

I literally didn't know honey mustard was just mustard and honey. My Wife makes it.

[mocat]

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[CHONGS]

You can mix just about any other condiment into mayo and it work out great.

[steve dave]

drive 5 miles per hour over the speed limit. when you complete your trip you will have driven 5 extra miles for every hour you drove.

[steve dave]

when you make pasta put salt in the water. it makes it better.

[CHONGS]

When you just finished off the last jalapeno from your pickled jalapeno jar, slice up some hotdogs and put them back into the juice.  Let cure for about a week, and then man that's some good eating.

[CHONGS]

You can wash more shoes than you would think

[CHONGS]

If your glass of wine is too hot, go ahead an put an ice cube or two in it.  It will be fine.

[Katpappy]

mix mustard and mayonnaise

My wife likes Miracle Whip, but not Mayo.  Also won't eat a burger with either on it.  Also, won't eat tune, chicken, or ham salad with mustard in it.  I happen to love Mayo on burger and mustard in my meat salads.  Strange but true.

[CHONGS]

We might need to start a spin-off mayo-hacks thread...

[CHONGS]

Slices of cucumber are very nice in water (I like to peel them first).

[Katpappy]

drive 5 miles per hour over the speed limit. when you complete your trip you will have driven 5 extra miles for every hour you drove.

This is something that is common among Kansans.  We have 5 mile speedometer tolerance.

[pissclams]

do you realize how many times you can reuse a condom

the answer is a billion

[steve dave]

use a condom a billion times

EDIT: oops, looks like clams and I were posting at the same time

[CHONGS]

do you realize how many times you can reuse a condom

the answer is a billion

Not me

It's like putting a goddamn m80 into a sock

[DQ12]

you can wash more condoms than you'd think.

[pissclams]

you can wash more condoms than you'd think.

I put them in the dishwasher

[pissclams]

ice, when it melts just put it back in the freezer

[steve dave]

wash your condoms in the tank of the toilet. the water then gets flushed the next time you use it so you aren't wasting water. don't wash them in the same toilet tank you wash your apples in though.

[420seriouscat69]

Poking holes in them can give you a little fresh air too, during the process.

[CHONGS]

ice, when it melts just put it back in the freezer

Pro tip: this only works four times, and no one knows why.

[star seed 7]

you can wash more condoms than you'd think.

I put them in the dishwasher

Putting them in the dishwasher is how they get used in the first place (high five for misogyny!)

[steve dave]

if you only have one toilet in your house you can wash your condoms in the toilet tank water, then flush, then wash your apples. as long as you flushed the condom water out it's mostly clean and apple ready.

[steve dave]

if you are going on a long drive put on a condom, for emergencies.