Ultimate Life Hacks

[DaBigTrain]

Dry your cilantro with a paper towel. Wrap in a fresh paper towel and put in a zip lock bag. Stays fresh for weeks in the fridge.

[WillieWatanabe]

Keep your berries(rasp, blue, black) in the fridge in a LOW humidity drawer to keep fresh forever

is that next to the Chili drawer?

[steve dave]

A good way to thoroughly clean condoms is to soap up your penis and slide it on like normal. Then rinse both your penis and condom in the toilet tank water. An added benefit is the soapy water will clean your toilet when you flush. Apples don’t require soap or a penis for washing.


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[DaBigTrain]

Keep your berries(rasp, blue, black) in the fridge in a LOW humidity drawer to keep fresh forever

is that next to the Chili drawer?

Depending on the fridge model yes

[CHONGS]

When you just finished off the last jalapeno from your pickled jalapeno jar, slice up some hotdogs and put them back into the juice.  Let cure for about a week, and then man that's some good eating.

you cook them like normal after this treatment?

nope eat them out of the jar

[CHONGS]

Or you could just plant the apple tree directly in the toilet tank but hey your ideas are good, too. (downgrades)

Where would it get the sunlight from dumbass? Ever heard of PHOTOSYHTHESIS? JFC

if youre like chingon and live in a dungeon, install nice big window in bathroom by the toilet so that you can let the sunshine in. level up: make it an operable window so when you make a stinky you can just open the window.

I don't want God judging me when I'm taking a crap.

[sys]

nope eat them out of the jar

some of the hacks in this thread aren't very good, imo.

[8manpick]

This thread really took a turn

[CHONGS]

nope eat them out of the jar

some of the hacks in this thread aren't very good, imo.

I mean you cook them if you want to, hack your own hack.

[star seed 7]

Also store your condoms in jalapeño juice for an extra kick

[DQ12]

You can eat the whole apple.  There's a stigma about eating the cores because big apple doesn't want you getting full on just one apple.

Save the seeds to poison your enemies.

[sys]

my grandfather was a core-eater.  i may be turning my back on my heritage, but imo, my parents didn't slave their lives away to see their children eat cores.

life hack (a good one) - buy two apples and just eat the good parts.

[DQ12]

take a apple and make it into a pot pipe

Hotel rooms sometimes offer free apples.  Try cleaning one off in the tank and do drugs out of it.  Free pipe and nobody gets upset.

[Pete]

Don’t have ice? Just freeze water!

[chum1]

Watch your college friend fashion a pipe out of an apple and smoke weed out of it because honestly neither of you have anything better to do at that point in your lives.

[DQ12]

If you ever find yourself forgetting what your wife looks like, just take a picture of her and put it in your wallet.

[DQ12]

If you need to remember where you parked your car, just take a picture of your car when you park, and then put the picture in your wallet.

[Pete]

Not enough money to buy beer? Consider robbing a liquor store. You’ll have money to buy beer!

Level Up: bring a backpack and fill it full of both money and beer. Solves 2 problems.

[Pete]

Having problems getting caught robbing liquor stores? Try another town, keep it random. Also, wear a disguise!

[CHONGS]

You can use keys to open things if you don't have a knife handy.

And a lot of times a knife can get something open where you needed a key.

[CHONGS]

Measure two times, and then cut one time.

[catastrophe]

If you don’t have a tape measure, measure no times and keep cutting until it’s right.

[catastrophe]

Put cages around your bird bushes. Worth way more than a stupid single bird in your hand.

[catastrophe]

Catch flies with fly paper. Save honey for eating.

[sonofdaxjones]

Slicing watermelon into cubes allows lest wasting of the tasty fruit treat by youngsters.