Ultimate Life Hacks

[sonofdaxjones]

Don't salt prime cuts of meat too early before cooking

[DaBigTrain]

I am a superb pineapple slicer. Kind of hard to describe the right way but just trust me.

[8manpick]

Spatchcock your turkeys and chickens

[sonofdaxjones]

For you dog lovers out there, filtered or purified water helps eliminate eye goobers.   

[8manpick]

If you must eat rice, cook it in broth instead of water. Same with oatmeal.

[8manpick]

For you dog lovers out there, filtered or purified water helps eliminate eye goobers.

Ooh good one

[sonofdaxjones]

Also for you dog lovers, placing some nice hanging hooks near your door allows you to hang leashes and collars for easy finding the next time you need to take your best bud(s) into the out-of-doors

[michigancat]

Slicing watermelon into cubes allows lest wasting of the tasty fruit treat by youngsters. 

you can also cut into long cube shapes with the rind at the end and then they can eat it like a lollipop without all the sticky mess.

[sonofdaxjones]

Have a window that needs a little more privacy but don't want to add blinds or curtains?   Easy applicable window glazing's with a myriad of designs are available at your home improvement store.   Just need a cutting knife, water sprayer and a little time.   Easily removed as needed.

[sonofdaxjones]

Slicing watermelon into cubes allows lest wasting of the tasty fruit treat by youngsters. 

you can also cut into long cube shapes with the rind at the end and then they can eat it like a lollipop without all the sticky mess.

This is very good, particularly for out-of-the-home picnicky adventures

[cfbandyman]

if you are going on a long drive put on a condom, for emergencies.

only a hack if got a tiny bladder or a tiny wiener tho

[Rage Against the McKee]

if you are going on a long drive put on a condom, for emergencies.

only a hack if got a tiny bladder or a tiny wiener tho

That's just gross, cfbandyman. The condom would clearly be for emergencies where your kids are in the back seat crying because they want to play catch with a water balloon.

[Stevesie60]

You can mix just about any other condiment into mayo and it work out great.

if, like any god-fearing american, you hate mayonnaise, put greek yogurt on your hamburgers instead.

Great life hack! I also substitute it for sour cream.

[ben ji]

Morning Routine Life Hack -

Put your stove burner on medium lowish heat. Throw a couple of slices of bacon on the skillet then jump in the shower. When you get out of the shower flip the bacon then go get dressed/whatever else you do. The bacon will be ready to eat a couple minutes after you flip it or you can just kind of leave it there because it's not going to burn because the heat is really low.

(you may have to tweak the temp level of the skillet depending on how long your showers last)

[catastrophe]

Or just throw it in the oven like the pros lmao

[yoga-like_abana]

Catch flies with fly paper. Save honey for eating.

You can catch more honeys by being fly

[steve dave]

wait for stuff to go on sale before you buy it

[yoga-like_abana]

when someone sends you new music or a long video you know you're not actually ever going to listen to or watch just send them a  back

[michigancat]

Walgreens has everything you need. Not sure where to buy something? Walgreens

[yoga-like_abana]

Morning Routine Life Hack -

Put your stove burner on medium lowish heat. Throw a couple of slices of bacon on the skillet then jump in the shower. When you get out of the shower flip the bacon then go get dressed/whatever else you do. The bacon will be ready to eat a couple minutes after you flip it or you can just kind of leave it there because it's not going to burn because the heat is really low.

(you may have to tweak the temp level of the skillet depending on how long your showers last)

pro tip do not put a george foreman next to your bed

[Spracne]

When life gives you lemons, just say "eff the lemons" and bail.

[Stevesie60]

take a apple and make it into a pot pipe

Hotel rooms sometimes offer free apples.  Try cleaning one off in the tank and do drugs out of it.  Free pipe and nobody gets upset.

I just had chicagoPAK flashbacks.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Spatchcock your turkeys and chickens

^canco

[stunted]

when someone sends you new music or a long video you know you're not actually ever going to listen to or watch just send them a  back

 

[michigancat]

Spatchcock your turkeys and chickens

^canco

And salt/brine them early