Ultimate Life Hacks

[Dugout DickStone]

Brush your teeth with glue left hand and you will get smarter

[CHONGS]

Can all varietals (note the use of the word "varietal", it shows I know about garden / plant stuff)  of apples be washed effectively using this toilet tank method?

[steve dave]

Eat one crisp and freshly washed apple every day


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[steve dave]

Can all varietals (note the use of the word "varietal", it shows I know about garden / plant stuff)  of apples be washed effectively using this toilet tank method?

Yes, I’ve tested it


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[steve dave]

If your water main breaks you can drink toilet tank water. Just because it’s attached to a toilet doesn’t mean it’s dirty.


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[BIG APPLE CAT]

Or you could just plant the apple tree directly in the toilet tank but hey your ideas are good, too. (downgrades)

[CHONGS]

The tank is actually the cleanest part of the house (this has been confirmed).

[CHONGS]

Or you could just plant the apple tree directly in the toilet tank but hey your ideas are good, too. (downgrades)

Where would it get the sunlight from dumbass? Ever heard of PHOTOSYHTHESIS? JFC

[steve dave]

When a guest visits your home offer them a clean apple


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[pissclams]

take a apple and make it into a pot pipe

[Katpappy]

if you are going on a long drive put on a condom, for emergencies.

Only works for A Damsel in Distress.

[Dugout DickStone]

When a guest visits your home offer them a clean apple


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Canco I eat a fresh apple from sd every time I go to his house.

[Katpappy]

Note to self:  do not eat apples at Steve Dave's house.

[pissclams]

deodorant, don’t pay for it.  just use soap

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Or you could just plant the apple tree directly in the toilet tank but hey your ideas are good, too. (downgrades)

Where would it get the sunlight from dumbass? Ever heard of PHOTOSYHTHESIS? JFC

if youre like chingon and live in a dungeon, install nice big window in bathroom by the toilet so that you can let the sunshine in. level up: make it an operable window so when you make a stinky you can just open the window.

[Dugout DickStone]

Visit all time good dude sd’s house and you will get a free apple.  Every day, he will never say no

[chum1]

Water your apple trees by drinking tons of water from the toilet bowl and then peeing on them.

[catastrophe]

when you make pasta put salt in the water. it makes it better.

Turbo hack: skip the salt water and just put extra salt right on top of every bite of food you’re about to eat. Works great for snacks, meals, and desert!

[Dugout DickStone]

 Genuine nice guy clams will loan you a comdom if you are in a bind

[WillieWatanabe]

Visit all time good dude sd’s house and you will get a free apple.  Every day, he will never say no

it's like he is trying to drive his wife away

[michigancat]

set a butter dish on the counter for easier spreading on toast

[sys]

If your glass of wine is too hot, go ahead an put an ice cube or two in it.  It will be fine.

in the summer, keep your wine in the fridge.

[sys]

When you just finished off the last jalapeno from your pickled jalapeno jar, slice up some hotdogs and put them back into the juice.  Let cure for about a week, and then man that's some good eating.

you cook them like normal after this treatment?

[sys]

You can mix just about any other condiment into mayo and it work out great.

if, like any god-fearing american, you hate mayonnaise, put greek yogurt on your hamburgers instead.

[DaBigTrain]

Keep your berries(rasp, blue, black) in the fridge in a LOW humidity drawer to keep fresh forever