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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #75 on: April 25, 2020, 02:41:45 PM »
Building mandated we change out toilet supply lines so that was the motivation to order a 185 and do both in one project.  Should be during this upcoming week.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2020, 08:29:07 PM »
Building mandated we change out toilet supply lines so that was the motivation to order a 185 and do both in one project.  Should be during this upcoming week.

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Meanwhile the bidet I ordered a month ago for my new house hasn't arrived yet :curse:

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2020, 09:12:06 PM »
Building mandated we change out toilet supply lines so that was the motivation to order a 185 and do both in one project.  Should be during this upcoming week.

 :emawkid:

Meanwhile the bidet I ordered a month ago for my new house hasn't arrived yet :curse:

I ordered it yesterday, was surprised to see it'd be delivered Sunday, and it showed up this morning.  It's actually the lines I need for the building mandate that are the hang-up.

I blew it on timing though; it was on sale at best buy for $50 but they're sold out now.

This monster is supposed to only be $200 at costco next month but there's no way for me to run electric to where it'd be.

https://biobidet.com/products/uspa

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #78 on: April 26, 2020, 12:27:31 AM »
Building mandated we change out toilet supply lines so that was the motivation to order a 185 and do both in one project.  Should be during this upcoming week.

 :emawkid:

Meanwhile the bidet I ordered a month ago for my new house hasn't arrived yet :curse:

I ordered it yesterday, was surprised to see it'd be delivered Sunday, and it showed up this morning.  It's actually the lines I need for the building mandate that are the hang-up.

I blew it on timing though; it was on sale at best buy for $50 but they're sold out now.

This monster is supposed to only be $200 at costco next month but there's no way for me to run electric to where it'd be.

https://biobidet.com/products/uspa

Holy crap that thing looks like is shoots water with gold flakes floating in it.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #79 on: April 27, 2020, 10:50:30 AM »
Building mandated we change out toilet supply lines so that was the motivation to order a 185 and do both in one project.  Should be during this upcoming week.

 :emawkid:

Meanwhile the bidet I ordered a month ago for my new house hasn't arrived yet :curse:

I ordered it yesterday, was surprised to see it'd be delivered Sunday, and it showed up this morning.  It's actually the lines I need for the building mandate that are the hang-up.

I blew it on timing though; it was on sale at best buy for $50 but they're sold out now.

This monster is supposed to only be $200 at costco next month but there's no way for me to run electric to where it'd be.

https://biobidet.com/products/uspa

I might have to reup my costco for that deal. 

Getting an outlet installed today for my bidet and then I will install.  Tonight I poop like a king.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #80 on: April 29, 2020, 04:18:56 PM »
I’m officially about this life now.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2020, 04:38:18 PM »
 :Woot:
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #82 on: April 30, 2020, 10:47:57 AM »
I’m officially about this life now.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2020, 12:16:12 PM »
ALERT: the 185 is on sale today for $40 at Best Buy.  I just ordered another one.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #84 on: May 15, 2020, 06:36:14 PM »
Cancelled my previous unfilled order and got two of these.

By the way, the disc thingies, where you attach the seat bolts, that's the place that gathers the most pee, bleach those bitches weekly.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #85 on: June 25, 2020, 12:22:25 PM »
ALERT: the 185 is on sale today for $40 at Best Buy.  I just ordered another one.

Today again.  You're a fool to not buy this thing.

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/luxe-neo-185-non-electric-self-cleaning-nozzle-universal-attachment-bidet-white/6410340.p?skuId=6410340

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #87 on: July 09, 2020, 10:22:31 PM »
It’s like 10x more frustrating to poop away from home now.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2020, 10:58:45 PM »
It’s like 10x more frustrating to poop away from home now.

QuikTrip agrees with you.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #89 on: July 10, 2020, 02:50:01 PM »
It’s like 10x more frustrating to poop away from home now.

Get one of those bottles you can take with you and tell me how it goes

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #91 on: July 23, 2020, 12:51:47 PM »
The knobs and nozzles on these 185s are great, but the relatively thick body of this thing is rough ridin' up my toilet seat. I've snapped 4 seat bolts in 2 months because the seat sits so much higher than the bowl. I think I'm going to have to buy new seats, offsetting the low price of these things.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2020, 02:34:20 PM »
Creepy amazon reads gE and emails us about stuff.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B083HKY81T

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2020, 11:46:03 PM »
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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #94 on: December 08, 2020, 10:53:08 AM »
Dropping a deuce anywhere w/o a bidet is pretty frustrating these days tbh.
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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #95 on: December 08, 2020, 06:59:07 PM »
Dropping a deuce anywhere w/o a bidet is pretty frustrating these days tbh.

I got a bidet bottle and it's much better than I anticipated.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #96 on: August 17, 2022, 09:03:02 AM »
our suite in kauai had one of these in both bathrooms and, folks, I was immediately sold (not my pic, just same model I found online). wall unit with controls for water temp, direction, seat heating, the works.



got one arriving today to be installed in my master. I'm enraged that my water closet has no electricity or hot water feeds and it's all the way across the room from the sinks so no way to get it there without a lot of work. so I'm just cold water and non-warmed toilet seating it for now.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #97 on: August 17, 2022, 09:19:41 AM »
That's hot

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #98 on: August 17, 2022, 09:29:11 AM »
our suite in kauai had one of these in both bathrooms and, folks, I was immediately sold (not my pic, just same model I found online). wall unit with controls for water temp, direction, seat heating, the works.



got one arriving today to be installed in my master. I'm enraged that my water closet has no electricity or hot water feeds and it's all the way across the room from the sinks so no way to get it there without a lot of work. so I'm just cold water and non-warmed toilet seating it for now.

Oh man. We've had a bidet for a while and I was so happy when we checked in to our room and saw that. Made the vacation even more enjoyable.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #99 on: August 17, 2022, 03:31:32 PM »
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