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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #100 on: August 17, 2022, 03:31:54 PM »
The little nozzle at the back is the piece that blasts water up your b-hole


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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #101 on: August 17, 2022, 05:03:10 PM »
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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2022, 06:20:10 PM »
We have one of those! It’s great
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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #103 on: August 17, 2022, 08:21:22 PM »
I'm going to graduate to a full seat. You can buy a full on smart toilet for under a thou. I'll be getting one when I'm ready to hire someone to install it.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #104 on: August 18, 2022, 10:01:22 AM »
Just a thought, if you don’t wipe first before the b-hole blast (for a particularly messy crap), isn’t that just going to spread crap water around your butt? It must be essential to first wipe 80% clean.

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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #105 on: August 18, 2022, 10:06:16 AM »
Just a thought, if you don’t wipe first before the b-hole blast (for a particularly messy crap), isn’t that just going to spread crap water around your butt? It must be essential to first wipe 80% clean.
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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #106 on: August 18, 2022, 07:19:29 PM »
Only if you either 1. Stand up before you clean yourself and or 2. Have a substandard bidet.

There is a little bit of splashing droplets on the cheeks, but you're wiping your bad person anyway so just start with the cheeks.

Once you start using a bidet, you absolutely notice how much cleaner your hole is and have a hard time dry wiping.


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Re: Bidet talk
« Reply #107 on: March 10, 2023, 11:12:08 PM »