Bidet talk

[yoga-like_abana]

I bought a pack of those things a few weeks ago when they were the only thing left on the entire toilet paper aisle.  Haven't had to try them yet.

game changers.. let the haters hate

[star seed 7]

I bought a pack of those things a few weeks ago when they were the only thing left on the entire toilet paper aisle.  Haven't had to try them yet.

game changers.. let the haters hate

 

[Dugout DickStone]

In one of my multiple restrooms I have a toilet that is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SINK. I will have to drill but totally worth it.

Multiple restrooms? Fanningbrag much? You know, there are children in Africa that don't even have one toilet. Have you no shame?

Well they get plenty of crap I don't

[MakeItRain]

I bought a pack of those things a few weeks ago when they were the only thing left on the entire toilet paper aisle.  Haven't had to try them yet.

game changers.. let the haters hate

 

They're great, I keep a pack in my desk when I crap at my office, just be comfortable with the fact they are no different than flushing paper towels and like the homie thundar said, might eff up your septic.

[Spracne]

I think I remember MIR saying his makes his bathroom always smell like pee. Does your bathroom perpetually smell like pee now? Because that'a pet peeve of mine.

i havent noticed this.

I've had mine for 6 years, the pee thing is real

Username checks out.

[MakeItRain]

Stuff You Should Know latest podcast is about bidets

https://pca.st/episode/db8145c8-50b9-4572-b396-0311b6e42b8a

[MakeItRain]

After listening to that podcast, I think I've changed my mind and I'm going to upgrade. Imma step my game way up.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UCIOWRM/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_fvOLEb3V5KCWV

[nicname]

Whoa, dryer!

[stunted]

i use one but it doesn't reliably get everything clean. my place has a hose attachment thing. what i like about it is when i have a poop that's hard to squeeze out, if you angle it right, relax your sphincter and shoot some inside, it helps get more out.

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

[meow meow]

 

[Spracne]

i use one but it doesn't reliably get everything clean. my place has a hose attachment thing. what i like about it is when i have a poop that's hard to squeeze out, if you angle it right, relax your sphincter and shoot some inside, it helps get more out.

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

Fascinating. I could read an entire coffee book table about your personal hygiene routines. Enema of the State: A Memoir.

[CHONGS]

State of the Enema....

[star seed 7]

State of the Enema....

I was thinking more state of the poonion (union but poop, not poon)

[yoga-like_abana]

i use one but it doesn't reliably get everything clean. my place has a hose attachment thing. what i like about it is when i have a poop that's hard to squeeze out, if you angle it right, relax your sphincter and shoot some inside, it helps get more out.

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

you are the resident expert on anuses

[MakeItRain]

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

How in the eff does putting lotion on tp not break it? How do you get the lotion off of your bad person?

[Spracne]

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

How in the eff does putting lotion on tp not break it? How do you get the lotion off of your bad person?

with a biden, duh.

[waks]

You guys remember the taint push thread? Those were the days.

[michigancat]

You guys remember the taint push thread? Those were the days.

Yes! That advice came from stunz! It was from when I owned (and wore!) khakis! Wow!

[ChiComCat]

Purchased a fancy one today because my job keeps not laying me off (they really should, they're explicitly telling me not to do much of anything).  Will post review next week.

[Katpappy]

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

How in the eff does putting lotion on tp not break it? How do you get the lotion off of your bad person?

 

[MakeItRain]

I saw an entire smart toilet at Menards today for $1000. I thought long and hard about it.
https://www.menards.com/main/bath/toilets/bidets/ove-d-eacutecor-smart-one-piece-toilet-in-white/smarttoilet/p-1444450443333.htm

[pissclams]

good read here-
https://twitter.com/mims/status/1251492541045841920

[MakeItRain]

Feels amazing to be ahead of the curve. As a prolific shitter,  will be even better when public toilets catch up.

[stunted]

i think lotion on toilet paper works better than flushable wipes. makes the TP not break and you can get in deeper. also not as harsh.

How in the eff does putting lotion on tp not break it? How do you get the lotion off of your bad person?

it just somehow doesn't turn tp into dust like water. to get it off, well first off you get what you can a few times dry, otherwise you're spreading around truffle butter. think of it as polishing the job. this is just normal poops, for the messy ones, i think you gotta utilize water. or shower after heh.

since we're already past tmi, what about public toilets? spit?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

stunted would a squatty potty help with getting the optimal angle for launching a shot up your deucer?