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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1175 on: March 08, 2022, 09:54:51 AM »
Taco Bell has gotten too expensive for what it is. You can get much better at Taco John’s, Taco Bueno, etc for less. Taco Bell used to be the place for “I have $4.00 in my pocket & I want to be full.” Not anymore.
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« Reply #1176 on: March 08, 2022, 10:46:42 AM »
No TV and no fast food, I'm starting to think maybe sf is a russian sleeper agent

I may need to reevaluate some things now that you bring this up. Its been a long time, but do enjoy a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1178 on: March 10, 2022, 09:14:03 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

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« Reply #1179 on: March 10, 2022, 09:44:22 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

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« Reply #1180 on: March 10, 2022, 09:47:22 PM »
that post is going to do numbers :cool:

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1181 on: March 10, 2022, 09:49:46 PM »
I feel like jimmy johns is basically health food


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« Reply #1182 on: March 10, 2022, 09:56:38 PM »
that post is going to do numbers :cool:
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1183 on: March 11, 2022, 08:37:48 AM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1184 on: March 11, 2022, 08:39:50 AM »
Finally made it to Cosmo Burger in Waldo last night. It was pretty delish. Had a double and pretty much finished the giant bag of tots they give you. I left one to make myself feel better. That and a couple Goliath beers and my tummy is a bit rumbly today.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1185 on: March 11, 2022, 12:45:35 PM »
Finally made it to Cosmo Burger in Waldo last night. It was pretty delish. Had a double and pretty much finished the giant bag of tots they give you. I left one to make myself feel better. That and a couple Goliath beers and my tummy is a bit rumbly today.

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« Reply #1186 on: March 11, 2022, 12:53:12 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

The owner of jimmy johns is one of those weirdos that goes over to africa and kills leopards etc which is a major turnoff for me

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1187 on: March 11, 2022, 12:53:49 PM »
You’re essentially financing their death

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« Reply #1188 on: March 11, 2022, 12:54:20 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

The owner of jimmy johns is one of those weirdos that goes over to africa and kills leopards etc which is a major turnoff for me
Oh I know he's a huge piece of crap. 

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1189 on: March 11, 2022, 01:15:12 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

The owner of jimmy johns is one of those weirdos that goes over to africa and kills leopards etc which is a major turnoff for me
Oh I know he's a huge piece of crap.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1190 on: March 11, 2022, 09:12:57 PM »
Went to McDs as I often do after happy hours with inadequate food. Got some free fryday fries and decided to try the “McPlant” since it’s Lent and I never really liked the fillet-o-fish.

Review: Tastes like a crappy freezer burned burger, and I mean that mostly in a good way. Texture was very nearly there, although it was a bit too easy to bite through. The grilled flavor was mostly there. The patty itself was pretty bland. Basically, I think you could mistake it for a burger, but not in a flattering way.

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« Reply #1191 on: March 11, 2022, 10:29:29 PM »
Went to McDs as I often do after happy hours with inadequate food. Got some free fryday fries and decided to try the “McPlant” since it’s Lent and I never really liked the fillet-o-fish.

Review: Tastes like a crappy freezer burned burger, and I mean that mostly in a good way. Texture was very nearly there, although it was a bit too easy to bite through. The grilled flavor was mostly there. The patty itself was pretty bland. Basically, I think you could mistake it for a burger, but not in a flattering way.

Ugh, next time just go get an impossible whopper at BK.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1192 on: March 11, 2022, 10:39:01 PM »
Jimmy John's is the garbage I crave.  My God it hits the spot when you need it.

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« Reply #1193 on: March 11, 2022, 10:41:22 PM »
take your fake meat to some other thread, hippies
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1194 on: March 12, 2022, 08:32:58 AM »
I think most of the fake meat is pretty bad for you irl though

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1195 on: March 12, 2022, 08:48:37 AM »
Sometimes I get vegan spicy sausage patties. They both taste great & are terrible for me.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1196 on: March 12, 2022, 09:19:29 AM »
I think most of the fake meat is pretty bad for you irl though
It's mondo burger but irl

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« Reply #1197 on: March 12, 2022, 11:20:25 AM »
Went to McDs as I often do after happy hours with inadequate food. Got some free fryday fries and decided to try the “McPlant” since it’s Lent and I never really liked the fillet-o-fish.

Review: Tastes like a crappy freezer burned burger, and I mean that mostly in a good way. Texture was very nearly there, although it was a bit too easy to bite through. The grilled flavor was mostly there. The patty itself was pretty bland. Basically, I think you could mistake it for a burger, but not in a flattering way.

I also had the McPlant this week, out of curiosity. I mostly agree with your take. I also noticed that I was mostly tasting the condiments slathered on there. Very little taste of the patty. Will not be trying again.

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« Reply #1198 on: March 12, 2022, 06:33:23 PM »
I think most of the fake meat is pretty bad for you irl though

I was stunned when I saw the nutritional facts of an impossible whopper compared to a regular whopper, everything was almost exactly the same other than the sodium and the sodium of the fake burger was significantly higher

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1199 on: March 12, 2022, 08:02:22 PM »
I think most of the fake meat is pretty bad for you irl though

I was stunned when I saw the nutritional facts of an impossible whopper compared to a regular whopper, everything was almost exactly the same other than the sodium and the sodium of the fake burger was significantly higher

yeah, it's wild. almost like millions of years of evolution has somehow made irl meat "good" for us.