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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #725 on: September 30, 2020, 08:19:23 PM »
frozen egg noodles?


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #726 on: October 01, 2020, 06:48:30 AM »
frozen egg noodles?
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #728 on: November 04, 2020, 09:29:31 AM »
The last three days my meals have been horrible for the body but great for the soul. I have had the runs for the last three days and went to get covid tested just now to make sure im just treating my body like a trashcan and its not the rona’


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #729 on: November 04, 2020, 09:33:55 AM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #730 on: November 04, 2020, 09:38:40 AM »
last night i was a trash can designed specifically for wine

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #731 on: November 05, 2020, 07:57:19 AM »
hi greg in this thread (ITT) we are focusing on what hot garbage is being put into the body and not what's coming out. I'm sure we have a separate thread for that.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #732 on: November 05, 2020, 08:44:19 AM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #733 on: November 05, 2020, 08:45:01 AM »
UPDATE NO COVID! it was just all the garbage i ate this weekend!


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #734 on: November 17, 2020, 09:49:06 AM »
if sugar is like carbs, what's the point of eating stuff like rice or bread? substitute sweets instead

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« Reply #735 on: November 17, 2020, 10:20:45 AM »
if sugar is like carbs, what's the point of eating stuff like rice or bread? substitute sweets instead

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #736 on: November 17, 2020, 10:22:14 AM »
If I had to choose between bread and sugar, I'm going with bread/rice.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #737 on: November 17, 2020, 11:42:01 AM »
UPDATE NO COVID! it was just all the garbage i ate this weekend!

Greg, don't get covid tested for diarrhea.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #738 on: November 17, 2020, 12:50:07 PM »
Counterpoint: barfing and diarrhea were the first symptoms my family had when they got it.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #739 on: November 17, 2020, 12:54:26 PM »
That explains why there was no toilet paper at Costco last night. 

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #740 on: November 17, 2020, 02:38:55 PM »
Not infrequently, I make sandwiches with saltines and peanut butter and then wash them down with milk right before going to bed. It is like 300 - 400 totally pointless calories at the end of the day.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #741 on: November 17, 2020, 07:43:01 PM »
Not infrequently, I make sandwiches with saltines and peanut butter and then wash them down with milk right before going to bed. It is like 300 - 400 totally pointless calories at the end of the day.
a favorite snack of mine as a kid

far fewer pointless calories vs the 15 oreos in milk i do


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #742 on: November 19, 2020, 07:50:42 PM »
As a kid, every time I wanted a snack it was peanut butter on saltines.  Sometimes, if we only had crunchy peanut butter I would put butter on the crackers instead.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #743 on: November 20, 2020, 07:57:39 AM »
i'm starting to put msg on everything. chicken? msg. eggs? msg. pizza? msg. apparently it's actually not bad for you so might not belong in this thread. planning to make msg steak soon :drool:

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #744 on: November 20, 2020, 07:58:47 AM »
i'm starting to put msg on everything. chicken? msg. eggs? msg. pizza? msg. apparently it's actually not bad for you so might not belong in this thread. planning to make msg steak soon :drool:

yeah, msg for sure rules

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #745 on: November 20, 2020, 08:06:00 AM »
like a guy who got a headache from chinese food back in the 70s made people think it was bad. it's already naturally in every food that tastes savory/umami(if you are HMSGIQ).

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #746 on: November 20, 2020, 08:09:54 AM »
It has a scary name though


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #747 on: November 20, 2020, 08:23:14 AM »
question for those who are already old: will my preference for the done-ness of my steak and hamburgers continue to trend toward "shoe leather"?

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« Reply #748 on: November 20, 2020, 08:47:59 AM »
question for those who are already old: will my preference for the done-ness of my steak and hamburgers continue to trend toward "shoe leather"?
apparently i'm treating my brain like a trashcan sheesh. i'm leaving this here so i don't forget how much of an idiot i am.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #749 on: November 20, 2020, 09:05:46 AM »
question for those who are already old: will my preference for the done-ness of my steak and hamburgers continue to trend toward "shoe leather"?
apparently i'm treating my brain like a trashcan sheesh. i'm leaving this here so i don't forget how much of an idiot i am.
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