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« Reply #225 on: March 27, 2020, 11:06:21 PM »
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« Reply #226 on: March 28, 2020, 06:16:27 AM »
tobias, post that in treating your body like a shrine thread. my god.  :eek:

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« Reply #227 on: March 29, 2020, 12:02:47 PM »



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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
The Chile flavor in the green package is the best.


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« Reply #228 on: March 29, 2020, 12:05:53 PM »
Damn, Tobias!
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« Reply #229 on: March 29, 2020, 12:24:27 PM »



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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
The Chile flavor in the green package is the best.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #230 on: March 29, 2020, 12:34:40 PM »
ms tobias was pretty ambitious on the portions, but we trashed as best we could


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #231 on: April 03, 2020, 11:26:16 AM »
For dinner last night I had an entire can of Spam.  Don't laugh, it was delicious.  I cut it up into cubes, pan fried them and then finished it with a honey/BBQ sauce glaze.  About an hour later I started feeling like crap so I checked out the "nutrition" label and it turns out there's 6 servings in a 12 oz can.  Just take all those numbers times 6......it's a miracle that I didn't die from a stroke or a heart attack:


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« Reply #232 on: April 03, 2020, 11:33:06 AM »
Wow. And gross.

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« Reply #233 on: April 03, 2020, 11:35:04 AM »
I had two packages of these and a fudge pop last night.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #234 on: April 03, 2020, 11:38:38 AM »
I've never had Spam. Is that unusual?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #235 on: April 03, 2020, 11:45:42 AM »
For dinner last night I had an entire can of Spam.  Don't laugh, it was delicious.  I cut it up into cubes, pan fried them and then finished it with a honey/BBQ sauce glaze.  About an hour later I started feeling like crap so I checked out the "nutrition" label and it turns out there's 6 servings in a 12 oz can.  Just take all those numbers times 6......it's a miracle that I didn't die from a stroke or a heart attack:



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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #236 on: April 03, 2020, 02:01:37 PM »
When I was growing up my mom always got me a cookie cake for my birthday and monday when I was at the store I just happened to see some at the bakery and anyway I finished one off last night. It was like large pizza size
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #237 on: April 03, 2020, 02:02:10 PM »
good trashcanning today everyone. really enjoying.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #238 on: April 03, 2020, 02:30:21 PM »
I've never had Spam. Is that unusual?

I've never knowingly had it either.

Now Vienna Sausages in a can quite a few times which somehow seems much worse.

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« Reply #239 on: April 03, 2020, 02:40:31 PM »
I had some Spam pineapple hash once. Was very good.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #240 on: April 03, 2020, 02:44:32 PM »
I haven't had spam since I was a kid. I liked it, but I also liked all sorts of super gross stuff back then.

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« Reply #241 on: April 03, 2020, 03:13:09 PM »



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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #242 on: April 03, 2020, 03:27:58 PM »
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack

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« Reply #243 on: April 03, 2020, 03:31:23 PM »
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack

chocolate milk?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #244 on: April 03, 2020, 03:35:20 PM »
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack

chocolate milk?

ended up that way :gocho:

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #245 on: April 03, 2020, 06:10:28 PM »
There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.

I eat these things like crazy. The sodium could stop my heart midway through. I probably eat this stuff twice a week at lunch. Is it spicy? Yes. Does it make me feel like trash? Yes. Do I still crave it? Yes.


I would like to file a complaint that I’ve had a craving for Ramen recently and this is not in stock online anywhere save for price gouging jerks who want over $4 a package. So shame on OP for making me crave premium spicy things I can’t have.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #246 on: April 03, 2020, 07:10:58 PM »
irl story: I bought the last 6 packages of it from my Hyvee today. 79 cents a piece.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #247 on: April 03, 2020, 07:13:28 PM »
crap, I lied. I bought 8 of them at 69 cents a piece. Lmao.




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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #248 on: April 03, 2020, 09:01:45 PM »
i’ve been hunting that salsa, tough to find here
would be easier if not for corona


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #249 on: April 03, 2020, 11:14:33 PM »
crap, I lied. I bought 8 of them at 69 cents a piece. Lmao.




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You lied twice. That receipt is also not from today.

Edit: Upon further review, I withdraw my statement. You were, in fact, needing to replenish your supply of whole bay leafs. Got my thyme mixed up.
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