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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #100 on: March 14, 2020, 07:43:36 PM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #101 on: March 14, 2020, 07:45:18 PM »
I’d kill for a 48hr supersonic rita

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #102 on: March 14, 2020, 07:57:49 PM »
I am crushing one of these right now


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #103 on: March 14, 2020, 07:59:48 PM »
just got buffalo wild wings doordash.

boneless hot w blue cheese
rings with sw ranch
a few of lil sd's chips and queso


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #104 on: March 14, 2020, 08:01:31 PM »
washing it down with vodka soda x 4

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #105 on: March 14, 2020, 08:48:04 PM »
I bought like $400 of groceries then still hit up T-Bell as a reward for my trashcan bod because I drove across town to get the last copy of Luigi's Mansion 3 at gamestop

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #106 on: March 15, 2020, 11:34:16 AM »
Just finished this turkey pastrami and prosciutto sandwich.  So good.




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Looks delish, absolutely doesn't fit the thread theme, this is just great food.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #107 on: March 15, 2020, 11:35:19 AM »
Just finished this turkey pastrami and prosciutto sandwich.  So good.




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Looks delish, absolutely doesn't fit the thread theme, this is just great food.
Yeah what’s with the healthy lettuce? That definitely doesn’t belong on that ‘wich
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #108 on: March 15, 2020, 11:53:47 AM »
Bread has a bunch of carbs and I know it is bad. Toast? Come on! It is crunchy, no problems! I will have 6 pieces of toast with European style butter.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #109 on: March 15, 2020, 12:16:35 PM »
I definitely didn’t just buy packs of ramen noodles and spicy sausage links to cut up to put in the ramen. Nope, not me.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #110 on: March 15, 2020, 12:30:20 PM »
What ramen flavor?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #111 on: March 15, 2020, 01:04:12 PM »
I’ve recently gotten into having chicken ramen with two poached eggs for lunch. Not exactly thread appropriate since it’s fancy af, but figured I’d share.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #112 on: March 15, 2020, 01:16:35 PM »
I have been addicted to these:




But it's so bad for you.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2020, 01:17:43 PM »
bought mini corndogs

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #114 on: March 15, 2020, 01:29:58 PM »
What ramen flavor?

I bought both roast beef and chicken.

Also, does anyone else cook the noodles, drain the water, then mix the flavoring & noodles together?
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2020, 01:31:44 PM »
bought mini corndogs

Great decision.  One of my biggest dilemmas as a 9 year old was to cook them & pizza rolls in the microwave for instant gratification or wait for them to cook in the oven and be 25% better.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2020, 01:36:23 PM »
What ramen flavor?

I bought both roast beef and chicken.

Also, does anyone else cook the noodles, drain the water, then mix the flavoring & noodles together?
I've done it.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2020, 01:38:11 PM »
I used to do that and also add butter

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2020, 01:42:46 PM »
Cream cheese also works well.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2020, 01:46:04 PM »
I always grew up on the "soup" method, but my wife was always a "noodles only" gal. I now have two great ways to eat ramen and fell richer for it!

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2020, 02:01:22 PM »
I’m glad my gE buds get me.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2020, 02:14:23 PM »
I have been addicted to these:




But it's so bad for you.

I crush the reds (because you can get them at costco by the thousands)


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2020, 02:15:31 PM »
microwave them in soup form
drain and then drain more by squeezing them lightly into the bowl with a couple paper towels
then butter and seasoning packet them
then fry them in the frying pan until just starting to get crispy
then put them on a bun and enjoy the best that life has to offer


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #123 on: March 15, 2020, 02:15:52 PM »
Cream cheese also works well.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2020, 05:38:09 PM »
I always grew up on the "soup" method, but my wife was always a "noodles only" gal. I now have two great ways to eat ramen and fell richer for it!
Split the baby. Drain ~75% of the water, but leave a little at the bottom to soak each bite in before consuming.