Author Topic: CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread (Read 1094889 times)

michigancat · « **Reply #14875 on:** March 26, 2021, 11:44:14 AM »

Quote from: sys on March 25, 2021, 10:12:24 PM

haven't heard about difficulties getting appts in the valley.

I checked at one place (walgreens.com) and if I said I was eligible for my county I could get a bunch of appointments within a week.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #14876 on:** March 26, 2021, 02:22:17 PM »

Successfully chipped!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14877 on:** March 27, 2021, 12:25:21 PM »

Did gE single handedly kill the virus? I mean, I’m not saying we didn’t

Trim · « **Reply #14878 on:** March 27, 2021, 12:35:48 PM »

gatEs

Spracne · « **Reply #14879 on:** March 27, 2021, 05:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 27, 2021, 12:25:21 PM

Did gE single handedly kill the virus? I mean, I’m not saying we didn’t

I hope so, because it is now a sprint between herd immunity and the virus. Based on what I've seen out in the wild, everyone is done with this stuff. The falcon cannot hear the falconer; things fall apart; the center cannot hold.

wetwillie · « **Reply #14880 on:** March 27, 2021, 08:32:12 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on March 27, 2021, 05:40:39 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 27, 2021, 12:25:21 PM
Did gE single handedly kill the virus? I mean, I’m not saying we didn’t

I hope so, because it is now a sprint between herd immunity and the virus. Based on what I've seen out in the wild, everyone is done with this stuff. The falcon cannot hear the falconer; things fall apart; the center cannot hold.

Virus has no chance, this is like Lennox Lewis vs Mike Tyson.

catastrophe · « **Reply #14881 on:** March 27, 2021, 08:39:19 PM »

Classic COVID doesn’t. However, who is to say there won’t be a New or even a Crystal COVID born out of this contagion of indifference.

wetwillie · « **Reply #14882 on:** March 27, 2021, 09:02:22 PM »

Quote from: catastrophe on March 27, 2021, 08:39:19 PM

Classic COVID doesn’t. However, who is to say there won’t be a New or even a Crystal COVID born out of this contagion of indifference.

The vaccine is good against variants bruh, it’s game over.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14883 on:** March 27, 2021, 10:31:28 PM »

Also, people smarter than me have said as any virus mutates it becomes a huge pussy. It’s more contagious but less fatal. Because the really ass kicker bugs end up killing their hosts so they have to become more docile/weak/Maga to continue. The variants will still be out there but they will be a cough

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #14884 on:** March 27, 2021, 11:07:11 PM »

Sounds like the virus has become as feeble as the brain of the average ProgFascist.

sys · « **Reply #14885 on:** March 28, 2021, 12:34:06 AM »

easily believable.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1376029294577790976

wetwillie · « **Reply #14886 on:** March 29, 2021, 06:54:58 AM »

Alright so Kansas has officially opened up to everyone this week, how does wetwillie get one of these things in muh arm. Johnson County resident. Just waltz into Walmart and say I’m here to beat the covid?

Phil Titola · « **Reply #14887 on:** March 29, 2021, 07:29:25 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on March 29, 2021, 06:54:58 AM

Alright so Kansas has officially opened up to everyone this week, how does wetwillie get one of these things in muh arm. Johnson County resident. Just waltz into Walmart and say I’m here to beat the covid?

Get an appointment through all the different pharmacy websites. Hy-vee and walmart have easy to use ones.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #14888 on:** March 29, 2021, 08:34:04 AM »

go to a pharmacy that will administer your jab in a windmill dunking fashion (you have to ask for it they won't just offer)

8manpick · « **Reply #14889 on:** March 29, 2021, 09:28:22 AM »

Confirmed for a vaccine tomorrow and a second appt end of April! Have to drive 3 hours to get there, that must be the distance that is just beyond the edge of reason for typical Chicagoans who want the chip.

Cire · « **Reply #14890 on:** March 29, 2021, 09:32:09 AM »

No issues after my second chip Tired and my wife would say cranky.

MadCat · « **Reply #14891 on:** March 29, 2021, 09:43:39 AM »

Quote from: sys on March 28, 2021, 12:34:06 AM

easily believable.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1376029294577790976

Imagine if anyone ever unearthed this saran-wrapped coffin...won't it just inflate like a balloon as the body decomposes? If that area ever floods, that's just gonna pop right out of the ground.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14892 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:03:48 AM »

So given the choice, which jab should i get? Which is the most elite?

michigancat · « **Reply #14893 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:05:08 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 29, 2021, 11:03:48 AM

So given the choice, which jab should i get? Which is the most elite?

quickest

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14894 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:06:49 AM »

They would all be about the same time. It is which shitty town down by the lake do I drive to. Moderna is in Springfield, PFizer in California....

steve dave · « **Reply #14895 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:07:21 AM »

Yes, whichever you can get first IMO

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steve dave · « **Reply #14896 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:07:45 AM »

Pfizer then. Quicker to second shot.

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michigancat · « **Reply #14897 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:34:15 AM »

well if you have to drive I'd shoot for J&J so you only have to drive once

Phil Titola · « **Reply #14898 on:** March 29, 2021, 11:40:37 AM »

The good news we were hoping to get from CDC studies on infections is out guys and it's amazingly positive data. Let's update that guidance to let people know that once you get chipped, you can do more stuff.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2021/03/29/world/covid-vaccine-coronavirus-cases

MakeItRain · « **Reply #14899 on:** March 29, 2021, 12:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on March 29, 2021, 07:29:25 AM

Quote from: wetwillie on March 29, 2021, 06:54:58 AM
Alright so Kansas has officially opened up to everyone this week, how does wetwillie get one of these things in muh arm. Johnson County resident. Just waltz into Walmart and say I’m here to beat the covid?

Get an appointment through all the different pharmacy websites. Hy-vee and walmart have easy to use ones.

Don't know about Walmart but Hy-Vee and CVS allows you to check multiple sites easily. Walgreens website is a little more clunky. Either way, check and refresh often.