Author Topic: CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread (Read 1067786 times)

Trim · « **Reply #800 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 13, 2020, 12:51:59 PM

Wait, every time I touch my face I need to go wash my hands for 20 seconds before the 20 after? I’m on a plane. I can’t touch me face until they get to 10kft? F me

Once you go to the bathroom, lock yourself in there and comfortably cruise while intermittently washing your hands and fondling your face. It's the new first class.

mocat · « **Reply #801 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:58:31 PM »

Quote from: mocat on March 13, 2020, 12:55:51 PM

if you are carrying c-19 (whether or not you have symptoms) and bite your fingernails or whatever and then touch a few public door knobs, you could infect potentially thousands of people.
so wash your hands after you touch your face and before you touch the doorknob.

if you touch a virus-y public doorknob and later bite your fingernails, you might infect yourself.
so wash your hands after you touch the doorknob and before you touch your face.

the larger public concern is #1 obviously

michigancat · « **Reply #802 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Trim on March 13, 2020, 12:54:45 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on March 13, 2020, 12:46:43 PM
The question is: the don’t touch your face directive is because your hands have the gross on them and you’ll get it in your intake holes if you touch your face, right?

Correct. Is it that, or vice versa?

Quote from: catastrophe on March 13, 2020, 12:45:58 PM
I think it’s for both but mostly #2. That said I think it’s just general purpose advice as they don’t know for sure that the virus can even be contracted by touching a surface and then your face.

Right. I guess as to the latter, I'm not aware of why it being on your hands before you can wash them isn't problem enough before you then put your hands on or near your intake holes. Can it not pierce the skin on your hands and be inside you that way? Does it have to literally get into you similarly to the previously mentioned starburst fighter jets?

no it can't get in through your skin as far as we know

Trim · « **Reply #803 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:59:30 PM »

Quote from: mocat on March 13, 2020, 12:55:51 PM

if you are carrying c-19 (whether or not you have symptoms) and bite your fingernails or whatever and then touch a few public door knobs, you could infect potentially thousands of people.
so wash your hands after you touch your face and before you touch the doorknob.

if you touch a virus-y public doorknob and later bite your fingernails, you might infect yourself.
so wash your hands after you touch the doorknob and before you touch your face.

Got it, the virus touching your hands themselves from your own holes or from some 3rd party isn't problematic, presuming you promptly wash it off. Hands are just a virus vessel getting it from or to a problematic intake hole.

And definitely don't show off that you can open a door by using your mouf to turn the doorknob.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #804 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:27:40 PM »

I just flushed the toilet at The Lou with my mouf. This is the first I heard anything about the Wuhan pneumonia. How screwed am I?

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #805 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:40:28 PM »

Quote from: HELLHAMMER on March 13, 2020, 01:27:40 PM

I just flushed the toilet at The Lou with my mouf. This is the first I heard anything about the Wuhan pneumonia. How screwed am I?

chug the pickle juice just to be on the safe side

michigancat · « **Reply #806 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:52:25 PM »

this (triage of ventilators and ICU beds) is probably coming to the US soon. Basically, old people or people with dementia or coronary problems who need ventilators to live will be taken off and given pallative care and younger people will get the ventilators.

https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/status/1238533569976455168?s=20

gonna be really ugly

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #807 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:22:38 PM »

Hope you guys loaded up on TP already because all the sheeple are panic buying everything right now. I calmly bought canned food and hand sanitizer almost 3 weeks ago. I’m also not a dumbass like most of these people panic buying right now.

chum1 · « **Reply #808 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:29:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/Ole_S_Hansen/status/1238528104525635584

Spracne · « **Reply #809 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:35:48 PM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on March 13, 2020, 02:22:38 PM

Hope you guys loaded up on TP already because all the sheeple are panic buying everything right now. I calmly bought canned food and hand sanitizer almost 3 weeks ago. I’m also not a dumbass like most of these people panic buying right now.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #810 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:48:28 PM »

I don't know why but this got me

michigancat · « **Reply #811 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:59:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/markhelenowski/status/1238554116563107841?s=20

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #812 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:59:35 PM »

Why is everything this kid says, so rough ridin' stupid?

https://twitter.com/Riley_Gates/status/1238551413996781572?s=20

catastrophe · « **Reply #813 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:11:48 PM »

I’m not really on twitter but I hope he’s getting severely roasted for that.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #814 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:28:15 PM »

Riley is trying to be a clay travis/Dax even after clay and Dax pissed themselves and hid

mocat · « **Reply #815 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:30:31 PM »

Quote from: mocat on March 12, 2020, 04:15:14 PM

this might be the craziest

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1238190610223370241

he just said he has no idea who this guy is

star seed 7 · « **Reply #816 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:31:25 PM »

Wow, that answer from the PBS lady was even worse than "no responsibility"

star seed 7 · « **Reply #817 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:35:18 PM »

Jesus eff this is just so sad

chum1 · « **Reply #818 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:35:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/west_on/status/1238552107147505664

star seed 7 · « **Reply #819 on:** March 13, 2020, 03:41:12 PM »

Two worlds post: texags is about the round up a posse to lynch these assholes asking questions

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #820 on:** March 13, 2020, 05:02:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1238562468856725509

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/398887965302091776

chum1 · « **Reply #821 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:12:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1238586690689740801

steve dave · « **Reply #822 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:14:13 PM »

Terrifying

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1238595427672481794

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catastrophe · « **Reply #823 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:25:04 PM »

Yeah I’m getting a little cheesed off at folks saying stuff like “stop freaking out everyone.” Although the run on TP and ground beef still does seem a little crazy.

michigancat · « **Reply #824 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:31:12 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 13, 2020, 06:14:13 PM

Terrifying

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1238595427672481794

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News from the local ICU is to expect an Italy-style shutdown soon. Also they set up an entirely new ICU that they're calling "Club Covid".

I'm telling you lots of people on this board are going to have grandparents die from this.