CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[DaBigTrain]

https://twitter.com/justinhendrix/status/1278334289134977026

[Dugout DickStone]

I went 2 full days not talking about hogs/tools.  That's enough.  Man, that's a real midnight to six posting on the fearporn meter.

I only talk about being horned up around other guys and I'm also realizing that I'm a bit of a homophobe

[sonofdaxjones]

SlowDug, don't try and back out of your reality now.   Just own it.

[Dugout DickStone]

If you feel persecuted by me due to your daily c0ck talk, you should report me to the gE HR dept, inclusivity director.  I do not want your lifestyle to be disrespected

[sonofdaxjones]

If you feel persecuted by me due to your daily c0ck talk, you should report me to the gE HR dept, inclusivity director.  I do not want your lifestyle to be disrespected

Unfortunately you don't have a clue when you're being a racist, and now you don't have a clue when you're being a homophobe.

Just another day with SlowDug.

[steve dave]

Shot

https://www.kxan.com/news/coronavirus/no-thank-you-dr-fauci-lt-gov-patrick-says-he-wont-listen-to-nations-top-covid-19-expert/

Chaser

https://twitter.com/emmakinery/status/1278375619445874693


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[Dugout DickStone]

Just got off the phone with gE member relations and due to an anonymous threat of running away from the board and hiding for 2 weeks I make the following statement:

I hereby vow not to point out if any posters instinctively post about male gemetalia and viciously pounding to said junk like Neo to the torso of the machine at the end of the Matrix.  I aplogize for the hurt feelings my observations have caused.

I will make no more comments about anyone who leads the board (both in % and total number) in posts about junk and smacking it around.

[michigancat]

Shot

https://www.kxan.com/news/coronavirus/no-thank-you-dr-fauci-lt-gov-patrick-says-he-wont-listen-to-nations-top-covid-19-expert/

Chaser

https://twitter.com/emmakinery/status/1278375619445874693


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[sonofdaxjones]

Just got off the phone with gE member relations and due to an anonymous threat of running away from the board and hiding for 2 weeks I make the following statement:

I hereby vow not to point out if any posters instinctively post about male gemetalia and viciously pounding to said junk like Neo to the torso of the machine at the end of the Matrix.  I aplogize for the hurt feelings my observations have caused.

I will make no more comments about anyone who leads the board (both in % and total number) in posts about junk and smacking it around.

Exhibit 1,056 of Pat trying way to hard.

[catastrophe]

Shot

https://www.kxan.com/news/coronavirus/no-thank-you-dr-fauci-lt-gov-patrick-says-he-wont-listen-to-nations-top-covid-19-expert/

Chaser

https://twitter.com/emmakinery/status/1278375619445874693


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And I guess Texas Medical Center also wanted to get the word out on the DL out of fear of retaliation?

[mocat]

Man, that's a real midnight to six posting on the fearporn meter.

Somebody is all horned up around other guys again.

I can't tell if he meant six to midnight or not

[star seed 7]

I think he meant it deflated his chub

[sonofdaxjones]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

[michigancat]

update to this story

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1278430344392388611

[Phil Titola]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

So we're doing just find in this pandemic Dax?  Couldn't be handled any better?

[sonofdaxjones]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

So we're doing just find in this pandemic Dax?  Couldn't be handled any better?

We're now testing more than a half a million people a day, Phil.   You expected cases to go down?

The Houston situation once again brings protocol and agendas for hospitals into question.  But you never want to have that conversation because it doesn't fit your perpetual narrative.

[Phil Titola]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

So we're doing just find in this pandemic Dax?  Couldn't be handled any better?

We're now testing more than a half a million people a day, Phil.   You expected cases to go down?

You are truly an idiot.  US positivity rate has been going up since middle of June (cases are going up faster than test #).

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/testing/individual-states

Yes I do expect our new cases to be going decreasing by now.  They were supposed to be zero in April if you remember Don's comments.   Our testing was going to be a 5 million a day in April according to Don

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/trump-says-us-will-be-able-to-run-5-million-coronavirus-tests-per-day-very-soon-despite-shortages-across-states.html

Help me out Dax, where are we succeeding here?  Where is the big win we are all missing?  President's own men aren't reflecting much positive news?  Maybe you can come to his rescue.

[sonofdaxjones]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

So we're doing just find in this pandemic Dax?  Couldn't be handled any better?

We're now testing more than a half a million people a day, Phil.   You expected cases to go down?

You are truly an idiot.  US positivity rate has been going up since middle of June (cases are going up faster than test #).

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/testing/individual-states

Yes I do expect our new cases to be going decreasing by now.  They were supposed to be zero in April if you remember Don's comments.   Our testing was going to be a 5 million a day in April according to Don

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/trump-says-us-will-be-able-to-run-5-million-coronavirus-tests-per-day-very-soon-despite-shortages-across-states.html

Help me out Dax, where are we succeeding here?  Where is the big win we are all missing?  President's own men aren't reflecting much positive news?  Maybe you can come to his rescue.

Oh Phil, the morbidity rate is going down, length of hospital stays are going down.   If the CDC studies are to be believed the morbidity rate is less than 1%, because as we're finding out, this virus is substantially asymptomatic. 

[Phil Titola]

The chub of the we’re all gonna die fear porn addicts

So we're doing just find in this pandemic Dax?  Couldn't be handled any better?

We're now testing more than a half a million people a day, Phil.   You expected cases to go down?

You are truly an idiot.  US positivity rate has been going up since middle of June (cases are going up faster than test #).

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/testing/individual-states

Yes I do expect our new cases to be going decreasing by now.  They were supposed to be zero in April if you remember Don's comments.   Our testing was going to be a 5 million a day in April according to Don

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/trump-says-us-will-be-able-to-run-5-million-coronavirus-tests-per-day-very-soon-despite-shortages-across-states.html

Help me out Dax, where are we succeeding here?  Where is the big win we are all missing?  President's own men aren't reflecting much positive news?  Maybe you can come to his rescue.

Oh Phil, the morbidity rate is going down, length of hospital stays are going down.   If the CDC studies are to be believed the morbidity rate is less than 1%, because as we're finding out, this virus is substantially asymptomatic.

Dax the CDC saying 10x more people having been infected with it than diagnosed does not make it asymptomatic.  It only tells us they didn't get tested/confirmed with it.

[IPA4Me]

https://twitter.com/theaceofspaeder/status/1278291455245783044

[Phil Titola]

All these states moving backwards in reopening plans all seem to close the same things. Bars, restaurants, gyms, theatres, entertainment centers. Fine. We have seen bars are a huge spreader place. What I haven't seen is all these other places as being spreader places. Restaurants do shut down but every one I've seen is an employee testing positive and restaurants shutting down to clean. Nothing about transmission in that place

Is the data out there for health agencies and just not public? Seems to me we should be shutting down factories, warehouse distribution centers, and offering more people in congested family living situations a new place to live (h/t Michigancat) that again and again are the spreader events.

[420seriouscat69]

Are bars a bad place because people are all horned up and hooking up? I’m trying to grasp this. There’s usually tables in between sections and everyone is wearing a mask. Most of the time. Just what I’ve seen from a distance, from the lake.

[IPA4Me]

If you shutdown that part of the economy, welcome to the second great depression.

[michigancat]

https://twitter.com/theaceofspaeder/status/1278291455245783044

people should stop trying to politicize this. the original tweet was spouting what liberals want to hear.

[IPA4Me]

Agreed.