Chris Beard appreciation thread

[schreds21]

@Spracne

Based on the rumored representation retained by Beard, how serious is it?

https://www.mbfc.com/our-attorneys/perry-minton/

Never heard of this attorney or firm. I dunno?

FWIW, it has been rumored that Beard suffers from the same affliction as Scott Frost, and I tend to believe those rumors.

What does being a shitty football coach have to do with this?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If literary history is any indication, Christopher “Piggy” Beard should be counting his lucky stars that he’s even still alive right now

[pissclams]

it’s really a shitty deal for everyone involved.  you hate to see someone like coach beard who is really at the zenith of his career, who has struggled with issues away from work, only to get to where he is, only to fall like this.  unfortunately, I don’t think that this is the first time that he has put his hands on a woman so maybe it took him being where he is to bring light to his problem.  he shouldn’t be coaching anyone until he resolves the myriad problems he has.

glad to know that his victim’s physical injuries aren’t too serious. 

[dal9]

i'm not sure why people are tiptoeing around it, but what's beard's (and frost's) problem supposed to be? alcohol?

[XocolateThundarr]

i'm not sure why people are tiptoeing around it, but what's beard's (and frost's) problem supposed to be? alcohol?

Shitty human beings.

[MakeItRain]

dece house, great pool, shitty yard

[MakeItRain]

i'm not sure why people are tiptoeing around it, but what's beard's (and frost's) problem supposed to be? alcohol?

The evidence of beard supposedly being a drunk is flimsy as hell. I'm not giving up beer either. When I'm really cooking, I might drink one every other night. The affidavit that kstater posted clearly says he was not drunk.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i'm not sure why people are tiptoeing around it, but what's beard's (and frost's) problem supposed to be? alcohol?

i don't remember the story exactly, but I thought Frost was hiding in the bathroom while a woman was getting abused, rather than being the abuser himself?

[Skipper44]

i'm not sure why people are tiptoeing around it, but what's beard's (and frost's) problem supposed to be? alcohol?

i don't remember the story exactly, but I thought Frost was hiding in the bathroom while a woman was getting abused, rather than being the abuser himself?

i think dal9 is talking about the rumors of Frost’s infidelity is what he has in common with Beard.  The 3 year “engagement” does check out on this front.

[Spracne]

They need to can his ass.

[star seed 7]

It's time to shave this beard

[Houstoncat93]

They need to can his ass.

I assume since they suspended him without pay that they are just waiting on the lawyers to dot i's, cross t's and charge unnecessary billable hours before they pull the trigger.

[nicname]

What’s worse, choking Neil Reid or choking your gal? Also, choke Neil Reid; end up at TTech, leave TTech, end up choking your gal?

[Spracne]

They need to can his ass.

I assume since they suspended him without pay that they are just waiting on the lawyers to dot i's, cross t's and charge unnecessary billable hours before they pull the trigger.

In this case, those hours are necessary.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

It's time to shave this beard

he could have been the Greatest Of All Time Ever, Eternally

[ELL3]

They will call Tang, polar opposite of tough guy thug Beard.

[SkinnyBenny]

Guess he has to go back to playing drums in Z.Z. Top now.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

it’s really a shitty deal for everyone involved.  you hate to see someone like coach beard who is really at the zenith of his career, who has struggled with issues away from work, only to get to where he is, only to fall like this.  unfortunately, I don’t think that this is the first time that he has put his hands on a woman so maybe it took him being where he is to bring light to his problem.  he shouldn’t be coaching anyone until he resolves the myriad problems he has.

glad to know that his victim’s physical injuries aren’t too serious.

There is a fairly low bar for re-entry into the CBB coaching profession after sustaining "a personal stumble."

[BIG APPLE CAT]

bet he got a text from Larry Eustachy saying "this too shall pass"

[pissclams]

it’s really a shitty deal for everyone involved.  you hate to see someone like coach beard who is really at the zenith of his career, who has struggled with issues away from work, only to get to where he is, only to fall like this.  unfortunately, I don’t think that this is the first time that he has put his hands on a woman so maybe it took him being where he is to bring light to his problem.  he shouldn’t be coaching anyone until he resolves the myriad problems he has.

glad to know that his victim’s physical injuries aren’t too serious.

There is a fairly low bar for re-entry into the CBB coaching profession after sustaining "a personal stumble."

i just hope that he doesn’t choke on the that chance when it comes knocking

[MakeItRain]

it’s really a shitty deal for everyone involved.  you hate to see someone like coach beard who is really at the zenith of his career, who has struggled with issues away from work, only to get to where he is, only to fall like this.  unfortunately, I don’t think that this is the first time that he has put his hands on a woman so maybe it took him being where he is to bring light to his problem.  he shouldn’t be coaching anyone until he resolves the myriad problems he has.

glad to know that his victim’s physical injuries aren’t too serious.

There is a fairly low bar for re-entry into the CBB coaching profession after sustaining "a personal stumble."

This particular bar is not one that a notable coach has had to clear. I'm certain he's done, at least with D1 basketball.

[BostonPancake]

https://twitter.com/LoewyLawFirm/status/1603173247285342209





No way this could possibly happen, right?

[EMAWzifried]

https://twitter.com/LoewyLawFirm/status/1603173247285342209





No way this could possibly happen, right?

I suspect being an alum gives him some cover, but can't imagine rolling him out and expecting female fans to embrace the program. And then, there's going on the road was a known domestic abuser. Wifebeater T's will fill every student section.

[waks]

https://twitter.com/LoewyLawFirm/status/1603173247285342209





No way this could possibly happen, right?

I suspect being an alum gives him some cover, but can't imagine rolling him out and expecting female fans to embrace the program. And then, there's going on the road was a known domestic abuser. Wifebeater T's will fill every student section.

Stanford band would probably play "Take My Breath Away"

[Houstoncat93]

https://twitter.com/LoewyLawFirm/status/1603173247285342209





No way this could possibly happen, right?

I suspect being an alum gives him some cover, but can't imagine rolling him out and expecting female fans to embrace the program. And then, there's going on the road was a known domestic abuser. Wifebeater T's will fill every student section.

The fact that this is evening being considered is just stupid.

It should be just female fans, males fans with an ounce of decency should want him gone too.