Chris Beard appreciation thread

[ChiComCat]

The lack of action or much of a statement at this point makes me think they'll keep him.  They'll announce whatever punishment right around Christmas/New Years when people aren't paying much attention. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Texas keeping him would be surprising to me, but they are SEC now...

[sonofdaxjones]

If the charges are factually accurate, how do you go into homes and tell a mom that you're the coach to watch over and guide their son?

Play for me, I was charged with felony domestic assault and I kept my 7 figure job.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Tell the mom his wife is a lying bitch. That's why he strangled her.

[wetwillie]

“Son I know you can play basketball, but how do you feel about breaking a man’s reading glasses?”

[pissclams]

Play for me, I was charged with felony domestic assault and I kept my 7 figure job.

seems like a relatively straightforward bragging point. how many people can claim the same?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Play for me, I was charged with felony domestic assault and I kept my 7 figure job.

seems like a relatively straightforward bragging point. how many people can claim the same?

the word "charged" is a big time qualifier there

[dal9]

fiancee retracted (despite physical evidence etc)...puts UT in tough spot

[Pete]

fiancee retracted (despite physical evidence etc)...puts UT in tough spot

My guess is that the prenup just got tossed out or drastically changed.

[MakeItRain]

fiancee retracted (despite physical evidence etc)...puts UT in tough spot

No it doesn't, nor should it. Her regret doesn't change what he did. If she got charged with filling a false report, then they would be in a tough spot.

[pissclams]

there’s a real reason why many law enforcement agencies have been required to make mandatory arrests for domestic violence incidents when there is probable cause that a crime was committed

[chum1]

Hadn't seen the mugshot before.

[pissclams]

his right eye is nightmare fuel

[dal9]

both eyes look same to me lol

[dal9]

i meant difficult situation legally not morally for UT

[MakeItRain]

i meant difficult situation legally not morally for UT

Not that either, not in Texas, they don't require victim cooperation. If the physical evidence in that report is corroborated, he's cooked.

[stunted]

The real solution to all this is we should all learn to love each other

[ben ji]

Hadn't seen the mugshot before.

His eyes seem way too close together, just smushed right next to his nose.

[ChiComCat]

Thankfully, it looks like I was wrong.  Beard is out.

[Houstoncat93]

https://twitter.com/kbohls/status/1611087950414245888?t=MEYEC2c5HiZrBdj9HZIK4w&s=19

About rough ridin' time.

[Spracne]

They need to can his ass.

^^

[CNS]

I want TX to have a hillarious time hiring, but want it to always be funny to KSU fans and never sad. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Texas should hire oscar Weber.

[WillieWatanabe]

good

[nicname]

Beard’s transgression is going to earn the righteous Jerome Tang increased riches.