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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #250 on: September 16, 2019, 01:35:31 PM »
also and I know this isn't possible, but gosh darnnit i wish I could have headshots for the entire chum1 cast and crew.

i'll settle for celeb look-a-likes

yes! chum1 please do this. thank you.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #251 on: September 16, 2019, 01:40:48 PM »
currently in my mind chum1 is mcconaughey and HRP is Diane Lane from Emmy nominated thriller Barge Gas

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #252 on: September 16, 2019, 01:45:34 PM »
chum1 is actually Stephen Baldwin.

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« Reply #253 on: September 16, 2019, 01:47:45 PM »
major plot twist

can't wait for chum1 to unveil the cast!   :excited:

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #254 on: September 16, 2019, 01:48:42 PM »
The mystery is better, trust me
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« Reply #255 on: September 16, 2019, 01:57:31 PM »
i would rather he refer to someone as Danny Glover than CC1.  it's like trying to follow basketball threads with reno names

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« Reply #256 on: September 16, 2019, 02:01:07 PM »
i would rather he refer to someone as Danny Glover than CC1.  it's like trying to follow basketball threads with reno names

yeah. I really need a face AND their job. laura linney  (HRP) and Roseanne Barr (GG) for example.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #257 on: September 16, 2019, 03:01:09 PM »
i need hot women in my office please.

on second thought, probably best not to have that problem.

in reference to the requests for headshots, we do not know these women are "hot". I also vote to keep it ambiguous, because why ruin something that's already amazing?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #258 on: September 16, 2019, 03:16:02 PM »
i need hot women in my office please.

on second thought, probably best not to have that problem.

in reference to the requests for headshots, we do not know these women are "hot". I also vote to keep it ambiguous, because why ruin something that's already amazing?

just to clarify, i'm not asking for headshots because i'm hoping they're attractive or something. it just adds a little something to the story for me if i can picture what the lady who stole the daycare slot looks like. it also makes it easier to remember who is who. example- i already don't know which cast member stole the slot and who had it stolen. i would have remembered if i was able to imagine in my head that amy schumer stole the spot from danica patrick. i'm personally hoping my guy chum/stephen baldwin does it.

chum- maybe do a single spoiler spoiler post if it isn't too much work and those of us that want a celeb lookalike for the characters can have it and those who don't can just skip the post and not read it?  :dunno:

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #259 on: September 16, 2019, 03:31:26 PM »
i'm assuming chum1 is an attractive, good-smelling emaw, therefore, HRP Dianne Lane has to be hot (perhaps crazy hot  :ohno:)

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #260 on: September 16, 2019, 03:35:36 PM »
Okay, these are match results from starbyface. (And are pretty good IMO! Minus all the GLAMOUR, obviously.)

chum1 - Seth Rogen


GG - Saoirse Ronan


D2 - Peter Weller


Owner/CEO - James Remar


HRP - Jenna Elfman


FG - Camilla Belle


NG1 - Bailee Madison

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« Reply #261 on: September 16, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
brb going to read all the owner/ceo stories again

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #262 on: September 16, 2019, 03:40:26 PM »
i knew HRP was hot

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #263 on: September 16, 2019, 03:42:18 PM »
Do cake lady


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #264 on: September 16, 2019, 03:43:04 PM »
Yeah, I was trying to figure out which one baked the cake.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #265 on: September 16, 2019, 03:43:32 PM »
i knew HRP was hot

45% match. There are definitely more than some superficial similarities there.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #266 on: September 16, 2019, 03:47:17 PM »
I'll have to get to cake lady later. Gotta go!

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #267 on: September 16, 2019, 04:48:26 PM »
Jenna Elfman actually fits perfectly into what my mind's eye projected
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #268 on: September 16, 2019, 05:07:40 PM »
i have forwarded this information on to the casting director from Barge Gas

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #269 on: September 16, 2019, 05:13:15 PM »
D2 looks like a real DB

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #270 on: September 16, 2019, 05:47:22 PM »
Cake lady - Amber Portwood
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #271 on: September 16, 2019, 06:39:34 PM »
:lol:

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #272 on: September 16, 2019, 06:40:48 PM »
I nailed every one of these in my brain FYI


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #273 on: September 16, 2019, 06:41:38 PM »
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #274 on: September 16, 2019, 06:42:25 PM »
I am starting over and re-reading from the start.