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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #200 on: July 30, 2019, 06:39:41 PM »

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #201 on: July 30, 2019, 07:21:32 PM »
ya you gotta windmill this pelt asap rocky style


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #202 on: July 31, 2019, 08:23:12 AM »
Again, D2 is old software guy and GG is new software guy. New software was supposed to replace old software for core business, but is also already making money in brand new ways (via potentially lucrative partnership with BIG SOFTWARE company). Replacing old softare has not happened as quickly as planned and CEO has been frustrated with this.

D2 and I were alone in our room the other day. He shut the door and was like, "I don't want to say anything to GG because I don't want to dampen her spirits. But I was talking to CEO and he asked me if upgrading the old software and continuing to use it for core business would be something I could handle." I took this to mean that D2 was floating to CEO the idea of keeping both softwares and using them for different functions. And essentially keeping the same job he's had for like eight years. The job they'd decided that they no longer wanted him doing.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #203 on: July 31, 2019, 08:28:33 AM »
no offense chum, but software talk will no longer wet my beak, stick to the juicy windmilling stuff, thx

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #204 on: July 31, 2019, 09:03:51 AM »
All these poor women dying of thirst and chum won't give them a drink

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #205 on: August 06, 2019, 01:34:26 PM »
Since I've been hanging out with finance girl again, I remembered something that happened between her and GG. They both have toddlers. There is a desirable child care place across the street from our office. It has a waiting list. Both FG and GG were on it. One afternoon, FG told GG that she'd just heard from the place about an opening, so maybe they'd also have an opening for GG sometime soon. The next morning, GG pulls FG into an office and starts profusely apologizing and crying and explaining that she had a lapse in judgement because she felt trapped in her situation and didn't know what else she could do. Apparently, GG went to the child care place the previous evening and somehow talked them into letting her have the open spot. After that, FG decided that she'd prefer to go to a different child care place instead. The end.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #206 on: August 06, 2019, 01:44:06 PM »
FG just got blitzkrieg'd by GG

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« Reply #207 on: August 06, 2019, 02:47:12 PM »
Holy crap :sdeek:


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #208 on: August 06, 2019, 05:55:09 PM »
I am legit surprised that didn’t end in hand to hand combat.
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #209 on: August 06, 2019, 06:00:18 PM »
I am legit surprised that didn’t end in hand to hand combat.

hell yes, what’s better than a good old fashioned cat fight!!?


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #210 on: August 08, 2019, 02:21:58 PM »
D2 left at like 2:00 yesterday. And didn't come in at all today. I'd say he unilaterally decided that he's done with being on the GG/HRP team.

Okay, this was last Tuesday. I think he was in last Wednesday and then last Thursday morning. He sent an email last Thursday afternoon saying that he'd be working from home on a project on Friday.

This week, he was here maybe half the day on Wednesday and that's all.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #211 on: August 08, 2019, 02:23:40 PM »
Good for him. I'm all about working from home.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #212 on: September 13, 2019, 12:13:40 PM »
Happy hour last night. First time in a long time. We drank a LOT. I honestly couldn't tell you how many I had. 4? 5? 6???

Drink 1, everything is pretty cordial. Tentative, bland jokes not worth remembering. I find myself chit chatting with HRP (#2 in the company).

Drink 2, things are getting louder and a little more lively. Somehow, not just our group, but the entire bar started singing happy birthday to NG1. Women talk about hair color, HRP talks about how terrible she looks with dark hair, I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Drink 3, things start to get a bit boisterous. Women start laughing loudly about how much boob they're comfortable with their clothes exposing. "All but the nipple" was one answer. Someone from our group doesn't recognize someone else from our group and acts like a seat is taken. We make fun of her and people obnoxiously laugh so loud I'm certain you could hear it throughout the entire sprawling, winding restaurant. HRP slides over close to me and our bodies start bumping into each other in various places.

Drink 4, things take an emotional turn. NG1 talks about how an ex boyfriend, the love of her life at the time, threatened her and then held a gun to the side of her head and shot it. She is in therapy.

Drink ?, things start to get sloppy. HRP is blabbing away and the woman across from me is giggling uncontrollably. I lean over and ask if she's laughing at the way HRP is slurring her speech. Yes. HRP reaches out and pushes on my upper arm with her fingers, as though she is geniunely curious to feel my muscle, and makes no attempt to hide it.

Drink ?, I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands. We squeeze both pairs of hands together tight. I look up and she is looking right into my eyes. I stare back at her. I smile. She just keeps intently looking into my eyes in a way that I unsuccessfully tried to rationalize as anything other than sexual desire. I let her win. Of course.

Drink ?, by this time, there were only four from our group left. Two people we'd done business with in the past just happened to walk in and joined us. I told one that I remembered he was from Canada. He started talking about being out of town some Monday because it was Canadian Thanksgiving or something. On a rough ridin' Monday. I told everyone that was total bullshit and that he was lying. And that seemed like a good time for me to leave.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #213 on: September 13, 2019, 12:24:58 PM »
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #214 on: September 13, 2019, 12:26:56 PM »
So did you go to HRP's place or did she come to yours?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #215 on: September 13, 2019, 12:44:20 PM »
this thread is BACK!

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #216 on: September 13, 2019, 12:46:36 PM »
That was an incred recap. I feel like I was there.


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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #217 on: September 13, 2019, 12:48:35 PM »
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #218 on: September 13, 2019, 12:49:12 PM »
But wow, amazing

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« Reply #219 on: September 13, 2019, 01:00:49 PM »
the twists and turns! the cringe! the exit! everything

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #220 on: September 13, 2019, 01:02:16 PM »
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

Hmm. Sounds inappropriate? I said it to the group with a big smile. She replied that I always had a kind, HR appropriate response for everything. I don't think she was being sarcastic.  :dunno:

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #221 on: September 13, 2019, 01:05:14 PM »
Sounded fine given the context
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #222 on: September 13, 2019, 01:12:32 PM »
maybe you guys grinding on each other and holding hands while she gave you eff me eyes was inappropriate, but who am i to say

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #223 on: September 13, 2019, 01:30:51 PM »
maybe you guys grinding on each other and holding hands while she gave you eff me eyes was inappropriate, but who am i to say

Sure, in a sense. Someone wouldn't get fired as a direct result of it, though.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #224 on: September 13, 2019, 01:34:37 PM »
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