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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #175 on: July 18, 2019, 04:18:47 PM »
What is the name of Batman’s Butler?

Which movie features the song “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead?”

Who lived at 221B, Baker Street, London?

What did the crocodile swallow in Peter Pan?

Two people are standing back to back. They each walk away from each other for 3 feet. Then they both turn left and walk another four feet, and then stop. Now how many feet apart are they standing?
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« Reply #176 on: July 18, 2019, 04:33:09 PM »
And the mystery treat?
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« Reply #177 on: July 18, 2019, 04:47:44 PM »
No idea. I'm not in the office today.

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« Reply #178 on: July 18, 2019, 04:58:04 PM »
Woulda had no idea on the peter pan one.  I don't think I've ever watched peter pan.  The others are pud.

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« Reply #179 on: July 22, 2019, 02:19:02 PM »
Last week, CEO/Owner and HRP met with people from the BIG SOFTWARE company that we partner with. BIG SOFTWARE company told them they need help with some stuff that D2 has experience with. So, CEO/Owner decided to put D2 in charge of that endeavor.

D2 is absolutely walking on air, grinning ear to ear, pointing finger guns at people, whistling at his desk, yukking it up with strangers in the hall, and so on. What an astounding comeback.

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« Reply #180 on: July 22, 2019, 02:45:41 PM »
Fantastic news, great job d2
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« Reply #181 on: July 23, 2019, 02:49:20 PM »
Maybe this is the way to get D2 out of the company, to hand him off to Big Software Company

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #182 on: July 23, 2019, 04:43:13 PM »
America loves a comeback story
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« Reply #183 on: July 23, 2019, 07:06:24 PM »
D2, you crafty SOB


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« Reply #184 on: July 23, 2019, 07:24:22 PM »
D2 left at like 2:00 yesterday. And didn't come in at all today. I'd say he unilaterally decided that he's done with being on the GG/HRP team.

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« Reply #185 on: July 23, 2019, 09:04:52 PM »
eff yes. D2 power move team is the team I exclusively play for now.


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« Reply #186 on: July 30, 2019, 12:39:08 PM »
I haven't been seeing much of my old bud, finance girl whose husband got catch a preadatored that the entire office thought I was sleeping with causing the CEO to give personal testimony about an affair he'd had, lately. I did see her in the gym yesterday, though. She asked me if that was my usual workout time and told me she normally goes later in the afternoon. A few hours later, she asks me via IM if I want to go for a walk outside. So, as we walked she told me about how she'd just completely broke things off with a guy she'd been seeing off and on for a year or two. We exchanged a few IMs this morning. Hers seemed to include an awful lot of hahahahas. Then, I went to the gym at my normal time today and she was there. Oh, boy.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #187 on: July 30, 2019, 12:44:59 PM »
Chum must be a hearthrob, both finance and cake girl cant help themselves around him!

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« Reply #189 on: July 30, 2019, 12:49:04 PM »
This is why I pay for premium here


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« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2019, 12:49:22 PM »
oh my, that read like a steamy hardback copy of barge gas, the scene where violin and diane lane's character first kiss

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« Reply #191 on: July 30, 2019, 01:46:43 PM »
D2 story just now:

I had a nephew who lost his leg when he got hit by a car while changing a tire on the interstate. He was a roofer. Even after the accident, he'd carry 120 pounds of shingles up the ladder on one leg. Well, he had a prosthetic, but just the one good leg. Great kid. Amazing person. Never gave up. Just a great, great person. I wish I had the drive that he had in him. Really good kid. He ended up dying of an overdose.

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« Reply #192 on: July 30, 2019, 01:56:38 PM »
Yessssss
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« Reply #193 on: July 30, 2019, 02:13:28 PM »
Incred


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« Reply #194 on: July 30, 2019, 04:12:36 PM »
Boy, that ending though........

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« Reply #195 on: July 30, 2019, 04:18:56 PM »
That turned quickly

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« Reply #196 on: July 30, 2019, 04:27:39 PM »
chum, you gonna windmill this girl or what?

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #197 on: July 30, 2019, 05:08:13 PM »
Chum1... Are you a still married? If not, I'm guessing a couple of pelts are about to be taken.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #198 on: July 30, 2019, 05:17:23 PM »
Yep, I'm married. Good excuse to stay out of that mess.

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #199 on: July 30, 2019, 06:04:13 PM »
No pelt taking. Best plan for sure.

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