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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2019, 06:09:21 PM »
how many direct reports does d2 have???

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2019, 06:34:06 PM »
how many direct reports does d2 have???

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2019, 06:40:12 PM »

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2019, 07:34:57 PM »
I can't respond every time D2 says some bullshit because it's just too damn much. So, I don't. And I keep earbuds in a lot to help. But because D2 can't ever shut the eff up, he winds up saying things out loud that are not necessarily directed at anyone and not necessarily responded to by anyone. Here are some of them.

"This email looks like a scam."
"Yep. This one is definitely a scam."
"I think I'll see what D1 says about it."
[A few minutes pass]
"YEP! Thought so! D1 says it's a scam."
"I thought that looked like a scam."
"Yep. Scam email."

"Ah, Cream."
"You know Cream? Eric Clapton. Jack oscar."
"Listenin' to a live concert."
"I like rock music. Yeah, I like rock."
[A few hours pass]
"Gotta kick this up a notch. Queensryche."

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #104 on: March 12, 2019, 10:32:34 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #105 on: March 15, 2019, 10:32:24 AM »
GG asked for my input on the seating situation. The two of us sat there and brainstormed for a bit. I kept trying to think of a way to say, "let's just kick out D2," but was unsuccessful. So, when we were obviously totally out of ideas, I said, "I'm kinda surprised that D2 is still here - that he hasn't left yet. And the longer he stays, the more I think, 'He's never going to leave.'" After one or two more inconsequential words, we both got up to leave the room. As we exited through the door, GG says, "Who knows? Maybe the situation will take care of itself."

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #106 on: March 15, 2019, 11:08:15 AM »
holy crap :lol:

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Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #107 on: March 15, 2019, 02:37:24 PM »
They're about a week away from moving D2 down to the basement and taking away his stapler.