Grady Dick walked into the locker room and right by Jerome Tang. Who was what the heck is he doing in our locker room? Dick walked up to a sitting Tomlin and tapped him on the dhoulder and said: "Lace 'em tight; it's going to be a long day." Tomlin got off the bench, wrapped Dick in a choke hold, picked him up and threw him head first in a waste basket. "Just don't get your skinny white ass in my way to dunking on bitches," Tomlin said calmly.
Yes, I know this won't happen and is just a response to some weird sqwawk-nation wetdream, but I don't know who KU has to matchup with Tomlin on defense.