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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #775 on: March 02, 2021, 11:46:16 AM »
"I will just take my business to Skechers" is most maga line I have seen in awhile

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #776 on: March 02, 2021, 11:49:05 AM »
amazing post

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #777 on: March 02, 2021, 12:44:42 PM »
What does the size of his son's feet have to do with the story?
Because it lends credibility to the throughline that OP is a big strong man who practices a great deal of restraint in deciding not to kick the world’s ass and is definitely not a whiny scared beta.

BigRob's size is a big part of his identity

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #778 on: March 02, 2021, 12:53:33 PM »
"I will just take my business to Skechers" is most maga line I have seen in awhile

"you may all go to hell, I will go to Sketchers"

or something like that

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #779 on: March 02, 2021, 12:56:47 PM »
At the end of the day, this lummox went home to his oversized kid with no skechers

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #780 on: March 02, 2021, 12:57:25 PM »
Interestingly, bigrob is one of the most vocal trump haters (because trump is a secret liberal controlled by rino's)
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #781 on: March 02, 2021, 01:28:17 PM »
What a journey this has been...

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« Reply #782 on: March 02, 2021, 01:34:13 PM »
What a journey this has been...

Almost as far Big Rob traveled to buy his mammoth child some converse

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #783 on: March 02, 2021, 08:55:17 PM »
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #784 on: March 02, 2021, 10:42:06 PM »
What did he bleep out here?

"****stickedness"

perhaps it's a texanism.

https://twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1152238429960364033

ah I've heard of fuckstick. that makes sense

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #785 on: March 04, 2021, 08:50:36 AM »
Texas just stopped their mask mandate so there has been a flurry of activity about which businesses will still require them. Lots of badasses showing up.



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How about Stripes, Buccees, QT, Tex-Best?

I stopped at the Tex-Best off 37 in Pleasanton on the way back from Corpus on Sunday. I left my mask in the Truck without thinking about it when I went in to grab a fountain drink. The Cashier said she wouldn't check me out without a mask so I sucked down the tea on the way out the door and tossed the empty cup and ice in the garbage.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #786 on: March 04, 2021, 08:55:41 AM »
UhOhNoAgTag6:41p, 3/3/21
Karen and LaKaren at Walgreens said "Abbott is f****ng crazy. We'd better require masks or I'm quitting".

After I finished my transaction, I took off my mask, said have a nice day and walked out.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #787 on: March 04, 2021, 08:56:54 AM »
"LaKaren" is a black Karen, I assume?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #788 on: March 04, 2021, 08:58:17 AM »
Lib, why do you go out of your way to do things like listen(ed) to Rush and seek an alt right college fans board?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #789 on: March 04, 2021, 08:58:51 AM »
Post your responses when the Mask-Karens try to shame you
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For me, it will depend on the person's approach.

"Bless your heart."

"My body, my choice."

"Go EFF yourself."

"I will not wear a mask in here.
I will not wear a mask in there.

I do not like the mask.
I'm not sure why you ask."

"Ohh... I see why you want to keep wearing a mask."
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #790 on: March 04, 2021, 08:59:12 AM »
Lib, why do you go out of your way to do things like listen(ed) to Rush and seek an alt right college fans board?

Because I enjoy it
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #791 on: March 04, 2021, 09:02:26 AM »
Lib, why do you go out of your way to do things like listen(ed) to Rush and seek an alt right college fans board?

Because I enjoy it
I can see how it would make you super libby. Good for you.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #792 on: March 04, 2021, 09:19:58 AM »
Texas just stopped their mask mandate so there has been a flurry of activity about which businesses will still require them. Lots of badasses showing up.



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How about Stripes, Buccees, QT, Tex-Best?

I stopped at the Tex-Best off 37 in Pleasanton on the way back from Corpus on Sunday. I left my mask in the Truck without thinking about it when I went in to grab a fountain drink. The Cashier said she wouldn't check me out without a mask so I sucked down the tea on the way out the door and tossed the empty cup and ice in the garbage.

Shoplifting to own the libs.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #793 on: March 04, 2021, 09:21:34 AM »
Lib, why do you go out of your way to do things like listen(ed) to Rush and seek an alt right college fans board?

Because I enjoy it

It is very funny.  They were in our conference so seeing what huge babies they are is entertaining

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« Reply #794 on: March 04, 2021, 09:52:39 AM »
Texas just stopped their mask mandate so there has been a flurry of activity about which businesses will still require them. Lots of badasses showing up.



FIDO*98*3:36p, 3/3/21
How about Stripes, Buccees, QT, Tex-Best?

I stopped at the Tex-Best off 37 in Pleasanton on the way back from Corpus on Sunday. I left my mask in the Truck without thinking about it when I went in to grab a fountain drink. The Cashier said she wouldn't check me out without a mask so I sucked down the tea on the way out the door and tossed the empty cup and ice in the garbage.

Shoplifting to own the libs.
The lift of the mask mandate doesn’t even go into effect until next week.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #795 on: March 04, 2021, 09:53:31 AM »
Texas just stopped their mask mandate so there has been a flurry of activity about which businesses will still require them. Lots of badasses showing up.



FIDO*98*3:36p, 3/3/21
How about Stripes, Buccees, QT, Tex-Best?

I stopped at the Tex-Best off 37 in Pleasanton on the way back from Corpus on Sunday. I left my mask in the Truck without thinking about it when I went in to grab a fountain drink. The Cashier said she wouldn't check me out without a mask so I sucked down the tea on the way out the door and tossed the empty cup and ice in the garbage.

Shoplifting to own the libs.
The lift of the mask mandate doesn’t even go into effect until next week.

That guy looks like an even bigger karen itc

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #796 on: March 04, 2021, 10:01:00 AM »
Maybe he left out the part where he went back out to his truck to get his mask and went back in to pay for his drink.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #797 on: March 04, 2021, 10:08:38 AM »
Maybe he left out the part where he went back out to his truck to get his mask and went back in to pay for his drink.

and the part where that was all made up

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #798 on: March 04, 2021, 12:35:16 PM »
i was astounded to learn that up until like the late 70s, texas was a dem stronghold. i mean you look at the pervasive MAGA mindset and you would immediately think oh damn this is like...generations upon generations of passed down ideology

It is passed down. Read about the Southern Strategy. When republicans talk about democrats starting the KKK and being more racist than republicans, it's misleading at best.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #799 on: March 04, 2021, 12:53:11 PM »
I've been pretty meh about this thread, but this new run of anti-masker posts since the outlet mall post have been outstanding. Nice work 7.