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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #750 on: February 22, 2021, 01:53:33 PM »
Ugh, what a selfish bad person.  Not once did "she" think that maybe there was a good reason why they didn't want people removing the carts...it just automatically goes to "DURR, THESE STUPID LIBZ ARE TRYIN' TO TAKE MUH FREEDOM!"


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« Reply #751 on: February 22, 2021, 01:58:01 PM »
Easily triggered people being observed by (resident) easily triggered people.

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« Reply #752 on: February 22, 2021, 02:18:21 PM »
So, the woman asking him to not take the cart out also like, isn't going to be able to watch said cart as he gets his car?

Also yeah, that was way more about trying to keep employees from having to go out to get the carts than anything else, but it's absolutely fascinating people typed that crap up. What a world that that's what sets em off.
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« Reply #753 on: February 22, 2021, 02:29:43 PM »
So, the woman asking him to not take the cart out also like, isn't going to be able to watch said cart as he gets his car?

Also yeah, that was way more about trying to keep employees from having to go out to get the carts than anything else, but it's absolutely fascinating people typed that crap up. What a world that that's what sets em off.

I think it's been established that that board is a good part making up stories to get cred for being a maga dipcrap

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #754 on: February 22, 2021, 02:41:16 PM »
Lol, and dax is driven to defend all of them
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #755 on: February 22, 2021, 02:47:14 PM »
I patriotically told the minimum wage supermarket employee to eff off

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« Reply #756 on: February 22, 2021, 03:00:03 PM »
Lol, and dax is driven to defend all of them

easily the most lol

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #757 on: March 02, 2021, 09:33:28 AM »
I'm about to lose my mind!
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So, I'm still in Minneapolis area for work, hiring and training to staff up properties here. So, Saturdays are my day off-ish. I went to an outlet mall to buy some shoes for my son. Like me, he has huge feet and is growing like a weed. People think he's three or four. He's two and on track to probably be taller than me. Anyway, I went to an OUTDOOR outlet mall and everyone was wearing masks outside. Not me, because I'm not a tard. So, I go to walk into the Nike store....there's a line to get in. HUGE store and they only let a few people in at a time. Not based upon science at all, since there is no data showing shopping at any stores is a spread issue. I choose to go to other footwear stores. I wanted to look in the Converse store, and there was someone with his hand on the entrance door but non-descript other than "a lot smaller than me". So, I proceed to yank the door open and lo and behold, it's a security guard. He tells me "Hold on a minute!", and I asked why. "Too many people in the store." There were maybe ten people in the store, other than 2 or 3 employees. I just about lost my ***** "Nevermind, moron, I'll go somewhere that wants my money."

I was fuming, because stupidity REALLY pisses me off. (A huge reason I hate liberalism, it's based on the stupidest ****ing ideas ever thought up.) but I went to Foot Action and the Skechers stores. I was so pissed, I couldn't see straight, so I just left the whole thing. Twice I was asked why I wasn't masked OUTSIDE in the sunlight. "Because I'm not ruhtarded and I understand science." and walked on to my vehicle.

I am at my wits end. I don't understand the sheer terror and willingness to look past ALL of the data that shows

1) it's weak as ****
2) masks don't work, not even outside
3) shopping isn't known to be a spread event
4) being around people, in general, for seconds at a time isn't known to be a spread event
5) the "vaccine" isn't a vaccine, it's a new-fangled fru shot. It won't be the end of this, nor was it designed to be.

yet morons make up rules based on nothing but sheer ****stickedness and mental deficiency.


I'm a gentle giant, not quick to anger unless a loved one is in danger. I don't even really get mad at anything directed at me, just ones I'm duty-bound to protect. But I was seconds away from snapping, honest to God. And, I wouldn't want someone my size losing his **** if I was a regular sized person. I can't be the only one at the end of their rope over the absolute insanity that the wannabe flu has brought about.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #758 on: March 02, 2021, 09:37:40 AM »
Holy crap

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #759 on: March 02, 2021, 09:39:49 AM »
What did he bleep out here?

"****stickedness"

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #760 on: March 02, 2021, 09:44:42 AM »
what an absolute beaut

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #761 on: March 02, 2021, 09:45:10 AM »
skechers lmfao

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #762 on: March 02, 2021, 09:50:00 AM »
That post is hemorrhaging insecurity. It might be the pinnacle of cuck MAGAdom.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #763 on: March 02, 2021, 09:52:32 AM »
That guy will lose his mind when he finds out that Trump and his wife jumped to the very front of the line to get a vaccine

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #764 on: March 02, 2021, 10:36:42 AM »
I'm confused by the emphasis that it was an outdoor mall yet he makes multiple references to having to "go into a store"  :dubious:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #765 on: March 02, 2021, 10:40:10 AM »
"I don't have anger issues"

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #766 on: March 02, 2021, 10:40:54 AM »
I'm confused by the emphasis that it was an outdoor mall yet he makes multiple references to having to "go into a store"  :dubious:

It was an outlet mall

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #767 on: March 02, 2021, 10:53:01 AM »
you can't win a culture war without virtue signaling

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #768 on: March 02, 2021, 10:59:20 AM »
you can't win a culture war without virtue signaling

I would bet he got a lot of cred for that shitty person post

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #769 on: March 02, 2021, 11:15:18 AM »
What does the size of his son's feet have to do with the story?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #770 on: March 02, 2021, 11:17:52 AM »
Who goes shoe shopping for their kid while on a work trip?  why not buy local.  Does he hate Texas?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #771 on: March 02, 2021, 11:26:59 AM »
People are freezing to death in Texas and he's shopping for shoes for his giant 2 year-old up in Minnesota.  :shakesfist:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #772 on: March 02, 2021, 11:29:22 AM »
People are freezing to death in Texas and he's shopping for shoes for his giant 2 year-old up in Minnesota.  :shakesfist:

I haven't seen one of these maga tantrums in person and feel a little left out

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #773 on: March 02, 2021, 11:41:03 AM »
What does the size of his son's feet have to do with the story?
Because it lends credibility to the throughline that OP is a big strong man who practices a great deal of restraint in deciding not to kick the world’s ass and is definitely not a whiny scared beta.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #774 on: March 02, 2021, 11:45:25 AM »
i was astounded to learn that up until like the late 70s, texas was a dem stronghold. i mean you look at the pervasive MAGA mindset and you would immediately think oh damn this is like...generations upon generations of passed down ideology