I love when old dorks daydream about what they want trump to do at an event.
Do you think Trump could smuggle a timer onto the podium?
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BusterAg8:39a
It would be funny if he breaks this out tonight after the first question goes less than 2 minutes, and places it on the podium:
It can be remote controlled, so a staffer can run it for him.
BanderaAg9568:43a
It would be a shame if Trump brought his own Moderator and dares the commission to try to stop him at the last minute!
LostInLA078:44a
He should wear a "Where's Hunter?" hat.
HarryJ33tamu8:49a
First thing Trump should say tonight:
"Joe, it's really nice to see you out of your basement. We were all getting really worried about you. Did you know that we are less than 2 weeks from the election? What have you been hiding from? Also, no one seems to know where Hunter is... could he be out searching for his lost laptop? He might want to call the FBI. Also, Joe, I heard you were taking half of Hunter's salary?? What kind of father does that to his son??
Detmersdislocatedshoulder9:28a
Trump should take the opposite tact to what they expect. It is very apparent they are trying to back him in a corner. They are doing this because they want a predictible response. They want trump to be loud, obnoxious, interruptive etc. So trump needs to start the debate off by asking the moderator if she ever donated to Bidens presidential campaign and then follow that up with a very thoughtful sentiment to Joe I have hunter in my thoughts and prayers. Since that lap top was brought up no one knows where he is and I just want you to know I am praying for hunter. I am sure it is hard having a drug abusing son who may be going to jail so Joe I am praying for You as well.