A Chance Encounter with the Left
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12th Man8:32a
So I'm walking out of the facilities at a rest stop along I-24 yesterday after sending an underwater message to the White House. Across the way, parked behind my truck, was a gray Prius that had pulled in while I was inside.
As I approached, the Prius door opened and out stepped a 40-something, shorn, makeup-less, vinegary-looking woman with round glasses. She started walking towards the building I'd just left, and as we neared each other, she clearly spied my "FJB" hoodie (a gift from Santa).
She stopped, pointed at my sweatshirt/me and sneered, "That's how we know you're in a cult!"
Now, there were probably a thousand+ things I could've said, or I could've just smiled and kept walking, but I couldn't help myself.
I stopped, looked her up and down, pointed at her Prius and said, "That's how we know you use a solar-powered vibrator,".
She walked on in a snit, and I got in my truck and proceeded with my day. End of encounter. Until this happened, I more less thought my sweatshirt was akin to a "Coexist" sticker: if you disagree, roll your eyes and drive on. Guess not.