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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #150 on: February 12, 2020, 10:56:45 AM »
Real kids eat Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies after the big game.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #151 on: February 12, 2020, 11:05:04 AM »
dax cannot let one single maga slight go

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #152 on: February 12, 2020, 12:23:02 PM »
Fun "Okay Boomer" Incident
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Just now standing in line at a McDonalds with a co-worker, discussing last nights primary in N.H. and all things Trump...

Young Punk-A** White kid (with pants halfway down his backside and more piercings that I could count) in front of us turned around and sneered "Ok Boomer"...

My buddy said, "Look "Champ", I come originally from a very poor family, apparently, just like you... Today, I've got a $600k house paid for and $2 Million in the bank... all because I worked hard for it, without a punk-a** attitude... I've got a great family and a great life... Something, at your current rate, you'll NEVER have... Enjoy your Big Mac and then get back to work..."

I was impressed with his fluid, uninterruptible delivery !!!

I know, Cool Starry Bra....
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #153 on: February 12, 2020, 12:25:40 PM »
And then everyone applauded


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #154 on: February 12, 2020, 01:33:37 PM »
Gen Z-er: okay boomer
Boomer: long rehearsed rambling lecture
Other Boomer: got his ass

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #155 on: February 12, 2020, 02:23:41 PM »
I only go read TexAgs for the hilarity revolving around the, as Randolph Duke on surlyhorns would say, The Turditions.

So, all this stuff is just part and parcel to the hilarity of the Turditions.


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #156 on: February 12, 2020, 02:30:01 PM »
Nothing screams wealth and success like standing in line at McDonalds.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #157 on: February 12, 2020, 02:34:07 PM »
how can one fanbase completely rally around being cringe 247

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2020, 02:47:25 PM »
The whole think is so CultAgs.

Their whole shtick is so  :lol:

I recall for years I was under the belief that everyone in the corp went on into the military.   Nope, not even close, a few do and the rest are just running around playing fake Army.

Eye opener, but it made sense upon review.


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #159 on: February 13, 2020, 01:04:36 PM »
They're mad at snack recommendations?

eating healthy is the pussification of america

yet Trumpers LOVE to vape flavored pens. 

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #160 on: February 15, 2020, 09:50:37 PM »
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Now issuing paper straws for drinks. And they suck asss. Better drink up fast or you will not be drinking at all. Paper gonna paper....
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It's getting to the point where I'm starting to bring my own box of plastic straws everywhere.
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I feel like I need to keep a case of boxes of plastic straws in my car so that anytime I encounter the abomination that is a paper straw, I can open a new pack, use one, ask for the manager, and then dump the rest in the trashcan to counter the "benefit" of their virtue signal.

That'll show that damn Burger King manager!
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« Reply #161 on: February 15, 2020, 09:52:34 PM »
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Johnny2Fan said:
Now issuing paper straws for drinks. And they suck asss. Better drink up fast or you will not be drinking at all. Paper gonna paper....
techno-ag said:
It's getting to the point where I'm starting to bring my own box of plastic straws everywhere.
aggietony2010 said:


I feel like I need to keep a case of boxes of plastic straws in my car so that anytime I encounter the abomination that is a paper straw, I can open a new pack, use one, ask for the manager, and then dump the rest in the trashcan to counter the "benefit" of their virtue signal.

That'll show that damn Burger King manager!

How long does it take them to finish a drink!

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #162 on: February 15, 2020, 09:59:27 PM »
I have never noticed paper straws being any less functional than plastic straws.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #163 on: February 15, 2020, 10:00:29 PM »
Check those bbs names too, pure texag
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #164 on: February 16, 2020, 11:02:01 AM »
In n out has great paper straws

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #165 on: February 16, 2020, 11:04:08 AM »
Yeah in fact now that I think about it I'm like 7/7 on paper straws in my lifetime, sorry AggieTony
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #166 on: February 17, 2020, 09:30:56 PM »
Can't always believe Facebook.
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But I trust texags. Question, did Nancy Pelosi take money from social security to pay for impeachment hearings? Saw it posted just now. Probably satire....
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #167 on: February 18, 2020, 06:07:11 AM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #168 on: February 18, 2020, 06:47:30 AM »
I’m with TexAgs on paper straws.  They are clearly inferior to plastic in function.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #169 on: February 19, 2020, 03:00:07 PM »
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Blago in news conference bragging on Trump with a bunch of black folk in support. "I'm a Trumpocrat!" he exclaimed.

The POC around him echoed, "That's right!"

Uh oh. Gonna be trouble on the plantation as AA's continue to realize they they've been pawns in a horrible scheme to use them for votes.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #170 on: February 19, 2020, 06:05:00 PM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #171 on: February 19, 2020, 06:09:02 PM »
libdork I'm kinda annoyed that you keep giving them clicks.

but I also can't stop looking at your updates to this thread and being mortified every time

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TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #172 on: February 19, 2020, 06:13:32 PM »
Please keep giving them clicks. For the fans (me). ty


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #173 on: February 19, 2020, 06:52:20 PM »
No surer way to get the AAs to come to your side than making references to the plantation.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #174 on: February 25, 2020, 07:41:14 PM »
This one is just adorable

Sir and ma'am
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This may be more GB stuff, but it goes to the PC nonsense so I'm putting it here.

When did calling someone "sir" or "ma'am" become some kind of old age insult? I'm not talking about gender assumption stuff, but I just saw a 14-yo kid call Kelly Clarkson "ma'am" and Nick Jonas "sir" and it was treated as some kind of insult.

The kid was from Alabama and obviously taught proper courtesy.

And yeah, I'm watching The Voice. Some seriously talented singers on here.
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