Author Topic: TexAgs politics board gems thread (Read 141142 times)

Spracne · « **Reply #1225 on:** October 26, 2021, 01:07:37 PM »

That guy is not going to be happy to learn the central government has absolute and unfettered power to control immigration as it chooses, per a certain document from 1791.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1226 on:** October 26, 2021, 01:10:07 PM »

Well, I wouldn't count on that guy ever learning anything.

passranch · « **Reply #1227 on:** October 26, 2021, 01:59:35 PM »

LOL "lawfare"

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1228 on:** October 26, 2021, 02:03:07 PM »

So that guy just wants to go to the border and start plinking people if he doesn't like what he sees?

Katpappy · « **Reply #1229 on:** October 26, 2021, 11:38:02 PM »

As far as they are concerned, the fact they have a valid driver's license is all the law they need to know. They smarter ones also qualified for hunting licenses.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1230 on:** October 27, 2021, 09:51:26 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on October 26, 2021, 12:48:48 PM

Question Regarding Border - Laws Being Broken
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Pookers9:16a
Anybody know of any specific laws the Fed/State government is breaking by allowing the border to remain open as it is? I'd like to get some research going to see what legal violations are being made to perhaps engage in some lawfare. Even if said lawfare is ignored it puts the powers at be on notice.

This brain genius would be a formidable lawfare warrior.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1231 on:** October 29, 2021, 10:56:07 AM »

I think it is about time to give these professional sports pukes a taste ….
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FCBlitz10:50a
…..of their own woke medicine of fairness.

Every basketball roster needs to have:

3 blacks
3 whites
3 Vietnamese
3 Central and South Americans
1 Wheel Chair player
3 transvestites of whatever..,,,
2 players with artificial limbs

And each basket score value depends on what group scored. Blacks would get 2 points for instance while the dude in the wheel chair would get 33 points.

I would pay money to see that.
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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1232 on:** October 29, 2021, 11:13:27 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on October 29, 2021, 10:56:07 AM

I think it is about time to give these professional sports pukes a taste ….
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FCBlitz10:50a
…..of their own woke medicine of fairness.

Every basketball roster needs to have:

3 blacks
3 whites
3 Vietnamese
3 Central and South Americans
1 Wheel Chair player
3 transvestites of whatever..,,,
2 players with artificial limbs

And each basket score value depends on what group scored. Blacks would get 2 points for instance while the dude in the wheel chair would get 33 points.

I would pay money to see that.
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Does he mean NBA? Or just every basketball team every where? I think some smaller schools in Kansas would have tough time filling out a roster.

passranch · « **Reply #1233 on:** October 29, 2021, 11:39:10 AM »

Awfully specific on the Vietnamese there.

michigancat · « **Reply #1234 on:** October 29, 2021, 12:12:11 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on October 29, 2021, 11:13:27 AM

Quote from: star seed 7 on October 29, 2021, 10:56:07 AM
I think it is about time to give these professional sports pukes a taste ….
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FCBlitz10:50a
…..of their own woke medicine of fairness.

Every basketball roster needs to have:

3 blacks
3 whites
3 Vietnamese
3 Central and South Americans
1 Wheel Chair player
3 transvestites of whatever..,,,
2 players with artificial limbs

And each basket score value depends on what group scored. Blacks would get 2 points for instance while the dude in the wheel chair would get 33 points.

I would pay money to see that.
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Does he mean NBA? Or just every basketball team every where? I think some smaller schools in Kansas would have tough time filling out a roster.

I'm assuming THAT "professional sports pukes" refers to the NBA, but it could include the G-League and like the USBL or something.

Trim · « **Reply #1235 on:** October 29, 2021, 12:16:49 PM »

A good pro sports puke GM will totally manipulate their roster by loading up in the whatever category.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1236 on:** October 29, 2021, 12:17:46 PM »

well then he is an idiot. NBA rosters are 15

michigancat · « **Reply #1237 on:** October 29, 2021, 12:24:46 PM »

Yeah I don't know his rules but maybe he would allow a Vietnamese "transvestite of whatever" with an artificial limb and kill multiple birds with one stone

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1238 on:** October 29, 2021, 12:26:42 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 29, 2021, 12:24:46 PM

Yeah I don't know his rules but maybe he would allow a Vietnamese "transvestite of whatever" with an artificial limb and kill multiple birds with one stone

Add a wheelchair and this whatever would lead the league in scoring

mocat · « **Reply #1239 on:** October 29, 2021, 01:39:19 PM »

tiger woods with an artificial hip checks like almost every box

MakeItRain · « **Reply #1240 on:** October 31, 2021, 08:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on October 29, 2021, 11:13:27 AM

Quote from: star seed 7 on October 29, 2021, 10:56:07 AM
I think it is about time to give these professional sports pukes a taste ….
112 Views | 2 Replies
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FCBlitz10:50a
…..of their own woke medicine of fairness.

Every basketball roster needs to have:

3 blacks
3 whites
3 Vietnamese
3 Central and South Americans
1 Wheel Chair player
3 transvestites of whatever..,,,
2 players with artificial limbs

And each basket score value depends on what group scored. Blacks would get 2 points for instance while the dude in the wheel chair would get 33 points.

I would pay money to see that.
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Does he mean NBA? Or just every basketball team every where? I think some smaller schools in Kansas would have tough time filling out a roster.

My hometown most definitely would not struggle at all. We'd win state every year.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1241 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:41:42 PM »

Political Halloween Costumes
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Picard9:41p
My neighbors dressed up for Halloween and went trick-or-treating to the few houses of the liberals around here. Totally made my weekend!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1242 on:** October 31, 2021, 11:07:29 PM »

johnnyblaze364:40p, 10/30/21
This is a good one. The triggered tards in the comments are most definitely the same people that support the teaching of critical race theory and gender fluidity to 7 year olds in school.

https://twitter.com/Krazy9Kat/status/1454442698677628935

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1243 on:** October 31, 2021, 11:08:40 PM »

Beckdiesel035:27p, 10/30/21
My 10 yo started chanting "let's go Brandon" when we talked about carving pumpkins tomorrow morning. FBJ is top on the carving list

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #1244 on:** November 01, 2021, 12:52:05 AM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on October 31, 2021, 10:41:42 PM

Political Halloween Costumes
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Picard9:41p
My neighbors dressed up for Halloween and went trick-or-treating to the few houses of the liberals around here. Totally made my weekend!

Glad they posted the side by side with AOC I wasn’t getting the reference

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1245 on:** November 05, 2021, 06:55:25 PM »

Don't forget to set your clocks back this weekend, F16
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waitwhat?6:34p
I'm going to set mine back to 1985, when this country had balls and the chicks didn't.

passranch · « **Reply #1246 on:** November 05, 2021, 08:01:13 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on November 05, 2021, 06:55:25 PM

Don't forget to set your clocks back this weekend, F16
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waitwhat?6:34p
I'm going to set mine back to 1985, when this country had balls and the chicks didn't.

That post made me immediately think of this song:

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1247 on:** November 05, 2021, 10:44:07 PM »

X post 80's Bop thread

steve dave · « **Reply #1248 on:** November 06, 2021, 08:52:29 AM »

lmao

https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1456980287636840452

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1249 on:** November 06, 2021, 08:59:29 AM »

Their podcast is like #290 or something. I think more people listen to Boscoe's Boys