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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1100 on: August 18, 2021, 09:32:42 PM »
I appreciate that he did 4 edits to get it juuuuust right as far as reflecting how very horned up he was.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1101 on: August 18, 2021, 09:35:38 PM »
LOL -- enterprising youth today
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Just talked to one of my sons and learned he's participating in a career fair tomorrow to network and look for opportunities to advance his career. Nothing unusual about that, but he shared that he recently joined the women's, black, and gay associations for his profession in order to gain access to the best career fairs. Apparently that's where the recruiters are all going due to wokeness, but the plain ole white guys have caught on and are swelling their ranks. They're not prevented from participating,.. at least yet.

  :lol: I bet all of those rubes absolutely believes all of the individual professional organizations have their own career fairs.

My company absolutely participates in diversity job fairs.  The individuals who attend on our behalf are smart and accomplished and would absolutely mock and clown some white waterheaded maga who thought he was gaming the system by attending.  Does he not know that he is literally harming his employability not helping it?  His resume will get a nice star for being an ignorant loser and no one who he speaks with there will EVER even consider him.
I think the more likely explanation is that the kid isn’t ready to come out to his dad yet.

That or the kid/dad is a typical maga who makes up crap to get board clout
This is a group you can collectively count on . . . 6 maybe 7 fingers.   

But nice set of explainodude screeds from you two.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1102 on: August 18, 2021, 11:09:18 PM »
A nice pair of single sentence screeds if I do say so myself.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1103 on: August 19, 2021, 07:58:32 AM »
Single sentences are the opposite of screed. 

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1104 on: August 19, 2021, 08:10:36 AM »
Some people don't get this thread
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1105 on: August 19, 2021, 10:15:31 AM »
Pretty bright group of college ma-edge-u-cated genie-us-es.  Makes one proud to be a maga.  :D
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1106 on: August 19, 2021, 10:28:03 AM »
I probably should just sit back and observe the #blueanon weirdos at play in this thread.




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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1107 on: August 19, 2021, 10:48:25 AM »
Yes, absolutely do that dax
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1108 on: August 19, 2021, 10:49:45 AM »
Yes, absolutely do that dax

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1109 on: August 19, 2021, 10:55:18 AM »
I love it when people get enraged to the point of tears at some of us mocking waterheaded magas on texags.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1110 on: August 19, 2021, 11:24:09 AM »
I love it when two #blueanon's engage in a hilarious back and forth clarifying the clarification about things said on TexAgs.

It's a special kind of special


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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1111 on: August 19, 2021, 11:38:53 AM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1112 on: August 19, 2021, 11:50:11 AM »
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He would get boo'd. Unfortunately there are too many liberal Aggies. I'm actually shocked by the amount of libs with ag tags on different forums here. Sad

You would not hear the boos over the loud cheering and applause I promise you that.

Imagine him parachuting in to land near a box at the 50 yard line covered with a maroon tarp. He unstraps his gear, fixes his hair, paces back and forth and does a few cocky textbook "gee, what could we have behind the curtain" type gestures. He removes the tarp to reveal that it's a cage filled with several Bald Eagles. He then opens the cage and holds it above his head, releasing the Bald Eagles to be free. The crowd goes absolutely F-ing NUTS and then the intro to "Down 4 My N****z" begins to pump over the loud speakers and the team starts swaying back and forth in unison before they run out onto the field to BTHO.

The stuff of dreams right there..
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1113 on: August 19, 2021, 02:25:39 PM »
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Jbob04 said:
He would get boo'd. Unfortunately there are too many liberal Aggies. I'm actually shocked by the amount of libs with ag tags on different forums here. Sad

You would not hear the boos over the loud cheering and applause I promise you that.

Imagine him parachuting in to land near a box at the 50 yard line covered with a maroon tarp. He unstraps his gear, fixes his hair, paces back and forth and does a few cocky textbook "gee, what could we have behind the curtain" type gestures. He removes the tarp to reveal that it's a cage filled with several Bald Eagles. He then opens the cage and holds it above his head, releasing the Bald Eagles to be free. The crowd goes absolutely F-ing NUTS and then the intro to "Down 4 My N****z" begins to pump over the loud speakers and the team starts swaying back and forth in unison before they run out onto the field to BTHO.

The stuff of dreams right there..
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fascinating

This is a Russian Facebook meme in written form.  :chef kiss:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1114 on: August 20, 2021, 12:11:19 AM »
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Jbob04 said:
He would get boo'd. Unfortunately there are too many liberal Aggies. I'm actually shocked by the amount of libs with ag tags on different forums here. Sad

You would not hear the boos over the loud cheering and applause I promise you that.

Imagine him parachuting in to land near a box at the 50 yard line covered with a maroon tarp. He unstraps his gear, fixes his hair, paces back and forth and does a few cocky textbook "gee, what could we have behind the curtain" type gestures. He removes the tarp to reveal that it's a cage filled with several Bald Eagles. He then opens the cage and holds it above his head, releasing the Bald Eagles to be free. The crowd goes absolutely F-ing NUTS and then the intro to "Down 4 My N****z" begins to pump over the loud speakers and the team starts swaying back and forth in unison before they run out onto the field to BTHO.

The stuff of dreams right there..
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1115 on: August 20, 2021, 07:45:26 AM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1116 on: August 20, 2021, 12:08:39 PM »
I have met many Aggies and only one of them was liberal.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1117 on: August 20, 2021, 01:11:12 PM »
I mean, what kinds of things make one liberal in the eyes of a TexAgs poster? Like, not eating steak every night for dinner?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1118 on: August 20, 2021, 05:19:20 PM »
Dear diary, I had the talk with my kids
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Both under 10, but before school started this year we had to talk about what to look out for regarding their teachers possible political influence. we told them about what teachers may say about trump, white privilege, masks, etc. it's sad that we have come to this but teachers can really start influencing kids at a young age.

Have any of yall had to do this too?
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1119 on: August 20, 2021, 05:26:12 PM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1120 on: August 20, 2021, 05:29:09 PM »
“Son, I don’t see color, but…”

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1121 on: August 21, 2021, 09:08:06 AM »
fake post for board clout.  Those guys just try and one up each other for made up crap they thing the other old dipshits will like. 

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1122 on: August 21, 2021, 10:12:25 AM »
Why does it say dear diary at the beginning

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1123 on: August 22, 2021, 11:17:16 AM »
Lots of people will reply "dear diary" to posts like that so now people just preempt it
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #1124 on: August 23, 2021, 10:58:08 AM »
Lots of people will reply "dear diary" to posts like that so now people just preempt it

"have any of yall had to do this too?" at the end of the diary entry made me lol