Author Topic: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER. (Read 39628 times)

I’d be fine with 17 wins if he fills the pipeline with top 40’sh recruiting classes in 2020 and 2021. It would likely mean 2 bowl game seasons in a row and a really bright future. If he wins 17 and we are finishing in the 70’s with recruiting classes he can eat crap.

treysolid · « **Reply #237 on:** December 30, 2018, 11:55:40 AM »

Here are the five things I most want to see with Klieman KSU Kats teams:

1. Jewelry and dreadlocks
2. No delay of game penalties
3. 70% (or greater) retention from commit to upperclassman
4. CBs on the line of scrimmage
5. Starting QB named before or during fall camp

Oyster_Trousers · « **Reply #238 on:** December 30, 2018, 02:39:28 PM »

6. Sexy new uniform combos
7. Inspirational ESPN Gameday stories about our stud players
8. Ribbon boards
9. Regular 3:00 pm kickoff times (or later)
10. Beer sales throughout the entire stadium

8manpick · « **Reply #239 on:** December 30, 2018, 03:37:56 PM »

4 and 10 are all I care about

brandochav · « **Reply #240 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:28:23 PM »

I'm betting on winning the TO game. TOs decide coin flips and even win you games you shouldn't be winning.

pissclams · « **Reply #241 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:34:53 PM »

hard pass on 10. if you feel that you can’t enjoy a game without getting drunk, just continue to do what you’ve been doing the past 20 years. people pounding beers at football games is tacky and low brow, we don’t need the added revenue at the expense of fans who enjoy sporting events as they were meant to be watched.

mocat · « **Reply #242 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:41:56 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on December 30, 2018, 03:37:56 PM

4 and 10 are all I care about

Craft beers on the line of scrimmage

8manpick · « **Reply #243 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:44:07 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on December 30, 2018, 04:34:53 PM

hard pass on 10. if you feel that you can’t enjoy a game without getting drunk, just continue to do what you’ve been doing the past 20 years. people pounding beers at football games is tacky and low brow, we don’t need the added revenue at the expense of fans who enjoy sporting events as they were meant to be watched.

Low brow=best brow

Spracne · « **Reply #244 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:51:32 PM »

I think clams meant to say löwenbräu

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pissclams · « **Reply #245 on:** December 30, 2018, 04:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on December 30, 2018, 04:51:32 PM

I think clams meant to say löwenbräu

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nothing better than some shrimp and löwenbräu

KITNfury · « **Reply #246 on:** December 30, 2018, 05:13:54 PM »

Luckily I'm a high brow booze cat since I pound whiskey. Don't let my solo cup fool you, I'm sophisticated.

Oyster_Trousers · « **Reply #247 on:** December 30, 2018, 05:38:46 PM »

Quote from: KITNfury on December 30, 2018, 05:13:54 PM

Luckily I'm a high brow booze cat since I pound whiskey. Don't let my solo cup fool you, I'm sophisticated.

What’s your poison KITN? Are you a bourbon man or do you like to mix it up?

MakeItRain · « **Reply #248 on:** December 31, 2018, 07:18:27 AM »

The CBs played on the LOS a significant number of times in '18. I doubt we'll see them on the line much more than we did, it isn't 1995.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #249 on:** December 31, 2018, 10:38:18 AM »

Do we think Bill could've left the cupboards anymore bare for Klie guy?