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In this thread we post about our entirely apathetic endorsement of the North Dakota University guy as our next coach.  I cannot predict the future. So, I have no way of knowing how this will turn out. 

I don't like it, but I accept it.  I mean, what choice do I have? 

Having said that, I am not going to buy football tickets or anything stupid like that.  But, I WILL check the box scores carefully!


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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2018, 11:01:26 AM »
Will drop season tickets and parking passes for the first time in a looooong time. If this spaz starts winning, might renew. 

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2018, 11:02:28 AM »
PP: we will have an amazing “get back to the Snyder tree” hire after the fake CK fails.  Hopefully it is a staff filled with former DoD 1.0 badasses.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2018, 11:12:09 AM »
Will drop season tickets and parking passes for the first time in a looooong time. If this spaz starts winning, might renew.

oscar (if that is your real name), I don't think you get the spirit of this thread.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2018, 11:15:19 AM »
Will drop season tickets and parking passes for the first time in a looooong time. If this spaz starts winning, might renew.

oscar (if that is your real name), I don't think you get the spirit of this thread.

“Might renew” is my endorsement.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2018, 11:17:16 AM »
Giving one year and if we don't see improvement on the field and recruiting next year I will not renew my season tickets or parking pass.  Probably wouldn't consider getting them back in the future because of getting used to having my fall Saturdays back.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2018, 11:20:19 AM »
I won't absolutely hate it if we have a team full of tryhards who play with a huge chips on their shoulders, like it's David vs. Goliath every damn week.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2018, 11:23:48 AM »
Furthering the theme of making the most of what is probably a really shitty situation, I have identified a few facts that may help introduce this new coach and build some understanding.

First, guess what the North Dakota state bird is?  I crap you not, it's a rough ridin' meadowlark!  How about that, that's our god damn bird too!

His school is in Fargo, which is the state's largest city.  I have been there, and I can tell you that it's a crap hole.  It's the same size as Topeka, and nearly identical in every way, AND Topeka isn't that far from Manhattan.  So, when the coach get's home sick for crap chain restaurants and disenfranchised overweight white people, he need only get in the ol' Dodge and head down I70.  Point:  He will be at ease, and able to focus on covering the spread against Oklahoma and Texas.

The Fargo airport has 2 daily direct flights to Texas (Dallas), and Manhattan (a city of half the population of Fargo) has 3 direct flights to Texas (Dallas) everyday.  So, our new coach will have 50% more commercial flights to the area in which he must recruit.  Again, same, but different! 


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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2018, 11:28:23 AM »
The meadowlark is the Nebraska bird too I think. What a slut that bird is.
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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2018, 11:30:59 AM »
The meadowlark is the Nebraska bird too I think. What a slut that bird is.

crap.  I had no idea.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2018, 11:33:04 AM »
Is this what a divorce feels like? At first it hurts and there's a ton of disappointment, but then you're just glad it's over?
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2018, 11:35:16 AM »
Is this what a divorce feels like? At first it hurts and there's a ton of disappointment, but then you're just glad it's over?

Still just one Christmas tho.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2018, 11:38:30 AM »
I'll still travel to one or two home game. Looking forward to all the Groupon specials.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2018, 11:43:52 AM »
No change.

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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2018, 11:44:01 AM »
If I get a good Groupon for chairbacks, I would absolutely think about going to a game.  Not in August or November though.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2018, 11:58:47 AM »
I'll probably have less interest, but that's been declining steadily anyway, not exactly clitz's fault
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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2018, 12:20:33 PM »
Maybe shut this thread down too?
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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2018, 12:39:59 PM »
Watching to goEtards talk themselves into klieman was as shocking as it was depressing. A very un-goE phenomenon
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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2018, 12:46:58 PM »
Well I rough ridin' hate him and he sucks


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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2018, 12:49:03 PM »
Go away, loser
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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2018, 12:58:52 PM »
Who wouldn’t want the Saban of the plains?

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« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2018, 01:28:03 PM »
was gonna post something about this weirdo but then got woke to what a filthy street walker the Meadowlark is.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2018, 01:31:42 PM »
Who wouldn’t want the Saban of the plains?

The "Saban of the Plains" line was funny.

Would I give him a shot? Sure. I'd hope for the best, as all K-Staters would.

What would that look like when we fall off televised games? I generally travel to a handful of games a year. I'd probably not. I might watch a few on K-StateHD, if I'm home.
But more importantly, my money reflects my enthusiasm. It's not tons, but it's something (more than the average bear, I know). It'd not go away, but my issue is that I've got TWO schools on my loyalty list (my eldest and I both are K-State grads, but my youngest is a land thief). So I'd probably just go to a couple more of those games, buy my first stupid crimson sweater, and silently die a little bit inside every time I had to hear that horrific, god-forsaken song.

And I'd pray, every day, that ADGT was secretly brilliant, and we had another lighting-in-a-bottle hire in Manhattan.

But I'd not bet much money on that at all.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2018, 01:36:39 PM »
Now, to discuss Kleinman. If we gave him the job and what would be a 300% raise he would be grateful. Like, a Wichita incel who finally gets married grateful.  He would be loyal and would absolutely not complain if we stayed out late or went to the lake every weekend.

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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2018, 04:51:43 PM »
I haven't paid for football tickets for years, but have gone to most home games. I will likely continue to do so.