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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #150 on: December 12, 2018, 02:03:53 PM »
I just realized we had to come back in our home opener to beat South Dakota 27-24 and Coach Kli beat them 59-14 on the road.   Can we have the NDSU players too?
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« Reply #151 on: December 12, 2018, 02:06:09 PM »
I just realized we had to come back in our home opener to beat South Dakota 27-24 and Coach Kli beat them 59-14 on the road.   Can we have the NDSU players too?

If we can get some grad transfers maybe
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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #152 on: December 12, 2018, 02:19:06 PM »
Coach Kli is such an awful name it makes me want to vomit every where

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« Reply #153 on: December 12, 2018, 02:37:32 PM »
Coach Kli is such an awful name it makes me want to vomit every where

Just call him Coach K.

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« Reply #154 on: December 12, 2018, 02:44:10 PM »
Coach K has a nice ring to it. I hope it catches on.

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« Reply #155 on: December 12, 2018, 02:50:59 PM »
Needed more complete whack-a-doo WTF moments at that presser, beyond the Snyder death stare.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #156 on: December 12, 2018, 03:02:39 PM »
I like to believe that most everyone who isn't a herp derp realizes that talent and recruiting stars do matter to a degree. However, this coaching search has shown me that we have more herp derp fans than I realized.

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« Reply #157 on: December 12, 2018, 03:11:21 PM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.
He hurt of lot of feelings because KU hired Les Miles and we didn't and Neal Brown was the "obvious safe hire" that we didn't get and it made people feel small time plus some national writers were mean. So people have been irrationally lashing out in a lot of ways.

the k-state fan base is so predictable.

we couldn't even get to the press conference before you all started romanticizing the dang north dakota state coach who for weeks was called an inferior unproven dorky loser coach who took over an "already-built" FCS program and was unworthy of the job he now holds.

two nights ago ya'll were taking klieman to divorce court. by sunrise you were ready to renew your wedding vows.

tomorrow, it will be lap dances and group sex in the student union courtyard.

I'm joining rusty with being pro eff head the whole time. What you described isn't predictable K-State fans, it's sports fans. Irrationally like one coach over another, then act like everything is fine when you realize you aren't going to get your way. People want something to be hopeful for.

I do find the little things people have latched onto, absolutely hilarious though. That team meeting video was incredibly milquetoast, yet twitter was filled with 30s & 40s white dudes professing to needing a wall to run through.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #159 on: December 12, 2018, 03:28:34 PM »
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« Reply #160 on: December 12, 2018, 03:30:48 PM »
Did anyone here catch on when the dropped the "Frisco, TX" reference when asked about recruiting TX? I think that was like a "mic drop" moment for him because of the FCS championship site but I don't think it had the impact he had thought it would.

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« Reply #161 on: December 12, 2018, 03:51:13 PM »
I just realized we had to come back in our home opener to beat South Dakota 27-24 and Coach Kli beat them 59-14 on the road.   Can we have the NDSU players too?
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« Reply #162 on: December 12, 2018, 03:55:11 PM »
If our NDSU posters can learn to pivot away from their one (admittedly) amusing topic they could be really fun additions to gE.

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« Reply #163 on: December 12, 2018, 04:39:05 PM »
Did anyone here catch on when the dropped the "Frisco, TX" reference when asked about recruiting TX? I think that was like a "mic drop" moment for him because of the FCS championship site but I don't think it had the impact he had thought it would.

Yeah I had no idea what he was talking about.

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« Reply #164 on: December 12, 2018, 04:44:51 PM »
it will be interesting to see if klieman's schemes hold up with k-state's level of talent, or if he'll have to make adjustments to account for now having a roster filled with lesser players than he's used to coaching.

All jokes aside, it's rough ridin' incredible this is actually sort of true. Or at least, it's not not true.

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« Reply #165 on: December 12, 2018, 04:51:44 PM »
By the way, I kinda like him so far. Snyder turned me into a pretty dorky fan. Won over by that shining NDSU personality.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #166 on: December 13, 2018, 12:41:49 AM »
lol

https://twitter.com/jlkurtz/status/1072959345607041024

that's hilarious. i'm not a big gene guy, but am happy he survived this.

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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #167 on: December 13, 2018, 12:56:50 AM »
He will need to recruit.  I'm not sure he will.  We were overmatched at every position most games last year and it showed.  He talked a lot about finding guys that want to work, get better, etc.  He already says he doesn't care about stars and a lot of fans agree that stars don't matter.  We can't finish 9th or 10th in the Big 12 and in the 60s nationally every year in recruiting and expect anything but mediocre results, regardless of how high of character they have or how coached up they are.  I will be very interested to see who comes in with ties to Texas.
His team right now would have beat our ass, Tech’s ass, TCU, etc. this year and beyond and he has to recruit almost Canadian kids. Jesus, guys. He’s already surpassed Snyder’s crew in the last 5 years in recruiting.
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« Reply #168 on: December 13, 2018, 05:26:10 AM »
Is there any way we can make sure the meadowlark is protected by Manhattans finest seen below? I feel like the heathens in your tiny town would be extra grabby of the meadowlark. I want the best for Chris and these 2 bring an all business approach with an attitude that screams "eff you poor person".
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« Reply #169 on: December 13, 2018, 05:28:42 AM »
Those are strippers

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« Reply #170 on: December 13, 2018, 08:43:25 AM »
Those are strippers
Yes, former Dr. Love's employees

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« Reply #171 on: December 13, 2018, 10:00:39 AM »
Remember when Daris threw a bunch of the bison dorks in jail for public drunkenness?  :lol:
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« Reply #172 on: December 13, 2018, 11:27:09 AM »
So, we've brought in a guy that has never recruited the Big XII footprint, and we've retained the recruiting coordinator that didn't bring in anything but last place classes. Is there a reason why I should believe this staff will be able to recruit?
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« Reply #173 on: December 13, 2018, 11:33:27 AM »
So, we've brought in a guy that has never recruited the Big XII footprint, and we've retained the recruiting coordinator that didn't bring in anything but last place classes. Is there a reason why I should believe this staff will be able to recruit?

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« Reply #174 on: December 13, 2018, 11:39:11 AM »
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