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Re: I WILIL GIVE THE STUPID NORTH DAKOTA DORK A SHOT, I GUESS. WHATEVER.
« Reply #125 on: December 12, 2018, 12:12:10 AM »
glad someone asked him the ever important hamburger question. he'll really connect with the fanbase, given that he doesn't like any vegetables with his meat.

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« Reply #126 on: December 12, 2018, 12:32:23 AM »
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« Reply #127 on: December 12, 2018, 04:42:04 AM »
glad someone asked him about these awesome teeth whitening kits and the ever important hamburger question. he'll really connect with the fanbase, given that he doesn't like any vegetables with his meat.

Agreed. Gotta ask the hard-hitting questions. I wish someone also asked him does he prefer cats or dogs.
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« Reply #128 on: December 12, 2018, 06:34:22 AM »
He's an adult?

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« Reply #129 on: December 12, 2018, 07:19:42 AM »
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« Reply #130 on: December 12, 2018, 07:50:22 AM »
Our rube fanbase is going to put away the pitchforks and fall head over heels for Meadowlark at about 12:07 CST today. Feels good to be all in on Meadowlark before the rest

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« Reply #131 on: December 12, 2018, 07:57:12 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.

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« Reply #132 on: December 12, 2018, 08:06:47 AM »
Need some help, here. Who are the dramatis personae in that pic? Is that the Klieman Klan (+their Hodor)?

He's just the door holder.
He's Hank Jacobs.   Director of football operations and supposedly pretty good talent evaluator. 

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« Reply #133 on: December 12, 2018, 08:21:51 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.

They look very happy to be cats  :thumbs:
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« Reply #134 on: December 12, 2018, 08:23:19 AM »
Our rube fanbase is going to put away the pitchforks and fall head over heels for Meadowlark at about 12:07 CST today. Feels good to be all in on Meadowlark before the rest

8:07am actually.
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« Reply #135 on: December 12, 2018, 08:35:47 AM »
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Not a good start for the meadowlark with his first WC hand symbol. or whatever your geek burgers call it.



I never thought he'd be a pinky out kind of man.

What the effin eff. Did he catch a ride with the dork club or what?
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« Reply #136 on: December 12, 2018, 09:35:52 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.

They look very happy to be cats  :thumbs:

50% excited to be Cats, and 50% excited to be out of the North Dakota icy tundra. 
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« Reply #137 on: December 12, 2018, 09:47:55 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.
He hurt of lot of feelings because KU hired Les Miles and we didn't and Neal Brown was the "obvious safe hire" that we didn't get and it made people feel small time plus some national writers were mean. So people have been irrationally lashing out in a lot of ways.

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« Reply #138 on: December 12, 2018, 09:52:28 AM »
I think people are mad bevause Gene took lots of money and gave it away and we will suck at football.

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« Reply #139 on: December 12, 2018, 09:59:04 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.

They look very happy to be cats  :thumbs:

50% excited to be Cats, and 50% excited to be out of the North Dakota icy tundra.

They just got a 7x increase in income to become millionaires and probably just flew on a private jet for the first time. Pretty sure anyone would be ecstatic in that situation.


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« Reply #140 on: December 12, 2018, 10:07:50 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.

They look very happy to be cats  :thumbs:

50% excited to be Cats, and 50% excited to be out of the North Dakota icy tundra.

They just got a 7x increase in income to become millionaires and probably just flew on a private jet for the first time. Pretty sure anyone would be ecstatic in that situation.

So then where's the bubbly?

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« Reply #141 on: December 12, 2018, 10:11:27 AM »
Who allowed the band to start that stupid WC hand signal thing?

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« Reply #142 on: December 12, 2018, 10:14:57 AM »
Who allowed the band to start that stupid WC hand signal thing?

The band once formed into a giant dong thrusting into the mouf of a jayhawk.  They do whatever they want.

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« Reply #143 on: December 12, 2018, 10:22:39 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.
He hurt of lot of feelings because KU hired Les Miles and we didn't and Neal Brown was the "obvious safe hire" that we didn't get and it made people feel small time plus some national writers were mean. So people have been irrationally lashing out in a lot of ways.

the k-state fan base is so predictable.

we couldn't even get to the press conference before you all started romanticizing the dang north dakota state coach who for weeks was called an inferior unproven dorky loser coach who took over an "already-built" FCS program and was unworthy of the job he now holds.

two nights ago ya'll were taking klieman to divorce court. by sunrise you were ready to renew your wedding vows.

tomorrow, it will be lap dances and group sex in the student union courtyard.

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« Reply #144 on: December 12, 2018, 10:28:16 AM »
tomorrow, it will be lap dances and group sex in the student union courtyard.

Strawn has been a big supporter of the gene/eff head pact but this could cause him to take a more pessimistic look at the deal.

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« Reply #145 on: December 12, 2018, 10:34:33 AM »
Seems like a pretty normal nice looking family to me. Some of you guys are pretty weird.
He hurt of lot of feelings because KU hired Les Miles and we didn't and Neal Brown was the "obvious safe hire" that we didn't get and it made people feel small time plus some national writers were mean. So people have been irrationally lashing out in a lot of ways.

the k-state fan base is so predictable.

we couldn't even get to the press conference before you all started romanticizing the dang north dakota state coach who for weeks was called an inferior unproven dorky loser coach who took over an "already-built" FCS program and was unworthy of the job he now holds.

two nights ago ya'll were taking klieman to divorce court. by sunrise you were ready to renew your wedding vows.

tomorrow, it will be lap dances and group sex in the student union courtyard.

Michigan cat was always pro this guy and I just don’t like making fun of people’s families. Plus they genuinely look pretty normal. Now you’re being weird.

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« Reply #146 on: December 12, 2018, 12:20:33 PM »
All you f**ks that want to dump your season tickets and parking passes, I'll take as many as you can supply as long as they're decent seats. East side, upper level, you got what you paid for and good luck dumping them. Keep the end zone seats as well. West and East side lower level. Let's talk or just tell me where I can pick them up.

When we come running out of the locker room sporting an all black (Ft Riley Day would be good) and a veritable plethora of alternative unis on other Sats, I'll be ecstatic. One more year of the 1986 Dallas Cowboy throwbacks would have made me puke. I'll be sooooo happy when that look is the throwback. However unlike a lot of you "if it ain't HCBS, I ain't playin'" knuckleheads, I'd have still gone and watched.

Think about it for a minute. We weren't coming close to maximizing our scholarships, players were running away like the place was on fire and we stood a good chance of being out coached by the Mad Hatter if we stood pat. What choice did we have and Brent just wasn't coming. Not until his son graduates and if you figure it, that will be about the time that this contract will either be renewed or he'll be fired.

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« Reply #147 on: December 12, 2018, 12:22:02 PM »
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« Reply #148 on: December 12, 2018, 01:47:12 PM »
All you f**ks that want to dump your season tickets and parking passes, I'll take as many as you can supply as long as they're decent seats. East side, upper level, you got what you paid for and good luck dumping them. Keep the end zone seats as well. West and East side lower level. Let's talk or just tell me where I can pick them up.

When we come running out of the locker room sporting an all black (Ft Riley Day would be good) and a veritable plethora of alternative unis on other Sats, I'll be ecstatic. One more year of the 1986 Dallas Cowboy throwbacks would have made me puke. I'll be sooooo happy when that look is the throwback. However unlike a lot of you "if it ain't HCBS, I ain't playin'" knuckleheads, I'd have still gone and watched.

Think about it for a minute. We weren't coming close to maximizing our scholarships, players were running away like the place was on fire and we stood a good chance of being out coached by the Mad Hatter if we stood pat. What choice did we have and Brent just wasn't coming. Not until his son graduates and if you figure it, that will be about the time that this contract will either be renewed or he'll be fired.

I'm stoked for the future and that starts now.


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« Reply #149 on: December 12, 2018, 01:57:46 PM »
He will need to recruit.  I'm not sure he will.  We were overmatched at every position most games last year and it showed.  He talked a lot about finding guys that want to work, get better, etc.  He already says he doesn't care about stars and a lot of fans agree that stars don't matter.  We can't finish 9th or 10th in the Big 12 and in the 60s nationally every year in recruiting and expect anything but mediocre results, regardless of how high of character they have or how coached up they are.  I will be very interested to see who comes in with ties to Texas.