Author Topic: Drinks you shouldn't order at [Type of Bar] or will piss off customers/bartender (Read 8041 times)

mocat · « **Reply #75 on:** February 03, 2018, 03:57:02 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 03, 2018, 01:45:02 PM

Quote from: waks on February 03, 2018, 01:35:00 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on February 03, 2018, 08:21:43 AM
I’ve had real absinthe before
It's been legal in the US since 2007.

The real one has magic mushrooms in it(they drink it in EuroTrip). Had it in Europe.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CHONGS · « **Reply #76 on:** February 03, 2018, 03:59:36 PM »

In like absinthe, but then again I like anise flavor.

Spracne · « **Reply #77 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:03:24 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 03, 2018, 03:45:33 PM

Quote from: Spracne on February 03, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
The reason absinthe was said to cause hallucinations was not due to the wormwood (or magic mushrooms, as the astute and worldly TBT asserts in a very lol-worthy moment). It was from contamination due to unsanitary storage conditions. But I think we are all impressed that TBT has had "real" absinthe.

Actually it’s not from unsanitary conditions you dumbass. It’s from a chemical called thujone which comes from the wormwood. I’m not surprised in the least you are wrong you pompous prick.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/edible-innovations/absinthe.htm

The levels of Thujone are widely accepted to be well below the level necessary to be symptomatic. And even if you ingested a toxic level, it would not be a pleasant experience. But before you got to that point, you would likely be dead from alcohol poisoning. Unsafe storage and toxic adulterants likely explain the exaggerated claims of hallucinations from 19th century commentators. Also, lol at you.

wetwillie · « **Reply #78 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:05:48 PM »

I'll keep my shrooms and booze separate thank you very much.

CHONGS · « **Reply #79 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:08:21 PM »

I sometimes like to dip a portabella into my pils.

The Big Train · « **Reply #80 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 03, 2018, 04:03:24 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on February 03, 2018, 03:45:33 PM
Quote from: Spracne on February 03, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
The reason absinthe was said to cause hallucinations was not due to the wormwood (or magic mushrooms, as the astute and worldly TBT asserts in a very lol-worthy moment). It was from contamination due to unsanitary storage conditions. But I think we are all impressed that TBT has had "real" absinthe.

Actually it’s not from unsanitary conditions you dumbass. It’s from a chemical called thujone which comes from the wormwood. I’m not surprised in the least you are wrong you pompous prick.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/edible-innovations/absinthe.htm

The levels of Thujone are widely accepted to be well below the level necessary to be symptomatic. And even if you ingested a toxic level, it would not be a pleasant experience. But before you got to that point, you would likely be dead from alcohol poisoning. Unsafe storage and toxic adulterants likely explain the exaggerated claims of hallucinations from 19th century commentators. Also, lol at you.

Instead of providing a link as supporting evidence you post conjecture. That just validated my point and shows how much of a pretentious response your post was to begin with. Maybe post about how the laws were applied to absinthe cases to make yourself feel better.

CHONGS · « **Reply #81 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:09:45 PM »

Gets me super mumped up.

Spracne · « **Reply #82 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:12:32 PM »

It was an embarrassing moment for you. My professional advice would be to acknowledge it quietly and move on. But since you haven't done that,

CHONGS · « **Reply #83 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:12:44 PM »

It's clear TBT didn't read the link he posted.

Spracne · « **Reply #84 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:14:19 PM »

Anyone had Everclear? That crap must have hella thujones bc it will put hair on your cojones.

The Big Train · « **Reply #85 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:17:32 PM »

4 olives Wine bar -

Natural Light

pissclams · « **Reply #86 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 03, 2018, 04:14:19 PM

Anyone had Everclear? That crap must have hella thujones bc it will put hair on your cahones.

it’s because of the peyote that they carve the barrels out of

CHONGS · « **Reply #87 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:19:50 PM »

I had some sage butter that melted my brain.

The Big Train · « **Reply #88 on:** February 03, 2018, 04:20:56 PM »

It’s all fun and games until you recall what someone said in a hotel room in a foreign country 13 years ago and all hell breaks loose

Trim · « **Reply #89 on:** February 09, 2018, 12:44:19 AM »

gatoveintisiet · « **Reply #90 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:12:12 AM »

I don’t know what it is about watching a proper clownsuiting that makes me so happy

felix rex · « **Reply #91 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:34:45 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on February 01, 2018, 04:02:10 PM

"big city" normal bar -

Red beer

enjoyed this

felix rex · « **Reply #92 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:39:14 AM »

Quote from: Chingon on February 03, 2018, 03:59:36 PM

In like absinthe, but then again I like anise flavor.

-anise tea

-arak

-stimirol gum

-My older in-laws making tea and offering to "heat up some anise"

still funny to me

Phil Titola · « **Reply #93 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:58:53 AM »

Open bar -

Hamms

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #94 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:01:35 AM »

Blow job (shot) at an opera intermission bar.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #95 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:09:30 AM »

Any bar -

Ski shot thing.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #96 on:** February 09, 2018, 11:15:55 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 09, 2018, 10:01:35 AM

Blow job (shot) at an opera intermission bar.

Did @Gooch order that?

Gooch · « **Reply #97 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:36:37 PM »

Quote from: IPA4Me on February 09, 2018, 11:15:55 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on February 09, 2018, 10:01:35 AM
Blow job (shot) at an opera intermission bar.
Did @Gooch order that?

No, but at a Broadway play I did order a White Russian at intermission and the mother rough rider put Frangelico in it.

I mean WTF!

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #98 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:43:29 PM »

Quote from: waks on February 03, 2018, 02:20:15 AM

Quote from: catastrophe on February 02, 2018, 03:51:27 PM
I generally pride myself on being able to discern if I'm in a bar that is capable of making the drink I want.
Yes, it should usually be pretty obvious. Order canned beer at the Lou, wells (two ingredient drinks) at Kites, Kaws, etc. and leave the cocktails for places like Mae's or HiLo. Sometimes places will disappoint though. For example, I love the Green Lady Lounge but their cocktails are trash and they really shouldn't be.

a place in mhk that is pretty damn surprising/impressive for cocktails.. arrow coffee

Phil Titola · « **Reply #99 on:** February 11, 2018, 12:10:53 AM »

Starbucks -

Large coffee.