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Which is the worst month of the year in Kansas?

January
22 (28.9%)
February
25 (32.9%)
March
3 (3.9%)
April
0 (0%)
May
0 (0%)
June
0 (0%)
July
6 (7.9%)
August
18 (23.7%)
September
1 (1.3%)
October
0 (0%)
November
0 (0%)
December
1 (1.3%)

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #75 on: January 30, 2018, 12:55:39 PM »
I'd rather be hot than cold. (P.S. I am always cold when other people are comfortable.)


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2018, 12:58:10 PM »
Also, as a fellow Kansan ex-pat, I enjoy the big-city Chicagoans looking down their nose at the little friends they left behind. :thumbs:
I've lived in KC since last July fwiw.

Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February

no fuckin way. Maybe in Phoenix but not Chicago or Kansas
Yeah.  Not even close.  Heat is uncomfortable and sucks because you get a little sweaty sometimes, but being outside in those deep windchills is just absolutely unbearable.  Just brutal - almost painful.  Plus, guess what, hope you don't like sunlight because it's dark outside almost all the time.

All the proof I need is that even in the dog days of summer, there are outside activities that normal people engage in: Cookouts, little league games, patio drinking, etc.  In the coldest days of winter, only an insane person would have a cookout.  Game, set, checkmate.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2018, 01:12:11 PM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February

no fuckin way. Maybe in Phoenix but not Chicago or Kansas

I think it depends on whether you are dressed for work or not. I hate sweating into my work clothes.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2018, 01:13:07 PM »
it doesn't get hot enough outside to make me rather be cold. what on earth is the matter with you people?

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2018, 01:14:45 PM »
"oh no, it's too hot to go outside!" imagine what you sound like if you say something like that.

meanwhile, "it's too cold to go outside!" is just a common sense survival thing.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2018, 01:15:06 PM »
I wonder what it’s like to walk a half mile to the train in antarctica.  is it worse than the big city of chicago walk?
who knows...? hopefully james cook drops by to let us know


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2018, 01:17:57 PM »
"oh no, it's too hot to go outside!" imagine what you sound like if you say something like that.

meanwhile, "it's too cold to go outside!" is just a common sense survival thing.
Every time this comes up I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of weirdo shut-ins.   

Like, I understand that sometimes it gets really hot outside and can be uncomfortable.  But man, that's just great swimming pool weather.  Go out and get some ice cream! Maybe schedule a weekend at the lake! 

When it's insanely cold outside, it's not great anything weather.  Stay indoors.  Cancel school.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2018, 01:20:23 PM »
"oh no, it's too hot to go outside!" imagine what you sound like if you say something like that.

meanwhile, "it's too cold to go outside!" is just a common sense survival thing.

Tell that to the 96 Americans the heat killed last year, steve dave.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2018, 01:24:12 PM »
Has anyone ever gotten the flu in July or August?

I bet not.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2018, 01:24:19 PM »
I don't outside leisure unless it's between 50 and 80, otherwise just not worth it
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2018, 01:29:20 PM »
if it's 0 degrees outside you can always add more layers.
if it's 100 degrees outside there are only so many clothes you can take off and you will still be disgustingly hot.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2018, 01:30:54 PM »
dlew, what is the perfect walking temperature? like 65? does that happen more often in august, or october?

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2018, 01:34:50 PM »
I guarantee dlew has a ski parka on at 65
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2018, 01:37:22 PM »
He's doing what he does in like every thread guys, he loves hoodie weather as much as we do
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2018, 01:39:21 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2018, 01:40:49 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.

for walking to the train? no you wouldn't. don't be disingenuous.
for smashing coors lights at UC pool? well yeah

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2018, 01:42:10 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.

for walking to the train? no you wouldn't. don't be disingenuous.
for smashing coors lights at UC pool? well yeah
Oh we were talking walking to the train?  Yeah probably mid 70s.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2018, 01:44:39 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.

for walking to the train? no you wouldn't. don't be disingenuous.
for smashing coors lights at UC pool? well yeah
Oh we were talking walking to the train?  Yeah probably mid 70s.

over the course of a typical month which activity do you find yourself doing more often?

A) walking somewhere
B) being in a pool

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2018, 01:48:28 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.

for walking to the train? no you wouldn't. don't be disingenuous.
for smashing coors lights at UC pool? well yeah
Oh we were talking walking to the train?  Yeah probably mid 70s.

over the course of a typical month which activity do you find yourself doing more often?

A) walking somewhere
B) being in a pool
I spend more time walking than being in a pool.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2018, 01:51:12 PM »
so like in winter do you fools put on ski pants every day?

And like if it's 90 degress and you're glowing a bit, find some rough ridin' shade and you're just fine.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2018, 02:19:52 PM »
My family on the mens side have a really bad sweating problem. It's embarrassing showing off sweaty pits  when out on the golf course and/or at a family bbq.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2018, 02:36:05 PM »
so like in winter do you fools put on ski pants every day?

And like if it's 90 degress and you're glowing a bit, find some rough ridin' shade and you're just fine.

I don't own ski pants. I wear jeans and am fine.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2018, 02:37:39 PM »
And I find it weird that February is worse to some of you than January if cold is the issue. Its colder in January. Last Feb in KC there was a day where we got to 80.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2018, 02:38:52 PM »
I find the older I get though the more I appreciate the rhythm of the seasons. Its good for my soul. I wouldn't like to live in like Miami or something. Too much sameness.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2018, 02:50:41 PM »
I'd rather it be 90 degrees outside than 60.

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