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Which is the worst month of the year in Kansas?

January
21 (36.8%)
February
21 (36.8%)
March
2 (3.5%)
April
0 (0%)
May
0 (0%)
June
0 (0%)
July
3 (5.3%)
August
8 (14%)
September
1 (1.8%)
October
0 (0%)
November
0 (0%)
December
1 (1.8%)

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #50 on: January 29, 2018, 05:25:56 PM »
the worst thirty day period is the middle of January to the middle of February.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #51 on: January 29, 2018, 10:43:27 PM »
Bad weather doesn't matter much in Kansas anyway, the only necessary outside time is the time between your car in the parking lot and the building you're going into
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2018, 02:51:00 AM »
the worst thirty day period is the middle of January to the middle of February.

Yes. This period should be its own special month of suckitude. It's like purgatory.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2018, 07:17:08 AM »
Worst  - Jan/Feb/July/Aug/Nov/Dec
Best - May/Oct

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2018, 07:49:44 AM »
Bad weather doesn't matter much in Kansas anyway, the only necessary outside time is the time between your car in the parking lot and the building you're going into

That’s true in the winter.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2018, 08:12:33 AM »
all these Kansas expats taking shots at oct/nov is upsetting
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2018, 08:31:32 AM »
Bad weather doesn't matter much in Kansas anyway, the only necessary outside time is the time between your car in the parking lot and the building you're going into
That's a good point..In Chicago bad weather is something most people have to actually confront and walk around in.  I remember when I was staying at your old old place, I'd wake up, see it was a -17 wind chill outside, and be crushed knowing that I had to walk half a mile to the train.  Chicago winters are for the birds, man.  Also, the sun sets at what feels like 3:30 pm - which starts to become VERY depressing.

The bad weather in Kansas only sucks because you can't do the great things that you can do when it's hot out. 


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2018, 08:58:24 AM »
Do you judge the kansas month against other kansas months?

Or weigh the kansas month against how the same month would be somewhere else? 

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2018, 09:06:30 AM »
Do you judge the kansas month against other kansas months?

Or weigh the kansas month against how the same month would be somewhere else?
the former


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2018, 09:13:44 AM »
the worst thirty day period is the middle of January to the middle of February.

Yes. This period should be its own special month of suckitude. It's like purgatory.

And we are right in the middle of it  :Yuck:
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #60 on: January 30, 2018, 09:18:16 AM »
the worst thirty day period is the middle of January to the middle of February.

Yes. This period should be its own special month of suckitude. It's like purgatory.

And we are right in the middle of it  :Yuck:
Why last Saturday was such a joy...even in the middle of the muck we get some pretty nice days!

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2018, 11:25:08 AM »
Its August by a wide margin for me.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #62 on: January 30, 2018, 11:26:33 AM »
Dlew needs to move to Tucson or some other hell on earth
hard to EMAW properly in Tucson. 

people who whine about the heat are downgrades.  everything you can do in the fall you can do in the summer.  can't vice versa that truism.  sorry (not).

Dlew I love your zeal but you often seem bewildered when people dislike the blazing heat of summer. Do you perhaps have poor circulation or a medical condition that makes you less sensitive to the oppressive heat of Midwestern summers?

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2018, 11:31:32 AM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2018, 11:33:21 AM »
Do you judge the kansas month against other kansas months?

Or weigh the kansas month against how the same month would be somewhere else?

the former

I went w/the latter because otherwise it just comes down to if you especially love/hate hot or cold.  The latter is more WAR.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2018, 11:50:16 AM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February

no fuckin way. Maybe in Phoenix but not Chicago or Kansas

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2018, 11:50:58 AM »
Also, as a fellow Kansan ex-pat, I enjoy the big-city Chicagoans looking down their nose at the little friends they left behind. :thumbs:

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2018, 11:52:46 AM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February

no fuckin way. Maybe in Phoenix but not Chicago or Kansas

This is insane
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2018, 11:57:10 AM »
I mean I love all the summer stuff. Baseball and cookouts and boats and all of it. However the average daily discomfort for me on a blazing hot day makes me just plain miserable.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2018, 11:59:41 AM »
August 2013-2014-2015-2016 (rally mantis!) and even 2017 were more fun than normal because the Royals were good. August 2018 looks like a forecast of boringville heatsburg USA. Population CF3

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2018, 12:07:59 PM »
Also, as a fellow Kansan ex-pat, I enjoy the big-city Chicagoans looking down their nose at the little friends they left behind. :thumbs:
It's great. Our best months are unquestionably June-Sept though... It can suck for a couple days in July/August if it hits the 90's, but generally that four month stretch is glorious
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2018, 12:10:10 PM »
August really wears on my soul.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2018, 12:15:38 PM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February

no fuckin way. Maybe in Phoenix but not Chicago or Kansas

This is insane

i question whether these acolytes of heat are human.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2018, 12:40:59 PM »
Yeah, walking half a mile to the train in July is worse than in February
Disagree. I'll take the heat walk anyday. Winter isn't horrible if it's just cold bit mix in wind and any precip....the worst.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2018, 12:46:34 PM »
Dlew needs to move to Tucson or some other hell on earth
hard to EMAW properly in Tucson. 

people who whine about the heat are downgrades.  everything you can do in the fall you can do in the summer.  can't vice versa that truism.  sorry (not).

Dlew I love your zeal but you often seem bewildered when people dislike the blazing heat of summer. Do you perhaps have poor circulation or a medical condition that makes you less sensitive to the oppressive heat of Midwestern summers?


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